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>>29301991
nice clickbait faggot.

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>>29301995
I forgot the link
http://www.equestriadaily.com/

>>29301995
What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little mud pony? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Unicorn SEALS (Super Equestrian Amorous Love Squad), and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Saddle Arabia, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top hugger in the entire Equestrian hooved forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Interneigh? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the country and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your snuggle virginity. You’re bucking cuddled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cuddling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Equestrian Snuggle Corps and I will use it to its full extent to cuddle your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pour love all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking dead, kiddo

>>29301926
>Muffins
who?

Certainly.

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>>29301926
>Muffins

Nigga what kind of bait is this?

>>29301672
Beta uprising

>>29301672
Derpy

>>29301672
Flash Sentry will steal your waifu.
It doesn't matter who she is, be she pony or person, he will take her from you.
It will hurt at first, but you will move on.
You will find a new waifu.
But he will be there yet again to pull her from your arms.
You can do nothing to fight it.
He's stronger than you, smarter than you, funnier than you, more attractive than you.
Your waifu never stood a chance.
Maybe you will try again for love, or maybe you will give up now.
Either way, Flash will keep going, keep taking from you, until you have no hope left.
Once you've been utterly broken, once you feel like there's no room inside left for heartbreak,
He'll come for you.
You'll fight it at first, but sooner or later you will see the truth.
He's stronger than you, smarter than you, funnier than you, more attractive than you.
By every conceivable metric, you are beneath him.
And that's exactly where you belong.
Beneath him.

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>>29301521
why is op nothing but a faggot

>>29301521
Because art and music take an inborn natural inclination to it so you start doing it as a child to be any good at it? And writing a story that is basically slamming a green action figure up against a pony figure doesn't take much skill?

>>29301521
I'd imagine it's because writing fanfiction is relatively easy compared to drawing decent art or other forms of content creation. Putting Anon together with ponies is a very simple formula.

>>29301177
I'd be masturbating to hentai and live action porn rather than ponies.
Other than that, pretty much the same.
I'd be a bit fatter maybe as my waifu is the one that inspired me to lose some weight.

>>29301177
I wouldn't have met the person I've talked to everyday for the past four years and I wouldn't have met my girlfriend.
I probably wouldn't have dropped out of college.

>>29301203
Go to bed, Seth

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>>29300944

>>29300944
For anyone who doesn't know, the nails are supposed to go through the bat, so that way the pointy ends stick out and pierces your enemies.

That aside, I would fuck eqg RD so hard if her hair and tits were like that.

is it wrong that I want to nuzzle up against her breasts and fall asleep on them as she brushes her hand through my hair?

>>29300810
I think she looks nice as a futa

>>29300810
I like the colour orange, literally the only thing good about her.
She's even too ugly for sexual

>>29300810
She's the best filly, has a lot of tenacity, and is really cute.

>>29300658
Still waiting for my threesome OP

>>29300658
Why though?

>>29300724
What do you expect me to do?
>>29300747
Well, because it's really hot. That's why.

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>>29300642

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>>29300642

>>29300642
>"Get this faggot and his stuffed teletubby away from the president!"
>'B-but I voted for you, Donald! R-REEEE!!!!'

>>29300511
Probably a little of both.

>>29300511
Getting cock vored

Fully consenting, or rather YOU didn't get a choice.

>>29300511
She didn't know her parents so she's probably a bit clingy. Some good snuggling is what she needs.

>>29300345
Did you know that the animator for Nightfall Studios actually used 4chan as an excuse of his shitty behavior?

>"Uhh it's 4chan. So spreading lies to contribute to the fire is okay."
>"Do you see how I was mistreated by KP? DO YOU SEE IT?!"
>Oh wait. Nevermind. I was being hyperbolic. Nobody's actually being blackmailed when they want to leave the team.
>Lol jk guys. Jk.

>>29300345
There was a big stink about the porn artist Sodiav literally just a couple nights ago. Definitely worth looking into if you're into drama bullshit.

>>29300345
https://vertexart.tumblr.com/post/156027589774/my-experience-with-sodiav

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>>29300159
>OCs

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this is my oc pony Corona
she's a slave pony

I want to see it served with a note, "For farith"

Who was the other pony you ate?

>>29299958
Yes plz

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She prefers to cosplay.

Not Being Real Simulator 2017

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>>29299648
Hide the shitty spam

>>29299644
>shows a distorted view of the economy
Nuh huh, it shows that entrepreneurs are scammers. It's a valuable lesson. Many kids won't lose their money on technological startups with no future thanks to what they learned here.

>>29299661
You know there are rules, law, courts, police in Equestria? When they made a bet who will produce more cider they clearly stated: FlimFlam brothers produce more - they will exclusively sell cider, Apple family produces more- brothers gtfo of Ponyville. Suddenly they jumped from "sell cider" to "own orchards", noone pointed it out, even if many ponies were the witnesses during the bet. Just one pony telling them to fuck off or make a sensible deal could fix the whole situation.

>>29299750
q.e.d., you can't trust entrepreneurs