The Bradical Adventures of Normal Norman: Absolutely No Imagedump/bump

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ITT we post the body types of the girls he's banged
FS looks like this in their latest smut fic

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>>27859415
>this is an accurate Aryan
What the fuck is Norman thinking?

>>27859415
>somescrub
nice taste in chubby and ponka

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>>27859439
His character is having shit taste
>never sleep next to Purple your whole life

I'd like to see more bg girls here too

Tripfags in Canterlot High

so, about Norman's parents
What exactly does his dad do for a living?

>>27860601
Professional Memer

>>27860601
Started a self help program to obtaining waifus and made it big once his project worked on Norman.
(Norman only existed to be his guinea pig)

>>27860601
chief of police
since abnormal norman, that's the only way i see him

Lets see how long it takes for this thread to finish out

>>27860662
14 days 21 hours

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>>27860662
a better question would be
>will the beanie make an appearance in the new EqG?
I don't even think he appeared in the last one, or did he?
I

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Someone write some Scarlet

>>27860831
as part of the canterlot crowd.
maybe this movie will have more luck

>Norman and Scott go play Pokémon GO
>2 hours later
>They look up
>They're in Crystal Prep territory

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>>27861745
>it's a Purple makes Pokemon real episode

>>27861768
"Purple did you turn my socks into Oddishs"

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>>27861745
>they are in cinch's office

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>yfw you still coming back

>>27862152
I get off to lewd ideas

>>27861784
we need one of those simple Norman has to deal with Purple's shit episodes

>Sophie dealing with Scott's shit
>He's in detention and she doesn't want to babysit so she takes him on her duties
>He comments on her and shitposts in real life around her til she goes mad

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>>27862188
>tfw I have a super hot idea
>Notebook/Blue Lagoon tier cheesy romance smut set in the summer camp
>there's even steamy teenage sex in the woods beneath a waterfall
>it's literally perfect
Why can't I get my self to write it?

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>>27861768
>Norman and Naomi fix their relationship with Pokemon's help

>>27864154
you just keep on giving, don't you

>>27864212
This one was $30

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>>27864220
holly fuck
what about the other two?

>>27864270
$15 each

>>27864154
This is fantastic.
Mary with a Tropius!

>>27864519
>Tropious
>Not a dank ass Vectreebell
Ayy lmao

>no part 2 of the Sophie boob job story
>left on a "finish at home" cliffhanger

>>27864366
>$15 per colored character
Sounds fair

>Norman will never get a double tit fuck by Sonata and Aria while Adagio rides his face

>>27866899
Norman could have had a shot with Aria Beauty.

>>27867536
Maybe we could steal a fucking green from the siren general

>>27868078
nah, we musn't sink that low
we are dead, but proudly standing. at best, we can use anime references

>>27868600
You know whats funny?

Fingerbang is doing better then ths place

>>27868948
that's because they use porn and anon
it's easy to reach victory in this board if you give a self-insert lewd all the time

>>27868948
>>27869030
more like learned helplessness
litterally "gibs me dat story, trip boi"

>>27859159
What is that thing next to norman?

>>27869084
his cousin. she is only for memes and onii-chan/nii-san action

>>27869796
I have a question for mr. Kurobisu
How the fuck did you write the first fic?
you even asked anons to help you write
what the fuck happened to you?

>>27869916
you will wait a long time man, kuro has a gig now

night

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wait, how the fuck does Norman Address Rainbow?
was it Blue, Cyan, or just Rainbow?
I can't remember

>>27871429
rain-bro
because she is the only so far it didn't fuck his life

>>27871429
Is that a meme pic?

>>27871678
It was Sonata...then someone edited RD on it

>>27869916

Sudden flash of dumb inspiration, kind of depressed, many nights without sleep prior to discovering the thread, no sleep while writing the story, no care about grammar, not much care about where the story went, just writing as the story went nonstop, no preparation, no planned ending.

>>27870359

I've been out of a job for nearly two months. Strangely though, I have even less time right now. I'm currently spending time in Canada.

I'm gonna have to bump, because I have plans for this thread

(Draw Norman wearing what you're wearing as you draw him)

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>>27861402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2LhXOtsTLY
human

>>27871975
How is life in canuckland?

>It was a cold winter evening, lazy snowflakes waltzing on a soft breeze slowing the city crowds’ usual drone to a sluggish pace.
>In the safety of a small house near the docks, two familiar CHS students were watching with rapt attention some fictional always well-dressed, always ready for action secret agent jumps through a window of an exploding building.
“Funny thing, G: the more I watch those action flicks with you, the more I understand your fascination with things known for their tendency to detonate, I’m referring to guns and engines mainly.”
>“There’s just something really satisfyin’ with the ‘bang’, not sure if you can understand…”
>There was another display of pyrotechnics on the screen, and Norman grinned.
“It’s very abstract, I’ll give you that.” Satisfied with the irony of his comment, the boy leaned backwards to give Gilda a quick peck on the piercing-less corner of her mouth, before returning to his original seated position, between her legs, his back pressing against her toned abdomen and her soft chest.
>“Y’know you act like a pussy when you do that, right?”
>Despite the reprimand, the biker girl rested her chin on top of the beanie, a soft smile on her face as she enjoyed the familiar smells of well-worn cotton, shampoo and her boyfriend’s hair.
“They’re jealous. No skin off my back.”
>“Right, keep on talking, Mr Thick Skin.”
“Well, as long as you don’t say something absolutely testosterone filled in the next ten minutes, my ass is safe.”
>Despite knowing full well that the girl with the bleached hair was joking, the youth did sit a little straighter when, as the hero’s romantic interest eventually appeared on screen wearing nothing but a white dress shirt, he heard her say:
>“Now, that’s an ass I’d fuck raw.”


Short-story-bump.

>>27874870
Normda > other lesser ships

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[tiny norm]

>>27875147
nice norm

I want someone to explain how this is pony-related.

>>27875823
Everything related to EQG background characters happens here.
Kinda like Fingerbang, but not 100% smut, and no Anon allowed.

>>27874870
>will never have a 6ft 5 gf with abs to lay on

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>norman

boop

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Would you date Scott

>>27879385
>>27879501
Yes.

>>27879617
Kek I deleted and reposted it because it won't upload the right way
Oh well

>>27874132

Pretty quiet, although that may be because I'm here just visitting.

Bomp

>page 9
Holly shit, hang in there m8s!

>Norman comes home to see his onahole on the bed with a note on it
>"Haha Norman what is this? Another Twilight pony thing LOL!"
>Urge to suicide rising

>>27879501
I would drown him in cum

Random.
Who would CHS And CPA Main in Tekken or any other Fighting game?

Boop

>>27881362
Norman plays Heihachi and Akuma, because these are the only characters he knew before playing the game.
He's a Street Fighter casual after all.

On the other hand, Chloe can kick anyone's ass with Carl Clover in Blazblue.
Which annoys her deeply as she wants to get better with manlier characters (like Bang and Azrael).

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>>27869399
Checked!
Not the anon that asked, but thanks for clearing that up every time I seen that nightmare on the catalogue I questioned it

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What's the /nn/ version of this

>>27882667
>Aria somewhat resembles Miku Hatsune in this pic

>>27883712
>Norman x Waifu Kissing
>background girl = Naomi/Sophie

>>27883712
Norman and Shimmer kissing, Naomi in the back.
>The Shimmering

>>27884825
why this sounds like an extract of school days?

okay, who is willing to actually write a story?

>>27888403
Dunno about write, but I was actually thinking of dusting off the ol' pastebin and seeing what I have lying around.
Been meaning to get back into writefagging, and Bronycon and news of a 4th EQG were just the refreshers I needed to get back in the mood. Fuck I've missed pony and pony accessories.

Yokay, I've got it. It's July, so let's throw this one out.

>Day Independence Day in Canterlot High
>Be Norman.
>Summer vacation is pretty sweet so far.
>Spend all day gaming.
>Stay up late every night playing around online.
>Wake up around noon like nobody's fucking business.
>No homework and only the occasional chore to do.
>Doesn't get much better.
>You roll over in bed and unlock your iPhone to check the time.
>12:03pm, July 4th
>Only noon? More sleep then.
>You drop it back on your bed-side stand and roll over.
>*BRRRRRRRRRRZZZZT*
>Fuck. No. No texts.
>*BRRRRRRRRRRZZZZT*
>Fuck, no calls either.
>*BRRRRRRRRRRZZZZT*
>Please no...
>You roll back over and unlock your phone again.
>Incoming call from Nolan.
>How rare. Normally, Brad is the one to call you when you least want to be called.
>You answer.
"...Hello?"
>Fucking hell, you sound like shit.
>"Norman? Hell, you sound like shit bro. Up late again?"
"Fuck you too. What's up?"
>There is almost literally nothing but sleep in your voice.
>"Well, today's Independence Day, and my mom and dad went out to a party at dad's friend's house. So I figured I'll throw a party of my own. Better than spending all day inside doing nothing. What do you think?"
"Who else will be there?"
>"If I can help it, everyone that can come. We have more than enough space to accommodate everyone here."
"What time?"
>You feel yourself drifting off again. The sandman wants you.
>"I was thinking around two o'clock. Will probably last until about ten or so."
>Two more hours to sleep!
"Alright, I'll be there..."
>"See you there, man. I'll get a hold of everyone else."
>You were already asleep.

>>27888831
>Almost an hour later.
>Finally manage to roll out of bed.
>Roll yourself across the floor to your dresser.
>Slowly stand up, shed everything, and put on your usual outfit.
>Swap nightcap for beanie.
>Guess you should get over to Nolan's. You'll be early, but you can use that time to wake up.
>Your parents aren't home, so you waste no time locking up the house, getting in your car, and leaving.
>When you arrive at Nolan's, you're practically wide awake.
>As you pull up to the gate of the luxurious estate, you roll down your window and hit the buzzer.
>The gate opens.
>That's when you notice the windowless vans parked up and down the long driveway.
>Every one of them painted red, white, and blue.
>Men in various purple suits are hauling party goods, tables, and all manner of other things up to the house.
>What the fuck, Nolan.
>You even notice a few crates labeled "Dangerous" and "Highly Flammable".
>Hopefully they're just fireworks and not explosives.
>Some of the workers stop and look as you drive past.
>This has never been comfortable on the few occasions it's happened.

>>27888843
>Before you can even ring the doorbell, the door swings open and Nolan pulls you inside.
>"Norman! Good timing, everything is almost ready for tonight!"
"Tonight? What's happening tonight?"
>He walks you through the house to the backyard.
>"The fireworks show! We've imported some of the best stuff we could find for tonight."
"Fireworks show? I thought it was just a cookout."
>"If there's one thing I learned from my dad, you can't have a good cookout without some explosives."
>You're hope that those crates were not military-grade ordinance just skyrocketed.
>"You can't have a party on the fourth without a good fireworks display!"
>He's really excited about this.
>The two of you step out on to the patio.
>The backyard seems to stretch on quite a distance, lined with trees on either side and a small lake at the far end.
>Fucking rich people and their backyard lakes.
"Do you have a technician to fire them off?"
>"Of course! My dad is a good friend with a pyrotechnician.
"Please tell me he's licensed..."
>"Of course. Why wouldn't he be?"
"Nevermind...So, who all agreed to come?"
>"Everyone!"
>Doesn't anyone celebrate holidays with their family in this town?
"Cool."
>You glance at your watch. It's almost two o'clock now.
>That was fast.
>"Just wait here, I'll go make sure people can find their way in."
>Nolan runs off back through the house and leaves you standing out there.
>You look around and decide you may as well pull up a chair and sit.
>Not even three minutes and you're out like a light in that chair.

>>27888851
>Laughing.
>>"No, shut up, you'll wake him up!"
>>>"I will not. Trust me, I got this."
>The sounds of snickering.
>That's never good.
>Your eyes snap open and you scramble your chair backwards as quickly as you can.
>Blue and Brad jump back in surprise.
>>"See, I told you!" Blue shouted.
>>>"Damn. Uh...hey bro!"
"..."
>He was holding a sharpie.
"What were you going to do with that marker, Brad...?"
>>>"Um...what marker?"
>The nigger hides it behind his back like you didn't see it.
>You shake your head and slap yourself to wake up.
>As you stand up and take a look around, the party is in full swing.
>Everyone is here alright.
>It's practically a school day.
>You scope out the crowd.
>Axel was manning the grill, wearing an apron that reads "Kiss me, I'm Justice".
>What the hell does that even mean? And why is he using his axe instead of a spatula?
>Purple and her group of friends, minus Rainbow, are chatting away at one of the many tables.
>Roman, Pete, and Sweetleaf were all hanging out on the far end of the patio.
>Surprisingly, Roman isn't checking his food for poison. He really does trust Axel, doesn't he?
>Sophie, Scott, and Chloe are grouped together.
>There's no telling what kind of conversation they could be having...
>And of course, everyone else is here too.
>Even Aryan Beauty's sister and her "Talent Crusader" friends are running around out in the yard.
>It feels nice to blend into the crowd now and then.
>Nolan really did mean "everyone".

>>27888858
>Speak of the devil, Nolan seems to have noticed your awakened state.
>He drops his conversation with Tim and Amy and walks up to you.
>"Sleep well?"
"Why didn't you wake me up, man? Brad almost got me with one of his stupid pranks..."
>"Oh? Sorry about that. It's just...you seemed so peaceful that I didn't want to disturb you."
"Please don't say weird things like that. That's like something you'd say about a cute girl sleeping in front of you."
>"Anyway, food's ready if you want some. Just tell Axel your order. I have some things to attend to regarding the show later."
>Before you can say anything else, he's rushes off down the yard.
>Well, may as well get some food. You haven't had a good hotdog in ages.
>You carefully approach Axel.
>Even when cooking, this guy just exudes a dangerous aura.
"One hotdog, please?"
>Axel responds without looking away from the grill.
>>>>"Plate?"
>You hold out the foam plate you grabbed in passing.
>Axel flips a hotdog off the grill and into the air.
>He catches it in a fresh roll and puts it on your plate.
"This...looks surprisingly well-cooked."
>>>>"Today, the fires of freedom burn brightly in this grill. Justice will always prevail in the art of cooking."
>As he speaks, the burning coals are reflected in his shades.
"...Alright then."
>Now's probably the best time to go eat.
>If you stick around and try and decipher that sentence, your head might explode.

>>27888866
>You find a seat out of the way somewhere and down your dog.
>Nothing much to do but people-watch.
>It's nice though.
>By now the sky is burning red.
>You must've been asleep for quite a bit if the sun is setting already.
>Your watch reads nearly 8 o'clock.
>Nolan invites you over and lets you miss the whole freakin' party.
>What a fantastic host.
>What a fantastic bro.
>Faaaantastic.
>At least you'll be awake for the show.
>You spend the next few hours milling about, occasionally striking up some small-talk with people here and there, but otherwise just watching everyone.
>By 9 o'clock, the sun had finally set and the lights had come on all over the back yard.
>Nolan finally had returned by this point and climbed onto a table.
>"Attention everyone!"
>The crowd fell silent after a few moments.
>"As you should all be aware, there's a surprise that Norman and I have readied for you all!"
>What? Suddenly you're a part of this?
>The crowd murmurs, the odd glance finding you every now and then.
>"We've arranged a fireworks show, courtesy of a family friend! If you'll please direct your attention to the water down the way and get comfortable, I'll signal to the technician to begin!"
>He gestures to the lake several hundred yards away and hops down from the table.
>Nolan nudges you playfully as he passes.

>>27888871
>Five minutes later, the tables are all moved and everyone is situated where they wish to view from.
>You nabbed a nice spot on one of the thick, stone patio railings.
>Nolan has the lights turned off for maximum atmosphere.
>A flagpole is erected by two suited men halfway down the lawn.
>Spotlights light it up, and the American Flag is raised.
>For some reason, Axel rises from his spot and salutes.
>You see Nolan over with the rest of his "saints". He looked like he just spoke into a walkie-talkie.
>It's time.
>After several moments of silence, the first rocket is fired into the air.
>A thunderous starburst of Red lights up the night sky.
>Soon a second fires, not nearly as big or as loud, but this time blue.
>One by one, the fireworks fire up and explode, then in pairs, and trios.
>Red ones.
>Green ones.
>Silent ones.
>Loud ones.
>Clusters, single-burst, ones that quickly fizzle out, others that burn until they're almost grounded.
>Some of them even go off like flashbangs, going off with a crack, lighting up the entire night like a miniature sun and fading without a sound.
>It just all seems so magical.
>Each percussive blast ringing both your ears and your heart.
>Everyone else is "ooo"ing and "awww"ing, talking with each other between each blast.
>This is what it means to be at peace.
>You're brought back to earth when you feel a hand on your shoulder.
>Brad and Nolan are behind you.
>They smile at you, and you return one in kind as they climb the railing to sit with you.
>This is the kind of high school life you envisioned when moving to this town.
>Just a normal life, hanging with your bros, taking it easy, and having fun with everyone.
>And for just this one day, you got to experience that.

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>>27888880
>Eventually, the show reaches its climax.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sm1px_BrGk
>The entire place is lit up like a nightclub as colorful flares explode across the sky.
>Everyone stares, awestruck by the blast symphony.
>Nolan's dad has some really amazing friends.
>Eventually the firing stops and everything falls into peaceful silence.
>Everyone begins cheering, yourself alongside them.
>But before any meaningful cheering can start, one final rockets shoots skyward, a trail of white light on its tail.
>With one loud bang, an American flag shines brightly in red, white, and blue embers.
>The cheering doubles and everyone rises from their seats.
>After 10 straight minutes of applause and shouting, everyone quickly falls into cheerful conversation.
>Brad nudges you from the right.
>>>"Dude, that show was totally Bradical.
>Nolan also nudges you from the left.
>"I know, right!? He didn't tell me about that last one! Was this party amazing or what!?"
>You smile and put the both of them in a headlock, one under each arm.
"That was fucking amazing!!"
>This next year is going to be just fine.
>Even if everyone still thinks you're a racist.
>Even if you don't do all that great in your classes.
>Even if you get caught up in all kinds of crazy shit.
>As long as you have your bros, and Purple, and Aryan Beauty, and everyone else...you'll be just fine.
>Happy birthday, America.

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>>27888858
>"I will not. Trust me, I got this."
>The sounds of snickering.
>That's never good.
>Your eyes snap open and you scramble your chair backwards as quickly as you can
this came to mind

>>27888898
Yeah this was pretty good. Chill and nice interactions. Bless the sheep

NAYAA!!!!!
remember the overwatch drawing you did two threads ago?
would you mind drawing Norman as Mr. McRee?

>bump

Boop

is norman a real hero?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcV1UpZAWAc

>>27891321
Is he autistic enough?

>>27891634
well, he is the one hanging out with 2 ponies, a rapist, and a hipster psychopat

Someone make a "pass the Salt, daddy" comic

wait, does anyone know of a 3D artist that could make a Norman Model?
I could do something in sfm

>>27893003
/aco/ has a guy making models

>>27893120
welp, that was not helpful

>>27892622
you do know that these things take time, right?

boop

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>>27893643
Thanks

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norman meets this little girl?

boop

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where did we go so wrong?

>>27896210
Too much/ Not enough lewd

>>27896210
Too much/Not enough FUNposting

>>27896210
Not enough shipping.

>>27897600
I ship Scott and Chloe as a brother and sister relationship more than that forced canon of Chloe and Norman being related

>>27897604
Dude what?

>>27897650
Like, I feel that Scott and Chloe have better chemistry than Norman and Chloe.
Not in a shipping or lewd way, they're just a better duo than with Norm

>>27897604
you mean, as a fraternal type of relationship, right?
also,
>/nn/
>anywhere near ''Canon"

>>27897723
Idk
They're just better written together

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>>27893120
coming back to my previous post, >>27893003
what would you guys think about contacting one of those deviantart weirdos to make an sfm model of Norman and maybe Brad

>>27897784
I don't know any
I'd help but we can barely get anything else off the ground

Remember that one time Scott wanted to make a band?

T_T

Does. Norman prefer THICC girls or TIGHT girls

>>27900778
you see this?>>27894166
dat bitch Aryan, TIGHT, af mah nigga

Scott is down with the THICKNESS, tho

>>27900816
>Not knowing all the PLUMP MILFs Norman has fucked til their tongues roll out
Name 1 tight girl that was a good bang. It took 5 of them to give him the same good time as 1 THICC MILF

nsfw incoming
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/7/15/1201547.gif

>>27901183
Can't open it, work blocking site kek
What is it

>>27901183
>cowgirl
Yeehaw!!

>>27901183
I'd ask for someone to write about what's happening here but nah

>>27888831
>Day Independence Day
Thought you were gonna write about the movie.

>>27901876
I feel nothing but pity for you

>>27901943
>Day Ayy lmao in CHS

night

Boop

>>27905202
nope nope nope

>>27905691
what the fuck is up with /mlp/ at this time of day?
could it be the kangaroo fuckers?

>>27906015
it's not usually being spammed

>>27906363
>Starlight Glimmer themed raid
what else has she done besides binding Norman and be the leader of a sex cult?

>>27906522
I have a feeling this raid is meant flush us out

buimp

I hope no one remembers me

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>>27907416
It's you.

>>27906522
Being cute after getting her ass kicked

>>27907416
/nn/ never forgots.
/nn/ never gives up.

More NSFW incoming
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/7/16/1202062.gif

>>27908838
Hot. I miss the cute Norman and Purple lewds

inbound green
comming up in a few minutes
get hype

>>27909513
posting in a few min

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>>27901876
alright you son of a bitch consider this your lucky day

>be Norman
>You agreed with purple to come down to Applejack's place and help with the apple picking this weekend
>She forcefully volunteered you to
>the details are irrelevant now
>lets just say you will never go against her for a best two out of three in a CoD Free for All
>whatever, now you're here, and you have to deal with it
>big deal its just for the weekend
>you even brought a pair of boots you got from a garage sale that you went with Scott to
>You spent most of the day just picking apples off the ground and off of trees with Applejack's older brother, Big Mac
>He doesn't talk much
>You tried it, and confirmed it
>Applejack and Twilight are busy weighing the harvest while you and the big guydo the harvesting
>The day comes to a close and you and red suddenly stop working and go back to the farm to eat dinner with the rest
>everyone seems to be at ease with your presence except the orange one
>you don't even mind her at this point
>She's got some kind of paranoid delusion
>"I'll be back tomorrow, Norman! I'll tell your parents you'll be back Sunday! Goodbye Applejack!"
>it almost feels like she's mocking you now
>"Allrighty then, I'll be seein' ya tomorrow Twilight!"

>>27911158
>Now you're stuck in enemy territory
>"Alright folks, ahm gonna show Norman where he'll be hittin' the hay tonight"
>every one else dismisses her and says goodnight to you
>She then takes you to the barn
>"A'right you connivin' rasist lil'sister molestin' snake bastard..."
"I'm not a racist, and I've never touched your sister"
>"Sure! and I'm an air headed dumb blond you see in them movies... Ah don't really care what you think uh me, mah familly or mah friends, the only reason why ah'm doin' this is because Twilight said she wanned me to get along with cha"
>She squints her eyes to give you a mean leer
>"but ah ain't buyn' that. Matter'o fact! a'm gonna catch you red handed and make yer stupid mug hang on the Police Department's bulletin board under the Registered sex offender's section"
"Oh, yeah?"
>"Just try me"
"Whatever, as I said, I haven't touched your sister, and I have no plans on doing anything to her or anyone else. You can run your witch hunt all you want, you're not gonna put anyone's picture on the Registered Sex Offender list"
>Her face is flushed red with anger
>you don't really care
"Anyway, I'm going to sleep, goodnight orange"
>you really just want to sleep for now
>it's early and you're really tired of doing all that stupid farmer shit
>"GYHEAAAA!!"
>She tackles you from the back and pins you to the ground
>she really couldn't handle her impotent rage and directed it all at you
"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
>"You think you can make fun u' me in my house!?"
>her expressed thoughts aren't even making sense anymore
>you decide you're not gonna take shit from anyone and show her who the real boss of this ranch is
>your superior male strength undoes her lock easily and you manage to revert it on her
>"you son of a bitch!"

>>27911169
>She sounds frustrated as fuck its almost miserable
"Just quit and go home!"
>the warning you give should be more than sufficient to make her stop
>she really hates your guts for her to come at you like that
"I'm getting the fuck out of here..."
>Shes throwing an emotional tantrum in the floor, spilling her eyes on the dirt floor
>"You ain't man enough, you coward!"
>She yelled at the top of her lungs
"I don't need to prove anything to you, jackass"
>This was quickly headed nowhere for her and you knew it
>You start to wonder if they're hearing any of this inside the house
>but all the lights are off
"I'm getting out of here
>your final message to her before you head back home
>"GRRRAAAAH!"
>She attempts to tackle you once again, but only manages to grapple herself onto you
"What the fuck is wrong with you?! let go of me you psycho cunt!"
>you grab a hold on her upper arms and shake her to emphasize your superior strength and generous attempt to not give in to rage
>She's insane, but you're not gonna hurt her just because she's trying to hurt you
>you won't become the monster she wants you to become
"Go back inside and leave me alone okay? Just leave me alone! Please!"
>at this point her breathing is intense and heavy
>her fury has not left her, but she seems to be coming back to her senses
>"*Pant* *pant* *pant*"
"Just go, okay?"
>you don't want to tell her anything else after that
>out of nowhere she wraps her arms around your head and mashes her face unto yours
>your mouths meets her's reluctantly
>but her mouth finds yours and both of your tongues start to caress each other from between the two
"what the fuck!"

>>27911180
>you break her off from the intimate act
>"you ain't man enough... you ain't man enough to take on a girl ye'r own size, that's why you go after mah lil' sister, you degenerate son of a!-"
>Just before you think of what to tell her next, you realize what's going on
>"ah hate your stupid face fer bein' so... so... so darn cute, and..."
"I don't hate you, idiot. but I know exactly what you need to take all that anger out of you"
>you interrupt her and resume her dance between tongues with even more passion than her own
>the moment of warmth dissipates momentarily for her to interject
>"I hate you so fucking much, Norman. you racist bastard"
>she looks at you from a few inches bellow your direct line of sight with eyes so tender you can't help yourself but forget all the stupid shit she just did
>her green eyes begin to melt you, and you have the same effect on her
>she's powerless to you now, and all without physical struggle
>"it ain't fair, the girls get all sorts of attention from the boys they like! Why can't I get sumthin' good too? I-I just want to feel like ah mean something to someone!"
>your chest grows tighter and the fire in your core burns stronger with that little heart to heart
>she's desperate and she's willing to do anything for affection and a bit of love
>"I hate you so God damn much, all ah ever wanted is fer you to do all those dirty things you'd wish to do to Rarity. Ah want ya to do them to me. Hell, I'll even pretend to be her, just make me feel alive..."
>your heart began to race a thousand times faster and your cock begged to be released
>and for some reason, you just so happen to be into fucking emotionally needy girls
>"or what? ain't cha man enough to make me woman?"
"you really are insane"

>>27911193
>and thus, you grant her wish
>your belt came off, and your pant's zipper rolled down
>you now lay face up on a hay covered surface in the barn
>she can hardly contain the lust, she even helps you take off your boots to pull off your pants
>"ah don't know why, but ah just want yer cock as far up inside me, Norman"
>She said with so little breath in her chest
>"ah just want yer cock so far up inside me..."
>her hands reached slowly to reach for your waistline to pull down the final barrier
>just as slowly, she slowly reveals what she longed for all of this time
>your cock springs out of your boxers into a towering mast slathered in its precum
>"Ah need it..."
>she viciously tries to engorge it with her mouth
"ah-ah-ahh, hold your horses, you have to earn it first"
>you prevent her from spoiling her own fun
>"what d'ya want? just tell me, I'll give it to ya!"
"I think you're wearing a pair of boots too many"
>she quickly pulls off her boots to your command
"so, are you woman enough to figure out what else a man needs from a 'real' woman?"
>she staggers a bit thinking about what it is that you mean
>she then realizes
>"I know yer gonna make me feel real good, Norman..."
>she quickly untucks her shirt to unwind the straps wrapping her breasts
>and off comes her bra from beneath the button up shirt
>you reach to test the firmness of her round and tender breasts
>you roll her shirt above her breasts without undoing her buttons to take a good look at them
>they're not half bad
>you then give a good suck on her left tit
>its fully erect, and the twisting of your tongue and the light bite abuses her tolerance to the stimulus
>"g-gawd!..."

>>27911208
>She nearly breaks into orgasm
>you make sure that she remembers this moment for the rest of her farmer life, you stretch your hand behind her head and draw her to yours once more and kiss her harder
>you suddenly feel the grip of a small hand upon your shaft
>and your response is with a similar gesture
>your hand reaches down her abdomen and beneath her denim skirt to find a moist and cold set of undergarments
"I thought you said you hated me"
>you stroke that delicate part of the rugged farm girl with your fingers
>"ah want you now. Fuck me already! help me git rid of this darn itch"
>she was clearly growing restless
>"ah'm beggin' ya... Please"
>so you prepare for the main course
"only 'cus you said please"
>you kiss her before going under
>her plain white panties come off when you push them down her figure
>she is now wearing her skirt and shirt only, but they serve no purpose since she's is now showing everything she wants you to touch
>and as a good man, you comply and help the needy girl
>"g-gha!"
>by the looks of it she's never felt a good tonguing
>"Whoah there! ah, need to catch my breath..."
>you subdue her despite her wishes to pause
"this one's for assaulting me"
>and resume carving her pussy with your tongue
>"He-Hey!"
>before she could even react
>"Gyaahh...uuhhmmmm"
>you've now handed, or rather tongued her first orgasm of the night
"you better not give up on me here"
>you quickly remind her before she decides that its too late to be awake
>"ah..ah ain't even started either!"
"Good girl"
>you give her a smile and let her help you have some fun
"your turn"
>you take the original position you assumed, and throw your arms behind your head to add comfort to the ride

>>27911222
>she now has full access to the full pulsing force of your erect dick
>her hands are wrapped around the shaft, but she's not sure what's gonna happen next
>"uhh..."
"what?
>"okay, here ah go..."
>her hot breath becomes a steaming caress in the tip of your dick
>she's not half bad
>it feels really good
"work the shaft a little as you go down, just don't go too fast, okay?"
>an enthusiastic nod is her reply followed by an immediate execution of the indications you just gave her
>she starts to pick up a steady rhythm, and every time she dives, the resonance of her tongue stimulating your nerves starts to vibrate all the way to your spine
>you're getting closer now, but you've got plans to put your dick in another hole of hers
"hold it"
>"uh, alright"
>she looks at you with a bit of confusion in her face and a mixture of saliva and semen running down the corners of her mouth
"how about we put the rest of that body to good use? show me what you've got, cutie"
>"hold on a sec'nd, what do ah do now?"
"what, ain't you woman enough?"
>"why, you little..."
>she jumps on you and attempts to punch you
>you hold her fists from reaching your face
>her clueless struggle just makes your dick even harder
>"quit playin' with me, you punk!"
>she then realizes where she's positioned
"stay still for once!"
>the full length of your raw dick goes into the orifice of her slit, wreaking havoc in her inside
>"Gha!"
"happy?"
>"*ghasp* w-what's goin' on?"
"well, what are you waiting for? get working!"
>"wuh-uhh- alright, alright!"
>she's seamed confused, so you decide to give her a kick start

>>27911234
>you push your pelvis, shoving your cock even further than it should, slightly lifting her from her stance
>you thrust several times before she catches a wind of her situation
>as a result, she slowly begins to relax and acquires a proper position work the shaft with her whole body
>standing like a totem, her eyes warm up and eye lids close half-way and she gives a smile that could very well mean: I'm loving every second of this
>"ah love it"
>you respond with a light stroke on the bare skin of her belly
>she giggles and bites her lower lip with an smile of excitement on her face
>it's like she's entering nirvana in as your thumb rolls through the planes of her abdomen to meet her clitoris
>you help her reach new heights as you stir the button, liberating jolts of pleasure into her gut
>it's stranger than fiction
>having this angry girl who you didn't even like sit on your cock because she's lonely
>you decide it's time to put an end to your mutual struggle
>her position was abruptly broken, now laying on her back as you did a few moments ago
>your cock is feeling tingles with a slight edge of culmination
>and thus, you commence the final stage of your act of love
>your hips are pushing to reach further inside her
>"Norman..."
>she calls your name, between moans of pleasure
"you're actually sweeter than you look, Orange"
>she wraps her arms around your head to lock you face to face with her
>"n' you ain't none uh the things ah called ya"
>you hand takes the side of her cheek in light stroke that was followed by a kiss, whilst you shoved your meat deeper inside her core
>the kiss ends and she looks you deep in the eye
>"ah wanna bear yer children"
>she says out of nowhere
>about two hours ago, she wanted to punch your face off, and now she's asking you to deliver your seed to her
"what makes you think I'm willing to let you?"
>you inquire between the impacts of your rhythmical motion

>>27911246
>her body began to signal she was about to explode in extasy
>you were too
>and then it happened
>"aw gawd!"
>she exploded immediately before you did
>squirting the sticky substance inside her where it had no chance of escaping its new home, with heavy throb of your seed running through your shaft and into her sanctum of life
>she looks at you with a tender look of satisfaction and comfort
"why do you want to get pregnant?"
>"ah dunno...ah guess havin' something livin' off uh me would make me feel a little more alive at night"
>if you've ever heard Twilight ever say anything about Applejack, is that she is incapable of lying to your face
>the stupid little feud you had with her turned itself inside out
>you've now met her more tender side, and it's been quite a pleasant surprise
>she did not return inside the house to her bed and instead decided to spend the night in your arms where the cold dark veil of the night couldn't hurt her feelings again
>the rest of the weekend was all work during the day when Twilight was here, and playtime at night for the two of you when everyone else slept
>finally, the Sunday afternoon arrived, but you had to leave for now
>"I hope the two of you made good use of the time you had together to form a proper bond of friendship!"
>the both of you look at each other in a naughty giggle
"yeah, we sure did Purple"
>"He's one fine cowboy, ah tell ya..."
>you said your goodbyes to everyone
>you took a little longer with Applejack to say goodbye to her in a proper fashion
"I'll be seeing you, soon, Orange"
>you give her another kiss in the mouth before you headed out to meet Twilight Outside the ranch
>"well, ah'm already lookin' forward to our next rodeo, cowboy..."
>you give her a slap in the butt before heading out
>"H-Hey, that's fowl play!"
>you run out of there for your precious life
>at a distance you signal her with a phone hand gesture letting her know you'll keep in touch
>after she's got a bun of yours in the oven

>>27911275
Holy moly.
Fuckin based, Righteous. We finally have AJ

>>27911275
not that it matters, but here's my pastebin just in case
http://pastebin.com/u/Righteous

>>27911339
it's nothing, literally
I just hope we can get back up in our feet soon

>>27908652
I'm actually quite happy____ about this

>>27911275
Truly best girl.

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>>27911275
nice work man. after a long time finally someone wrote some AJ

>>27911246
>>"ah wanna bear yer children"
Jesus fuck

Repost followed by new sections incoming.

>>27912723
(Norman is walking past Canterlot High when he sees the statue. He stops and walks up to the side of it)
Norman: There is no way Purple came through this thing to our world. (He starts walking toward the side) It's all a load of horse...(He falls through) God Damn it Purple! (Laughter)
(we see from his POV as he falls into Equestria but he blacks out)
(Cut to Norman's POV...his vision is blurry as he comes to. There is a pony above him...it is Coco Pommel)
Norman: W...where am I...What the hell are you!?
Coco: A...are you okay?
Norman: W...(notices she’s a pony) Oh sweet mother of Faust Purple wasn't lying!
Coco: You...you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this.
(Hands him a bowl of dandelions)
Norman: The hell?
Coco: Y...you have to eat all the dandelions.
Norman:(Crying) Why are you doing this…

>>27912730
1 Hour Later

Norman: (Finally having got a hold of himself, eating dandelions by the handful) So this is Equestria…
Coco: You’re familiar with it.
Norman: I have a friend who talks about it all the time. I just never expected her stories about talking ponies to actually, you know...be real.
Coco: Well, we are.
Norman: And you’re Coco Pommel?
Coco: Yep.
Norman: (Looking her over) Okay I can kind of see it…
Coco: See what?
Norman: Nothing...Also, why are you not particularly fussed at the idea of what is essentially a hairless ape standing in front of you?
Coco: W...well, it’s not like you are the first one to show up here. There’s also the one guy with the green skin that buys all of his suits from Rarity...
Norman: (Interrupting) Rarity! You mean she’s here too! How!? When!? (Realization) Also...don’t you mean Rarity-sempai?
Coco: W...what?
Norman: You need to take me to Rarity! Now!
Coco: Well, w...we can...she’s visiting her shop here.
Norman: Here?...where does she usually live?
Coco: Ponyville.
Norman: Oh...of course...Ponyville...so let me guess...we’re in a big city...it’s probably called (jokingly) Manehatton...right?
Coco: Yep.
Norman: (Eye Twitching, still eating dandelions as he follows her out of the apartment) Seriously, what is the Faust-damned deal with the horse puns!?

>>27912735
(Norman and Coco walk through the streets of Manehatton. Norman simply gazes around him in wonder)
Norman: They….They’re literally all ponies. It’s literally a world of ponies….what the hell have I gotten myself into?
Coco: Um…?
Norman: (Turning) What? (Realizing since he is taller he has been outpacing Coco quite a bit. She’s quite far behind)
Coco: Would you mind slowing down?
Norman: Ah...sorry. Just excited to find Rarity and see if she knows what’s going on here.
Coco: And tell me, do you know where her shop is?
Norman: No.
Coco: I do.
Norman: Ah...then lead on, Mighty Steed!
Coco: (Chuckling) You’re pretty funny.
Norman: Thanks...I guess.
Coco: So, how do you know Rarity?
Norman: Simple. (With pride) She’s my girlfriend.
Coco: Oh...so she’s a friend who’s a girl then?
Norman: No...I mean...she’s...hmmmm...I have no idea how to explain this to a horse.
Coco: Well, what do you do together?
Norman: I’ll tell you when you’re older.
Coco: Seriously though?
Norman: Well, we go on dates and things like that.
Coco: Oh...so she’s your marefriend then…(realization, her ears deflate) Your marefriend.
Norman: Sure...let’s go with that then.
Coco: But I thought you said you’d never been here before?
Norman: I haven’t.
Coco: Then how could you know Rarity?
Norman: I think the better question is how she got here?
Coco: Probably by train, there’s quite a few that come in from Ponyville each day.
Norman: No...I mean to this world.
Coco: Well, she’s been part of the fashion world for quite a while now.
Norman: No..I...nevermind. How far are we from the shop.
Coco: (Stopping him) We’re here.
Norman: (Reading the sign) Carousel Boutique Fifth Avenue. Well, at least she carried over the name to this world, too. (Turning to Coco) Well, shall we?
(They open the door to enter)

>>27912740
(Cut to the interior of Rarity’s Boutique. As Norman and Coco enter the bell rings. The two enter into the shop and are greeted by a tall, slim, and blue unicorn; Sassy Saddles)
Sassy: Welcome to Carousel Boutique Fifth Avenue! How can I…(She notices Norman) There’s more of you?
Norman: (Noting her body shape, turning to Coco) So you lot come in all shapes and sizes too then?
Coco: You should see the Alicorns.
Norman: (Back to Sassy) Listen, Blue horse…
Sassy: Sassy.
Norman: Oh...sorry, it’s just that I don’t know your name.
Coco: That’s sassy.
Norman: I’m trying not to be Sassy, I’m just trying to figure out her name.
Sassy: I’m Sassy.
Norman: No, I’d say you’re actually quite polite and I was a bit rude by calling you by color. Hell, that nearly got me thrown out of school when I first got there.
Coco: No...her name is Sassy.
Sassy: Sassy Saddles, at your service.
Norman: Oh…(realization) Oh...your name in Sassy. Nice to meet you. Norman Normal. (He offers his hand which she shakes) That’s going to take some getting used to.
Sassy: Well Mr. Normal, You’ve come to the right shop. Miss Rarity specializes in making clothing for the other human that lives in this world.
Norman: There’s seriously another human here? Amazing...how long has he been here.
Coco: Quite a while actually...his name is…
Norman: (Interrupting) Actually, before we get to that. I need to talk to the Aryan Beauty.
Coco: and Sassy: (In sync) Who?
Norman: (Facepalming) Rarity.
Rarity: (Offscreen) Did someone call for me?
Norman: Rarity! It’s me...I need your help!
(A clopping noise is heard coming from the hallway)
Rarity: Who is that?
Norman: Very funny...It’s me (the curtain opens although we just see Norman’s reaction) Rarararararra!

>>27912747
(Interior of the boutique. Norman is staring at Pony Rarity in front of him)
Norman: Rarararararaarara
Rarity: My word! Another human in Equestria! Come in, darling! I’d be happy to make clothes.
Norman: Rarity! What happened to you?
Rarity: Whatever do you mean, darling?
Norman: You’re...you’re a pony!
Rarity: Indeed, most of us in Equestria are, after all.
Norman: But I didn’t become a pony?
Rarity: Of course not, darling. You’re a human.
Norman: Don’t you at least recognize me?
Rarity: I’m afraid not. I don’t believe I’ve seen you around these parts before.
Norman: Rarity, it’s me! Norman! You’re boyfriend!
Rarity: (Surprised) Eh? Boyfriend? Darling, we’ve only just met. Also, to be honest I’m really only interested in stallions.
Norman: Wow...so that’s what it feels like to be on the other side of racism...privilege is real. (Getting control of himself again) So you don’t remember me at all? About life in Canterlot High? Our time at college together?
Rarity: Dear, I think you might need some help. I grew up and spent most of my life in Ponyville. I tend to only go to Canterlot when it is required by the Princesses or Twilight. Perhaps the shock of being in Equestria is too much for you. If you’d like, I’d be happy to make clothes for you once you have gotten used to life here in town and come back to visit.
(Norman changes when he hears Twilight’s name)
Norman: Purple!

>>27912754
Rarity, Sassy and Coco: What?
Norman: Where does Purple live?!
Sassy: That would be Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship to you.
Norman: And where does she live?
Rarity: In her castle in Ponyville, where I usually live.
Norman: We need to see her.
Rarity: I’m afraid you can’t.
Norman: And why not?
Rarity: She’s on business in another dimension solving friendship problems there.
Norman: (Realization) Oh yeah...our world.
Rarity, Sassy and Coco: Your world.
Norman: I need a way to contact her.
Rarity: The princesses might be able to help you.
Norman: I need to see the princesses.
Rarity: Well, you certainly can’t see them dressed like that.
Norman: I beg your pardon.
Rarity: Those clothes are far too vintage to visit the princesses in. That beanie is kind of ratty too, darling.
Norman: (Angry) You’re not Rarity. The real Rarity would love me no matter what clothes I wore and she would never, ever insult the beanie!
Rarity: Well, I don’t really love you since we literally just met and the fact you’re human.
Norman: (To Coco) Come on, we’re leaving.
Coco: Eh?
Rarity: Now hold on a sec, darling.
Norman: (Exiting) Whatever you say, you fake!
(Coco follows him out. Meanwhile a cop hears this exchange and walks over)
Cop: (Stereotypical Irish accent) What seems t’be the problem here?
Norman: (Pointing back) This Rarity is an impostor! (he walks away, Coco following)
Rarity: Good riddance you uncouth human! (Turns to see the cop staring at her) What do you want?
Cop: (Echo of Norman: This Rarity is an impostor!) Stop right there, Changling Scum!
Rarity: Wahaha! (Cut to black)

>>27912760
(Open at a restaurant where Norman is hanging out with Coco. He’s angrily eating a huge bowl of dandelions)
Coco: I thought you said you here Rarity’s Coltfriend.
Norman: Boyfriend!
Coco: Whatever.
Norman: I just can’t figure out what went wrong. How come she doesn’t remember me?
Coco: Well, you did mention that it is your first time in Equestria.
Norman: So?
Coco: Well, how could you expect her to know you if you’ve never been here before?
Norman: Simple, we went out back in my own world.
Coco: But Miss Rarity has never been to your world before. Only Princess Twilight goes there.
Norman: That can’t be. Sure, she treated me more rude than usual but that is definitely my Rarity. She’s probably just in shock that she is a pony now.
Coco: But if she was a human as you say, how come she became a pony and you’re still a human.
Norman: Silly Pony, I wouldn’t expect you to understand interdimensional travel.
Coco: And you do?
Norman: (Sheepishly) N...no. (With resolve) But I bet the Princesses do!
Coco: I’m sure they would.
Norman: Coco!
Coco: (Surprised at Norman calling her by name) Y...yes?
Norman: We’re going to visit the princesses!
Coco: What!? One can’t simply walk into Canterlot!
Norman: Of course I can! I’m a freak of nature in this world! They will wish to meet me. Plus, I’m going to prove to you that is my Rarity!
Coco: And if she’s not?
Norman: Then I owe you dinner!
Coco: You’re on!

>>27912768
Norman: So how do we get to the Princesses?
Coco: The next train to Canterlot is tomorrow morning.
Norman: Ah...well..Guess we’ll have to wait till then.
Coco: Then I guess we’ll meet at the station tomorrow then?
Norman: (Nervous chuckle) Uh...about that.
Coco: Eh?
Norman: I kind of don’t have anywhere to stay.
Coco: Ah...No...nonono.
Norman: P...please?
Coco: There is no way I’m letting you stay with me for the night.
(Quick cut to Coco’s apartment, a cramped little Manehatton number. Coco sits on the bed while Norman is jammed onto the couch right near the foot of the bed.)
Coco: I can’t believe I’m letting you stay in my apartment for the night.
Norman: Whatever, just get some sleep. We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow. Off to Canterlot, you know?
(Coco sighs and turns off the lamp with her teeth. Norman rolls over while Coco lays down. There is silence and then…)
Norman: Hey Coco?
Coco: Y...yeah?
Norman: ….Thanks.
Coco: (Smiling) Good night, Norman.
Norman: Good night, Coco.

Thus ended Norman's first full day in Equestria. But tomorrow is another day. What perils face our hero in the next 24 hours? What will the princesses think about him? Will Rarity remember him? Find out...right now. 1. Norman will have a sore neck from riding a train meant for ponies. 2. The princesses are interested in any and all foreign beings in their kingdom. 3. Of course she won't. She's a pony...she's never even left Equestria.

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>>27912786
So I'm not fully sure where I'm going to go with this. I'm actually outlining a new episode of the sitcom right now so this is basically outside of the true timeline and is more of an Alternate story that I can play around with and add to when I have time. I'll pastebin it later as a secondary story. For now, I need more inspiration and will turn to Mr. Boh and Best Dress Horse to help me with that.

>>27912805
dat's a cute coco yo'

>>27912786
I'm glad you answered all the questions needed so you don't leave us to suffer while we wait for continuation.
Coco is top cute

>>27912786
>>27912805
Fucking sweet man, thanks for the update and hanging out with us
Hope you're enjoying the Brony Hajj
In the mean time I'll be thinking of a way to best revamp /nn/.
Hell, maybe even post a story
Also, that whole play with words at the middle was fucking bradical

night

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well, by the looks of it
It seems like we are about four anons casually bumping the thread in hopes that someone will post a story once more
and that's about it, we're just four dudes keeping this place from utterly sinking to shit
just when did everyone decide to jump off ship?

>>27874365
Norman gets bullied by CPA kids when

>>27914448
well, you'd need to formally introduce a few of the characters that you'd like to interact with the beanie, Shacc'o boy
we'll see what we can do from there

>>27914861
Shoot okay. I'd write some myself but my knowledge into the whole CHS scene has been hazy due to lack of actually reading anything. Though this may be a little different, not too sure.

>>27912768
Norman getting his dumb travel logic BTFO by a lil pony

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>>27915049
Well atleast one CPA kid won't bully Norman since he's keeping Chloe sticky weebness away from her.

>>27915519
>>27915902
there is a lot more of people in CP than i though

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>>27891634
yeh

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>>27914448
>>27915902
Remember The pale blue guy with grayish hair
Royal Pin's his name
At least that's what the wiki calls him
He looks like an absolute dick, remember S1 where he was wrecking shit (ballons) at one of Pinkie's venues.
If anyone should bully Norman its this insuferable piece of shit

>>27917101
nah, he will bully pinkie blowing up her ballons
before he knows it, she will blow ponka's "ballons", and when he realized how his turned, he will sit next to scott and soren drinking scotch, and scott will say "welcome to the club pal"

>Norman magically becomes Norma
>They let him be a girl for a day as a joke
>He kinda likes it
>Everyone wants him to be a guy again because it's weird
>They can't stop him
>Norma acquires and army of feminists to back him up

>>27874870
You know something Rain?
The whole, Diamond Tiara orgy story was great, but it still left me wishing for something more.
On a side note, I know you're down to pairing almost anyone with Beanie, but why is Nayaase obsesed with Gildla?

>>27918567
>why is Nayaase obsesed with Gildla?
Because it's fucking cute

>>27917101
I think him along with Neon, Jet Set and Trenderhoof would make up the bully Norman while being super-obnoxious squad.

>>27912760
>Wahaha
It's aktually Wahahaha!

>>27919445
Cheers! I'll fix it before the pastebin goes up.

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You now remember Norma

>>27921143
No girl is like this

>>27921264
>He doesn't know a Beanie wearing bro girl

Night

>>27918516
>>27921143
Let us discuss Norma in the meantime
but before that, who is this semen demon?
What was r63 Brad's name again?
and what does r36 Nolan even do for fun?

>>27921873
Idk the girl in the pic
>r63 Brad is Brandy
>r63 Nolan has a massive social media following

>>27921318
Let's be real here for a sec, the only reason you would hang out with one of these girls is to perform an attempt at boning her
but to be fair

>anon
>hanging out
>with girls

nightly bump

>>27918567
DT orgy feels somewhat unfinished, doesn't it?
Confession time: I want to write more DT porn.
If I get some time, I'll see what I can do.

>>27918567
Also, my shipping tendencies are not limited to Beanie boy, as proven by that weird Pete-Tiara short.

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>apple problems

>>27922057
>>27918516
Okay, lets see what we can do about this one

boop

>>27925552
how would Norman deal with Applejack's 'apple problems'?

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>>27918516
okay here something

>Be Norman
>soon to be 'Norma' once more
>It's time to put that piece of shit Tim in his place
>He's been a cancerous thorn in your ass for some time now, and it's about time to get some payback
>"Are you sure about this, Norman? I-I'm not so sure my self. Last time I turned you into a girl, Pinkie Pie almost ran over Flash because she thought you two were plotting to raid Sugar Cube Corner for the ice cream cupcakes, Remember?
"yeah, yeah, that was then, and it only got a little out of hand because Brad couldn't contain his urge to fuck, but thankfully Pinkie managed to stop Brad from raping me..."
>you shudder at the haunting memory of his words in that precise moment
>"you don't mind if we fuck, right? bros let their bros get the pussy specially when one of them has an ass as fine as yours. No homo, though..."
"I'm really, really glad that didn't happen"
>"See where I'm getting at? It's too risky! you could get yourself hurt, or worse! who knows what could happen to you!"
"C'mon now, Purple, it can't be that dangerous! I'm just gonna play dumb for a bit and lure that idiot Jim into a trap Green helped me set up!"
>"heh, the only trap set here's you!"
"Go lick my boots or something, you little shit"
>"GRRRRRR!"
>you look the purple little shit in the eye before you send him out to the backyard
>"Spike! Norman! give it a rest, the two of you"
>You ain't letting this punk insult you in your own home
"I hope you like grass, because that's the only thing you'll be eating for a whole week, you furry purple little punk"
>"and I hope you like pre-digested dog food for breakfast, moron"
>"Enough! I'm not putting up with your dumb and baseless quarrels!"
>"Sheesh, I'm sorry, Twilight!"
>the pedantic little fucker gives in
>this is exactly why dogs don't talk
>you think to yourself

>>27928241
>Purple then turns to you with a disgruntled expression in her face, expecting an apology like Fido's
"Sigh... Okay, whatever, just get out of my face, okay?"
>"Oh, don't worry, it'd be my pleasure!"
>and now he's acting sarcastic
>"Jackass..."
"I heard that!"
>he finally leaves the room for you to begin the prime phase of your master plan
"Alright Purple, work your magic!"
>"Sigh...Just don't get yourself hurt or killed, please!"
>She implores you
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about me
>and so it began
>she does her stupid rune thingy on you, and chanted some stupid spell
>before you know it, you're dick disappears
>a pair of round and soft breasts extrude from your chest
>your thin legs thicken
>the flattened line of your hips widen into a violent pair of curves that accentuate your new and frail waist
>your shoulders become delicate and narrow
>Finally, your butt pops into a round shape at the lower bottom end of your backside
>not to mention that you've lost several inches in height
>the mirror gazes at you
>you turn around to look at your rear
"Is my ass too fat? am I fat Purple?Why am I fat!?"
>"conservation of mass, your male form is fairly tall, so when you got squeezed into a girl body, your guy body is still there! in the form of a generous butt and hip combo, that is..."
"Ohh, does that mean I'm fat or not!?"

I hate posting incomplete shit
I'll be updating

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>>27928270
>by this logic
>Norman's dick turned into Norma's thighs

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>>27928680
are you aroused?

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Requesting Green of this image.

>>27928775
>>27928718
>>27928718
Woah.
>Gilda suspicious as fuck around Norma

>>27928775
actually, that image got green
maybe nayaa save it

>>27928816
>>27928775
so, are you saying you want Gilda in the story too?
I don't understand
What is it that you want?

>>27929564
>'they're sisters' era headcanon

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>>27928775
I mean...

>>27928270
Amazing. I can always go for Norma

>>27929953
Combine into 1 hehe

>>27929991
Post something plz!

Would it be funny if Chloe discovers Thunderbolt Fantasy and start Stalknoying Naomi to learn more about Wuxia.

>>27932220
>Thunderbolt Fantasy - (Sandāboruto Fantajī: Tōriken Yūki) is a Japanese-Taiwanese glove puppetry television series.
4chan's wealth of random knowledge never ceases to surprise me.
On a similar tone, why on Earth would you assume that Naomi is Taiwanese?

>>27933037
we had a couple of talks where we said naomi was from taiwan or the phillipines, but i remember one anon saying she likes to say she is an american-chinese so she can avoid chloe

>>27933076
Wasn't that Diwata Aino (aka PCHEF's favourite bg human)?

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Is it me or did AJ get cuter?

>>27933468
Looks like trash

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I WANT ALL THE HOES TO KNOW
THAT I *ear destroying bass*

>>27933468
Brad: I'd like to plow that.
Norman: (Angry) Brad!
Brad: I want to sow her seeds.
Norman: Shut up!
Brad: I want to fertilize her soil.
Norman: So help me if you keep this up...
Brad: I want to transfer my pollen from my anther to her stigma...
Norman: Say something else...I dare you...I dare you!
Brad:...
Norman:...
Brad:...
Norman:...
Brad: I wanna put my di....
(Norman jumps him to end the scene)

>>27929991
Part 2 nigger

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Have comic
Hope it posts correctly

>>27934198
Scott sure is fly.

>>27934198
CLASSY
L
A
S
S
Y

>Norma invited to talk with girls
>They're all talking about stuff only girls would know
>He's trying to fit in but looks like a retard
"Haha yeah same here I always have to shave my clit"

>>27933177
Naomi is seen as Taiwanese.
Diwata Failed keeping Chloe from discovering her Ethnicity.

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>>27937524
>Chloe even found out about Scott's Jewish ancestry and second wave Feminist beliefs of his mother
>Now he has to teach her about 'patrician' tastes in anime

night bump

>>27936479
Ms. Chickadee is one character I don't think we've ever had interact in the Normalverse.

>>27938553
Who

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what happened to Nolan?

Boop

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>>27939833
Raped by /nn/

>>27941450
OH MY GOD! what the fuck the autist did to norman?!

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>>27939833

>>27942231
Fuckin HOT

>>27941689
>Nolan North as Liquid Snake

>>27941689
>>27942950
"NOLAN!!!"
>"NORMAN!!!"

Do you think Celestia gives Sophie a "Good job office butt pat"

>>27944492
Nah, she gets a hat that says "good bitch"

>>27945168
>Given a medallion that saying "Nice Cunt"

more green in a while, stay tuned

(Open Norman's apartment. Norman and Brad are sitting on the couch watching coverage of the Republican National Convention.)
Norman: Well, this is a shitshow.
Brad: Tell me about it. That norovirus is really taking hold.
Norman: I mean the whole thing though. Hell, Chris Christie was quoting "West Side Story" on the first night...I mean, I don't think it can get any worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UULi7x_LT8Q

(Norman and Brad stare at the screen in shock)
Norman: GOD DAMN IT PURPLE!

>>27946821
where's that EqG twilight pic with the MAGA hat?

i'ts midnight

Boop

Whoa there friend you might want to slow down

>Be Norman
>boredom has revealed its true meaning to you
>there's literally nothing to do in your room
>No one is in town
>Brad has been busy practicing for the upcoming gigs and keeps putting you off
>Nolan went somewhere the fuck out to Greece on vacation with Amy
>Scott is a dick, you're not talking to that nigger until he returns that precious Killer Instinct cartridge
>everyone else seems to be pretty busy, and they just can't seem to find the time to hang out,
>proof of that is that Aryan nearly filed a restraint order on you last time you tried to chill with her
>you won't be talking to her for a while
>Hell! Even Rainbro is absolutely focused on taking her team to state!
>No time for poor ol' Norman
>man, you could use Purple company right about now
>who know the lack of Purple would be so severe
>the first days without her where a godsend
>but right about now, you could use some nagging from her
>fuck all that Royal duty crap
>fuck summer
>ffuck everything, I'm downloading Pokemon Go