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>>29257972
THICC

Because Rarity is easily molded into a vicious, gluttonous fat fuck. I mean, she's already greedy.

>>29258837
Basically this.

I think rarity is the best for turning into a glutton.

Back for an update on the anniversary of my pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/vC4mEVBS
>Boring.
>Boring boring boring.
>Boooooooriiiiiing…
>Train rides are boring.
>Normally you’d read a book or play games on your phone.
>But you’ve got hooves right now.
>And there’s no books or spare magazines on the train.
>Talking with ponies would be fine…
>Except there’s nobody in your car.
>And you can’t masturbate to pass the time because the conductors switch shifts to talk with the passengers.
>So while Smokey and Rails are fine, upstanding stallions, you can only engage in pleasant conversation.
>You’re headed for the center of Equestria, so you can’t risk tipping anybody off by breaking the powerful spell on more ponies.
>Be Anonymous, bored out of her mind.
>Be regretting you didn’t save at least one book to occupy yourself with.
>And not just your original body, but Mayor Corruption and Rusty’s bodies are going through mind-numbing boredom through documents or number-crunching.
>And taking a break in Haven is out of the question; you’d probably be left in your spot if you teleported there.
>Or not, considering planetary motion…
>But now’s not the time to test the space-binding limits of trans-planal travel.
>It’s only when midnight passes that something happens.
>Be Rusty.
>A.k.a. Rumpelstiltskin.
>You’re smirking at the sight before you.
>An imp is staring at you from his summoning circle.
>You’d set up summoning circles a lot earlier for your demons.
>Super simple ones, easily accessible.
>Pentagram in bodily fluids, that’s it.
>And you’ve successfully summoned Tropo, the one you were aiming for.
>Seems like the size of the circle as well as clear thoughts play a part.
>But that isn’t what has got you smirking like you’d struck gold.
>It’s the two ruby vials you’d left on his neck.

>>29257871
>The ring was delivered earlier, and you’ve already made a giant pool of water in the basement that you floated a massive magnet underneath a floating section.
>End result: A portal that faces the proper cardinal directions wherever Nancy’s Tavern goes.
>It was a bit difficult to explain to your escorts why you needed them to do their thing in a circle, but in the end, you got your portal working.
>It was a lot easier done than you thought it would be.
>There were a lot of questions, but you brushed them off saying it was a business opportunity.
>There was some curious glances, but your strategies thus far have not failed them.
>Your employees buying rounds in nearby taverns.
>A few walking around in public aroused with a sign.
>And a brave few even fucking in public.
>You’ve pretty much become one of the more successful brothels in the East end of Nancy’s Tavern.
>But this is going to change things further.
>You’ve got control not only over a source of drugs, but a way into Equestria.
>You marvel at the extra vial in your claw.
>The milk within moves about as you shake it slightly.
>You take the stairs back up to the main floor of the brothel and use a dropper carefully.
>This is your milk.
>So a drop in each of the candles, and three in the free mead barrel should increase the mood somewhat.
>Chortling as you notice your employees and a few customers perking up after a few minutes, you make your way back to your office and wait for the results to show.
>Now if only your main body could get to the train station so you can properly delegate duties of the trade route you’ve created.
>And work on Check.
>Speaking of…

>>29257875
“And it seems like we’re firmly in the black. Mr. Rumpelstiltskin, your strategies, although strange, are quite efficient. Reeta, the zebra, is quite happy with her advertising.”
>Good thing for exhibitionists.
> “Thank you, Check. Anything else you guys have to report?”
>You look at Hwala and Opal.
“Other than an odd increase in activity ever since you finished your project, nothing much has happened. Everyone’s pretty happy.” Opal shrugs.
“The escorts are quite happy. There have only been two incidents in the past couple days, and they were easily solved with a glare.”
>You nod and look over the numbers.
>You’ve got more than enough to pay for everything you need by the end of the month.
>But experience has taught you this period could make or break any company.
>Both from your own and Rampant’s memories.
>Suffice to say, online companies are fickle, and being modest in the beginning despite your successes could end up with you and your partners fighting over scraps of what’s left of your company, all the rubber ducks, Tonimalt, and Vaseline included.
>Long story.
>So you’ve got to strike while the iron is hot.
>Either expand your current place by buying the next door or get another location.
>Basically become either the fine dining or McDonald’s of serving dick and pussy.
> “I’m going to go out and see if there’s anything I can buy anything for House of Temptation.”
>They look at you and then at each other.
“Don’t you want something for yourself?” Check asks. “For an individual, ten small gold coins is a lot, but it won’t help much for a company.”
> “I know, but I want to make sure the company is secure before I frivolously spend. I don’t plan on using everything we have anyways.”
>You leave the brothel and head through the darkened streets as dawn’s light basks everything in a red glow.

I almost forgot this was from season 1.

Her bubbly personality isn't a shallow mask, it's a sword and shield. So long as she is happy, she's winning the fight. See the Smille song.

>>29257713
Another of the endless things that the current staff tossed into the trash to make way to more bipedal ponies, telegraphied jokes and unfunny crap.

>>29257612
I think it's because they want to fuck his butt.

>>29257612
You've never been to mlpg then, mobilefag.

get rid of the beard, put on some stockings and I might fuck him

>>29257186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFNtwSUX3ls
This is something I found recently. Love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO4wrXGv_qI
I quite like this

>>29257186
Music that we make or we like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYCS6k1IOA

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>>29257116
>Is a Applejack episode

>it features rainbow dash

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>is a shitty bad grammar thread

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>>29257129
>it's a mobilefag

>>29257093
black.

>>29257093
White, conditional immortality is the best.

White. Immortal, and with the ability to justify any bad deed I do, ergo not evil from my perspective.

>>29257088
What the fuck

>rape

>>29257088
Well she did say 'please', who am I to deny such politeness.

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>never have I ever sucked a cock before

page 10 sage. Sorry.

>>29258222
Nice

>>29256856
No let's hope it destroys eqgfags and their shit.

At least for a little while.

>>29256867
what?
how will it destroy them?

>>29256867
It wont, it'll bring in hordes of newfags, most of them likely mobileshitters, and they'll keep plastering their hasbro barbie threads everywhere.
>"N-NICE GOING PONYFAGS, YOU GOT A MOVIE, EQG HAS HAD LIKE 5 LOL!!"

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I love her so much, especially those hips.

>>29256686
Nice going making this shitty thread when you could've just checked the catalog for your shitty dead character general instead.

Retarded manchild faggot.

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>>29256686
Welcome into the fold, wizard apprentice. Here's a present for safe guarding your precious mana for so long.

>>29256511
Other.

>>29256511
They are all shit.

>>29256511
Fluttershy, fool. Didn't you see it when the show was airing?

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>>29256452

>>29256452
I wish this board had halfway competent moderation familiar with the culture here.

>>29256460
Isn't she just precious?

lol good original meme ^^

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>>29256412
>No Applejack
Fuckin bastard

>>29256412
>Prove me wrong.
>No Sunset
>No Starlight
Proved you wrong. Can't be perfect without them.
Not even worth the $13 to go see it if my waifu isn't in it.

>>29256213
Because Sci Twi was made to be sexually harassed and eventually have her brains fucked out in the restroom

>>29256213
Because you probably live in a world where all you need to do to be 'better' is 'being a weeb stereotype with a sligtly different haircut'

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>>29256213
Because human Twilight is a dork still, and not a princess.