It turns out that ponies find the game of Chess extremely arousing

>>29267402
I have never won a chess game.
Not even against a retard easy A.I

>>29267402
The only winning move is not to play.

I want a pony/Chess game where each difficulty setting is a different character. And the more pieces you capture the more clothes get removed from your opponent. Winning gets you a sex scene but losing gets you added to the national sex offender registration.

>>29267402
>the oldest game in human existence
Sex?

>>29267507
Pawn to E5.

I sunk your battleship.

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Why are ponies supposed to get multiple orgasms from playing chess?

>>29267402
Yes. I've played since I was a child.

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>>29267552

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>>29267531
>not playing Battleshits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIASofR5-E

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>>29267580
Is that supposed to be funny? Because it's absolutely not.

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>>29267402
The color of Sunset's hair on that pic is off.

>>29267422
Quentin, please.

>>29267600
We're all impressed at how mature and adult you are, anon.

>>29267717
No, anon, we're all impressed underage faggots who think fart jokes are funny think they can belittle other people.

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>>29267402
Best waifu coming through.

>>29267802
What autistic shit is this?

>>29267831
Fanfic fanart. As shitty as it is, that's about as good as it gets. Everything else is either god-awful or doesn't directly focus on the OC in question.

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>>29267785
>I'm going to post something saying how I don't like a joke and implying that the joke is only for kids
>It's everybody else who is belittling me!
It's winter. Why is summer still here?

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>>29268000
It's summer is Australia

>>29268000
>pointing out something obviously shit is shit is belittling people
>le summer may may

>>29267552
They take the pieces and put them in their ponut like anal beads.

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>>29267402
>Twilight invites you for a game of chess
>Sounds good
>You and Twilight take your seats
>You set up the board, and she smirks
>She goes first, and moves a pawn forward.
>She blushes and bites her lip
>Your turn now.
>You push a pawn up
>She looks at the board, eyes wide open
>She shakily levitates a pawn out of the way of her rook.
>Her face gets redder
>You move your queen to the edge of the board, hoping to use a devastating tactic Papa Anon back on Earth had taught you.
>Twiggles shields her king with a knight, preventing you from your strategic attack
>Shieeet
>She smiles and breathes heavily
>You take a knight up to a safe distance from her army.
>Twilight wipes some sweat off her forehead
>She makes more room for her rook to move up
>You take down her pawn in a swift move of your knight
>"A-aaah!"
>Twilight slouches down in her chair
>Her mouth opens and eyes close while she moans in pleasure
>Apple horse walks in
>"Howdy Twi, Anon, how it-"
>She looks at the chess board
>"U-uh"
>She blushes and her legs wobble
"gg ez"
>Ponies are weird.

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>>29267616
so is yours

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>>29268145
I wanna fuck Shimmer so goddamn much.

>>29268025
Oh. You're from Reddit. That explains everything.

Carry on, tourist.

>>29267402
Good, years of practice will finaly pay out!

>>29268250
>No argument so I scream reddit
Uh huh.

>>29268311
>thinks we're arguing
I'm just mocking you. That's all you really deserve. Tourist.

>>29268319
>post Jar Jar Binks humor tier video
>go into autistic rage screaming summer and reddit when someone points this out
>I'm just mocking you
Really made me think.

>>29267402
Multiple orgasms.

>>29267402
>tfw love playing chess but always get my ass kicked

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>"Ugh, that's 35 games in a row."

Remember it's canon that Rarity is a moron.

>>29268457
Same. I just need to play it more often.
>>29268516
I have a theory that Ponks is secretly a genius.

>>29268544
Not really. Pinkie just knows the secret that guarantees you never lose.

>>29268544
It's canon that she has a savant-like memory.

There was one scene in which she was remembering the birthdays of every pony, and she said to one of them something like, "Happy birthday," and the pony responded "It isn't my birthday," and Ponks finished her sentence, "In 232 days!"

Instantly calculated how many days.

>>29268576
Yes, but the moronic part is Rarity couldn't figure out how to draw.

Any non-moron adult who thinks about it should be able to figure out how to always draw within at most a dozen games.

>>29267402
I used to play chess all the time when I was younger.

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>>29268581
>Pinkie can instantly calculate every possible chess move, and react to every strategy
>She throws the game anyways everytime

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>>29267785
>>29268025
>>29268311
>>29268342

>>29268734
Isn't that part of her character tho? She just gets bored easily and has to constantly move and talk to keep it at bay, like if she had mild case of aspergers

>>29268342
>fail to recognize scene from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
>call it Reddit tier humor
>call it obviously shit

Stop violating GR 2 you little snot.

this thread is the most retarded shit ive seen today by far
fucking "plane ponies" level of bullshit

this is why everyone hate you

>>29270967
>getting triggered because someone called unfunny garbage shit

>>29271015
>he doesn't like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

This is some next level shit taste.

>>29271028
I dunno man, I haven't seen that movie, maybe it is funny, but that clip posted is not.

>>29271037
Its pretty funny
Admitidly battleshits while humorous is probably its weakest scene.

>>29268114
that's hot

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>>29267402
>not playing Jengaship instead

>>29267402
If ponies find it hot, why'd you post that non canon humie piece of shit instead of a pony.

You're fuckin gay, dude.

>>29267402
pAGE 10 bumpo

>>29268114
Ohhhhhh~

When people say "they cant play chess" do they mean they just dont know the stratergy? or are they literally saying they dont know how the pieces of move?

>>29267402
CHESS!

>>29267402

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You will never play Chess with a pony.

>>29275102
would derpy even be capable of playing chess

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>>29267402

>"Why yes, Sunset, I do know how to pl-"
>"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"
>"Er, I don't think-"
>"PYLONS"

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>>29267580

>>29267402
I've played enough chess in my day to not be bad at it, but anyone who really takes it seriously and does analysis of various plays is likely going to stomp me.

>>29267402
Mancala predates chess be centuries.