Why is the Equestria Girls world so mundane?
>>29250178
Celestia stole the magic from that world to make her own more prosperous
>>29250178
It's set in high school and wasn't made in the 80s.
>>29250178
>Tfw they only wanted to wear a jumpsuit and stay home watching tv
>But Rarity said "LET'S BE FABULOUS, GIRLS! I'VE MADE DRESSES! Also, I kidnapped your parents."
KISS ponies are cute
>>29249791
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night and poni everyday.
>>29249821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_RKO5ozLVo
This is my song to my waifu, forever
>>29249791
dumb satan worshippers
>Smoking again Anon? I thought I told you to STOP
What do? Flutters hates your bad habit and ciggy breath but you just can't kick it
Offer her one
>>29249544
but smoking is my fetish
>>29249544
I'd never start that nasty shit in the first place. I like my lungs, thanks.
hello
reminder to sage and ignore namefags.
>>29249540
wow did you make that yourself? that's really good.
>>29249540
I wanna fuck a pony.
I want to put my finger in their earsies.
>>29248922
>mobileshitter
bye bye, kiddo
>>29248922
>not wanting to cum inside
>Put the pick in there, Pete, and turn it round real neat.
Would the ponies suspect something is wrong when Anon starts denying hugs?
In my case, they'd suspect something's wrong when I bust out the nativity scene for Heath's Warming.
>Merry Christmas
>"What's Christmas anon?"
>It's when we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.
>"What's a Jesus?"
>implying Anon isn't Chrysalis
>Implying I'm Chrysalis
>Implying I'm not
Do changelings bleed? Can we do that test with bugs?
>>29249109
I don't see why not.
Its my birthday guys and just got out of work
Theres no Glim thread so
Can you gift me Starlight Glimmer thread?
I dont mind the abuse or shitpost just keep the thread happy
>>29248627
>leaving work
>ever
not a glim fag but ill dump what i have of commie horse
What should we expect? It's right near Toy Fair too.
>>29248417
>its right after toyfair. As an actual investor i can tell you nothing is usually revealed during investor calls that pretains to the show. Its just report on how sales are doing and some information about upcoming toy releases and theyre projected sales
>>29248538
why did i just greentext this
>>29248538
>>29248546
Don't they have ToyFair updates? That's later in the month.
So do you think we'll see some special background pony shout-outs in the 2017 movie? Do you think the cast will include themselves or popular Youtubers? Do you think they will include some cleverly disguised lewd for the older fans? Or maybe some unintentional fetish material? Will there be a 3D segment? Maybe some product placement? Will the ponies break character and reveal the whole thing is just a movie and they are only actors? Will Pinkie be randumb? Will everything be super cringy? Will there be a hot springs bathing scene as fan service? Will you go to the theater and watch it? With all the disgusting, spaghetti-hemorrhaging autists sitting next to you and dry-humping their homemade plushies and cheering when Muffins appears on screen?
I'd say a bloopers segment is inevitable
>>29248263
There is a realistic chance all of that will happen.
>>29248263
Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes.
Why did this have to happen /mlp/?
>>29247593
>dykeshit
It didn't. Back to your containment thread with (You)
>>29247593
Fuck off you spam happy underage
>>29247593
>implying
Oooooh, Dagi just saw you doing something bad, now you are in her debt
>>29246741
>rape
/ShitThread
>>29246741
>"I saw you jerking it to horses, Anon. Don't think I won't tell the whole school."
"The school already knows, poofball."
Blackmail attempt failed.
/mlp/ pls
>>29246585
Smells like teen spirit.
>>29246585
>mobilefag
trashed with extreme prejudice
>>29246585
>yfw butt rubs not only make ponies el good, bu can get them stoned
I want to purchase Shimmy Rimmy's services
>>29247080
What did he mean by this?
>>29247345
What did he mean by this?
Zecora/zebra thread?WE
zigga
>>29246557
Sure, have some
>>29246557
I would >rape her
hi /mlp/ can you turn me into a brony?
>>29246522
Sorry, /pol/, you're too retarded even for that.
>>29246522
Watch season 1 episode 1 and 2 and come back here
>>29246522
Well, we have this?