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>Ruby and her roommates have dinner, and then Ruby goes to sleep.
>Rat and Ruby go to fence their goods, and get a good 2k bits for their trouble.
>Rat goes off with his share and leaves Ruby behind, telling her that her share is in the gem she put in her earring.
>Ruby goes and does some pickpocketing, and then buys ingredients for a soup which she makes.
>She then goes to the warehouses by the docks and sees Sleepy those doesn't interact with him.
>Instead she goes and steals some medicine from the warehouses.
>She then returns "home" to find Barber. After a short conversation Sleepy returns, and it seems Rat is nowhere to be found.
>Sleepy goes to track down Rat.

Continued in the next post...

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This is the worst hiatus of all time.

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i feel sad an lonely guys,
what are you up to now?

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Has anyone in the history of the world ever gotten laid because of /mlp/ and why not?

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I love fillies.
Do you love fillies, /mlp/?

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There's a gay thread and a lesbian thread up. Time for a straight one.

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Anybody have some lewd vocaroos to share?

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What's it like knowing she's going to be getting Twilight's sloppy seconds?

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ITT: Post green of horses providing sex acts in exchange for being a normalfag
Or at least pretending to be


>"It's nice, though it could use a mare's touch."
You know what else could use a mare's touch?"
>"Later. First you are to vacuum the entire place top to bottom."
"Then we can snuggle?"
>"No, by then I will have assessed what else needs to be done."

>"I have completed my preliminary assessment, Anonymous."
"Your what? Oh, right, yeah... that."
>"Here is a list of the tasks that need to be completed before I can 'spend the night at your place' as the kids these days would say."
>You take the scroll she held out to you and begin reading

>Dusting the mantelpieces, ornaments, shelves, window-sills, television, lights, counter & table tops.
>Cleaning the mirrors in both the ground & third floor bathrooms. (Toothpaste belongs on your teeth, silly.)
>Clear out and tidy the spare upstairs bedroom.
>Mop the ground floor hallway leaving into the back garden.
>Fix the loose floor tiles in the ground floor bathroom.
>Fix the stiff heater switch in the living room.
>Re-finish the wood panelling along the first floor staircase.
>Remove those odd stains underneath the computer desk.
>Put your weights away somewhere that isn't just the middle of the dining room floor.
>Put your guns away.
>Remove the dead plants from the garden.
>Shampoo the carpets.
>Fix the crack in the plaster along the ground floor hallway.
>Remove the mouse from the attic.
>Fix the squeaky floorboards.
>Replace the upstairs kitchen floor.

>The list goes on, but you stop reading and look up at Celestia.
>She beams happily at you.
"Ugh... horse pussy better be as good as everybody keeps saying it is if you want me to do all this."
>She chuckles, leaning forwards to give you a peck on the cheek.
>"Hurry along and get to work and maybe you'll find out."

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>live in a flat with 2 other guys, each stay in our own rooms and I hide my powerlevel.
>dont let the other see my room, full of pony stuff
>go away for christmas, one guy stays at the flat for the holidays
>he let friends stay round while we were gone without asking the rest of us
>no guest room so let them sleep in our rooms
>come home today
>room is a mess
>posters have fallen down
>pony toys on shelf all knocked over
>custom printed daki which I hid under the bed is all ripped up
>pillow itself has holes poked in and the stuffing pulled out
>too embarrassed to say anything to my flatmate because I dont want to show it to him and say "what happened to this"

WHY DO NORMIES DO THIS?

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Walk into Glimmers bedroom and see this.

>"Ay yo suck this nigga deeyock"

What do?

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Pinkamena has kidnapped you and plans on making you her boyfriend forever.
What will you do?

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>"Anon, I...don't know if I should ask this of you, but I fear that desperate times call for desperate measures. The Griffons, the Minotaurs, and the Diamond Dogs have already conquered our allies in Saddle Arabia. The Crystal Empire is facing internal turmoil. Equestria stands alone. Humans are well versed in warfare. We need a weapon to change the outcome of this terrible war. Please, will you help us?"

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It turns out that ponies find the game of Chess extremely arousing and it's a common occurrence for them to have multiple orgasms while they play.

You know how to play the oldest game in human existence, right Anon?