This right here is the hottest pony picture ever drawn,
I can understand the "poni is not for sexual" people having trouble sexualizing the cute characters from the show. I can even understand how normies can not be attracted to mare vagina. But if you can look at this picture and not want to fuck this horse, then you're just not into women. Or beauty.
I've seen better
>>27989846
Nope. This is much better. I've blown so many loads to it before.
>>27989846
>you're just not into women
But Anon, I'm not into women.Nor men.Just ponies.
I was all a dream, and you know it's ending.
Equestria, your lover, all the good times you've had, they were all part of the dream, and you were waking up.
You can feel yourself losing your grasp on this world and slipping back into reality, all the friends you've made here looking at you with sadness, the love of your life weeping into your chest as you slowly began to fade, when Luna appears before you with an offer.
She can make it so you never wake up again, essentially allowing you to live here with them for the rest of your life. She takes care to remind you though that your body would be nothing more than that, a body laying in your bed.
You panic as your vision begins to blur, reality coming to steal you away soon, not sure what you truly want.
In a less than a seconds moment to think, you tell her that...
What?
We all have to wake up sometime.
>>27989688
Not with enough pills you don't.
Anything for Waifu.
>>27989655
I have nothing left in this world.
Never wake up.
Why can't the future Equestria Girls movies just be about the Rainbooms fighting evil villains through epic band battles?
>>27989632
Because they've already covered that highschool movie trope.
They're doing summercamp love next.
Dumb EQG posters.
>>27989632
WE HAVE TO PROGRESS
If Equestria's Royal Guard somehow began developing aircraft, what would they look like?
>>27989609
They already have helicopters. And in GoH, the wonder bolts use some sort of jet pack for more speed.
>>27989609
Hot air balloons.
Oh wait...
>>27989617
Excuse me, for I haven't seen an episode in a while. When did they get helicopters?
The only way you could go to equestria and meet your waifu is if you fought other anons from /mlp/.
Essentially, if you loved spitfire, you would have to fight all of the other spitfire fags just to be with her.
Would you do it? Could you do it?
Idk, Gritsaw is a big guy. Do we get any weapons? Like swords and shields? Cause then I might.
>>27989273
nope. completely naked.
>>27989282
Well, like I said, Gritsaw is a big guy. His passion runs pretty deep. He'd be hard af to fight. Tossing chicken all day must build up those muscles.
I WANT TO FUCK MAPLE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
THAT
ASSSSSS
FUCK
>>27989248
>A FUCKING LEAF
>FUCKING A LEAF
Goddamn leaf ruining everything
>applejack scene
>banjo starts playing
>fluttershy green
>s-s-she c-can't st-stop st-st-st-stuttering
>banjo scene
>jack starts appleing
>>27989180
They hit all the southern farmer stereotypes so hard with her. I don't think there is one they haven't done without the show dropping it's tv-y rating and going tv-ma
can i get some /pony/ fags in this thred
>pic unrelated
>>27988855
Anything you're expecting?
>>27989366
not realy
Thoughts?
>>27988825
>thumbnail
Just another shitposting child, nothing new there.
>>27988825
Second best non-pony waifu.
>>27988825
one of the hottest characters IMO.
even have a gryphon dick at home
>even if you go to equestria you will never get to experience sweet mare on mare love
why hasbro why? why do you show me that which can never be?
>>27988494
magic.
>>27988497
its not the same
>will never get to be one of the girls
>will never be a guest to one of pinkies partys
>will never do cute pony things
>will never get feelings for one of my friends
>will never hang out with fluttershy and rarity
living hurts
What is the appeal of this turd stain of a pony? Her personality is horrendous and the comedy is lowest common denominator.
She is pretty hot though gotta admit.
>>27988259
>She is pretty hot though gotta admit.
You just nailed it, /thread
>>27988259
Oh my god I'd love to drop my dick on that cupcake
>>27988259
she's fucking horrible for the most part. her fans, even worse
but yeah the porn is fucking good
Rainbow Dash is now real, BUT your "relationship" with her is like the one Zephyr, with you as Zephyr.
Your turn.
>>27988051
>is like the one Zephyr,
*is like the one between her and Zephyr
>>27988061
Your waifu is real, and so are ponies.
BUT, they all think you're a loser that isn't worth their time.
The non-Equestria Girls movie leaves the fandom satisfied, BUT it marks the end of the gen and from then on it only exist through lawyer-friendly fan works.
Can we just stop it with the meme already?
We actually know nobody could actually like this sorry excuse for comedic relief. Let's drop the charade right now and stop pretending to like Pinkie Puke.
>>27987664
But Anon, the Ponkfags are relentless and highly delusional.
What's that? Did somebody say "Shitposting thread"?
Post your voices & tell us who your favorite pony is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NukCO9TaW8
>>27987651
fuck was that
songetting a better waifu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wLhTA52mmx
>>27987651
http://picosong.com/tD3i
I don't know why people say that the show is dying. S6 only had one episode that I would say was "bad," and even that episode was more boring than actually bad in the traditional sense. Is it just the memers who were only in it for the fandom saying it? Because like I said, nothing in S6 so far is really that bad.
>>27987538
It's just fans of the fandom who want everyone to be as miserable as they are.
>>27987538
Saying the show is dying is an epik dank maymay that all the cool kiddies have loved to say for a long while now
>>27987538
>>27987555
>Le ebin cover your ears and scream THE SHOW IS STILL GOOD, DADDY HASBRO GIVE ME DICK AGAIN meme