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>>29265333
>Buzzfeed.

LUGENPRESSE

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And then normies and newfags flock in the comment section saying how Bronies are bad.

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>>29265333
>delete your faith

its "remove" your faith

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I still don't understand why legitimate PONY threads are deleted for this off-topic garbage.

Anyway, filtered and banned. Bye, bye.

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>>29265284

"Hey, you better have got that shit from me, Flutterbutter. I hope I don't need to remind you what will happen if I find out you're getting your fix from another dealer."

>>29265284
Shes a small girl.
I'd grab her arm, toss the syringe and drag her over to either Shimmer or Celestia.

"That's what I assume," You agree, "My best guess would be that one of the organs fires it, but until we have the hazardous material lab I don't think it would be safe to study that liquid until then. Try not to shoot it in the ship." You say jokingly.
"I won't." She smiles.
"...Do you want to build the hazardous material lab with me?" You ask her.
"Got nothing better to do till we get to the next solar system," She replies; looking at the screen, "There's more to the video. Can we watch the rest of it?"

What do you do?

And, I forgot to name it... joy.

>>29265317
It gets pretty graphic.

Wow, pretty untermensch.

>>29265041
Let her rest. Maybe we can try making food for her this time? Check the cabinets to see what food we might can make.

>>29265041
Resist the urge to patpat the pony.
She does need the rest. How early is it? If the sun is high in the sky, we could gently wake her up with another record of classical music.

What were our plans again? Get to Pitchurst?

>>29265029
hurray!

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>>29265029
>the main character is the main character

>>29265029
Of course it's going to "suck", no movie could ever match ungodly high expectations, combined with an unhealthy amount of hype

I'll just expect nothing, watch it and be mildly surprised and entertained

i want to cum inside her

>>29264871
But Flitter will make you cum inside her.
cock vore

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She really looks after her friends.

Hitler, Oswald Mosley and Benito Mussolini.

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>>29264779
Go home, /pol/

>>29264776
pony jesus

>>29264602
i'd be okay with two, with Twilight ascending in the actual series finale

>>29264602
>Monarchy

You'd think equestria, extremely dedicated to its traditional values, would be a fascist state.

>princess pony pussy

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on kokomo

>>29264532
gotta go

>>29264465
Fucking degenerates.

>>29264469
>Fucking degenerates.
You're on /mlp/ senpai.

>>29264480
Fucking degenerate degenerates.

Well, she kinda has a stressful career here.

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>>29264319
She was playing with Apple Bloom in "Brotherhood Social".
She was playing with Winona in "...Best Pet Win"

They're the only two that can stand Applejack's sweat and manure odor.

>>29264319
you're just jelly because it's not your stick
>>29264345
>not enjoying the sent of sweaty apple horse
fucking normie

>>29264259
>not hiding your power level

If that's the case then you deserved it.

>>29264259
You hang yourself, untermensch.

>>29264259
Either have a weapon or keep your mouth shut.

>>29264173
I've always jerked off to cartoons, and I like cute shit. I jumped on the ride pretty late so the transition from Chinese cartoons to eqg was a pretty simple one, and then I found banned from equestria and I've been a horsefucker since.
>favorite pony
Trixie, but nothing beats pinkie for a good fap

>>29264173
>What traits about the ponies make them sexually appealing to you?
Cuteness.
>Do you like the shape of their body?
Yes.
>Do you mind the lack of hands/feet?
No. Hooves are cute af.
>What height/size do you prefer for ponies?
Thier eye level would be somewhere around the lower half of your chest. If they stood on thier hind legs they would be just about able to look you in the eye.
>Were you always sexually attracted to ponies since becoming aware of the show?
No.
>who is your favorite pone and why is it that pone
Luna. B/c moonhorse a qt.

>>29264173

You must be new. Here's a simple (sfw) overview for you.

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1h5gLZ2UXqqsSpVOrErWNTqgHONeIJiYjb5OpNZEmpnI

He's right, even if it's crazy kind of right. While it might be insane to argue with logic and pragmatism, you are going to, as even the most sane and reasonable rights and decision can be morally scathing; Sombra’s rule is just one of the most blusterous examples. At least, you gamble, you can try to talk this over with him.

“Blackward, do you know that it might be impossible to remove the helmets layer?” you ask him diligently.

“I do,” he responds without a second of though, “I have considered this plenty, Warlock.” With an evil, piercing gaze and criticism sensitive tone of voice, his argument follows, “The newly recruited ponies are going be part of an Auxiliary Vanguard already, it will not be wise to put them in the main Vanguard. Pay attention, they shall be the Manehattan backup attack and Overseer alone won’t be able to keep them in control. When I and my Vanguard are up there, fighting and probably losing against the Equestrians forces, I’ll require for them to attack with haste.”

“And they won’t?” you mentally narrow your gemstone eyes at him.

“They won’t,” the fully augmented stallion argues, “If they see that we are fighting a losing battle, they will have no reason to oppose their “salvation”. And even if they will not, I cannot risk them being uninvolved when I’ll need it.”

You have no rationale or standing ground to argue further, he’s completely correct; as long as there’s a little, pitiful chance of escaping the current cruelty of Blackward and Acid Crust, they will take it. Of course he will not risk it.

“Do you know where Clover is, then?” Red Sulfur interferes in your discussion with a supporting half-care.

“The strategist is currently supposed to be,” he grunts once he mentions ‘supposed’, “Planning a strategy; she’s in her usual resting spot in the ‘Struggling Forest’, I do suggest you do not interrupt her, Enchanter’s Apprentice.”

“We won’t take long,” he answers back with a layback shrug, “Got a few things to ask her, that is all.”

“Y-yes,” you grumble as you move your gemstone eyes away from the pleading, lost and terrified slave; he’s begging you, a golem of all ponies, to help him. Sadly, you do not want to be a part of a hostile conflict right now.

“And what about your invention?” Blackward asks Sulfur with a piercing, hostile glare, “Where can I find them?”

Red Sulfur widgets, “I did not make much, since Aurora returned so quickly, but the Overseer should have them.”

“Ideal,” he answers in a smirk, “I am unsure of how strong the damage of your gemstone creation is, but it should be reaching that of 180 decibels, the ideal mark to cause immediate damage. Physical damage occurs at 150 and the ear drum raptures at 190. It is an additional support that can be our winning move, Enchanter’s Apprentice.”

“Great. Then we will be goin- ”

“Before you go,” his twister glare jumps from your companion to you, “Do you plan on leaving Manehattan? Will you not be assisting in the upcoming battle? As the current Royal Hastiliarius I say that we could really use your help. The power is in numbers, it is the most important factor.”

>What do you do now?

It’s best to tell him the truth, you wager. You approach the clockwork stallion with a calm but steady and assertive step. While his eyes are of a pony whom are literally ready to rip and tear at any wrong word, by now you are certain than that is just the result of his facial structure and overdo of augmentations. Regardless, you tell him this firmly:

“We will be leaving Manehattan as soon as we are able. I don’t have a cause to fight for in here,” you turn your flipside at him. The reeve of the steam engine located inside his body causes your head to twists back in enmity.

“Shame,” he says, “Even with your presence alone… a Crystal Golem would be able to cause required chaos.”

“Sorry,” you offer Blackward the simplest of shrugs, “It’s just not my fight. Red Sulfur, let’s go.”

Deep inside you hope that it shall be well now, for the Hastiliarius did not argue nor forced you to hang about, neither did he try his hardest to convince Red Sulfur. Yet, it is only when you make enough distance between you and Blackward’s Vanguard, the scream and resistance of the slave stallion stops. The blight that is the Fidelity Helmet is now settled upon his shoulders and there is no more resistance or fear. There’s only blind loyalty.

“Bring me the next one,” you barely manage to comprehend Blackward’s order. Your gemstone eye does not twitch.

>>29263742
She was rescued.

>>29263744
by who?

>>29263742
The person running it ran out of puzzles for us. There are periodic updates, but the cancerous skype killed the thread.