Has anyone in the history of the world ever gotten laid because

>>29278716
Yes, because gay sex still counts.

>>29278716
I've never gotten laid from anything. Even being tall and fit.

>>29278716
>Where did all these big guys come from.

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>giving up your wizard status

>>29278730
I actually had (male-female) in there, but I thought it was obvious so I deleted it again.

>>29278731
It doesn't count if it's in an RPG.

>>29278716
Not show related, fuck off, faggot.

>>29278736
Is wizard status permanent, or is it revoked if you lose virginity later?

>>29278716
actually yes. she used a subtle mlp reference in a vidya, i responded with a different subtle mlp reference, she picked up on it, we became friends, we eventually hooked up, we eventually had sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of orgasms, and then eventually broke up.

>>29278765
What eventually happened though?

>>29278769
eventually i made a post about it on /mlp/, and eventually some poor faggot responded.

>>29278716
funnly story axcuallty about that
>be me 2014
>been on /mlp/ for about a year
> decided to say fuck it and made a green story about anon being raised by twilight sparkle
>average criticism "faggot""horsefucker" ect
>Next day at school"i was a high school senor at the time"
>go to math class
>hear this girl i see around the school. saying about how she loved this story some anon made.
>about anon being raised by twilight sprakle.
>tell here it was me
>she laughed at me
>then i showed here my phone search history.
>she gave me a kiss
>we have been dating ever since .
so yes /mlp/ if a fat 180 pound male with adhd can get laid from posting on 4chan.
Then there is something wrong with you

>>29278781
[Evidence Needed]

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>>29278716

Yeah, happened to me also. But all the girls were actually mentally ill boys that just wanted to feel pretty.

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>>29278781
>tfw go to a super conservative school and I'd get shit on hard if anybody caught on to my power level

>>29278716
No, because I never showed my power level.

>>29278716
Blackgryphon

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>>29278833

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>>29278833

Getting Mandopedo's sloppy seconds.

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>>29278736
Honestly this wizard meme genuinely contributes to my apathy towards sex.

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>>29278923
>falling for memes

>>29278923
Your lack of sex contributes to your apathy towards sex desu.

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>>29278852

>>29278947

Is that Mandopedo's gf? Holy shit, why? He's not hideous, and his musical skill should be good enough to impress normie gurls.

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>>29278947
BlackGryphon gonna tap that ass.

>>29278976
>gonna

>>29278947
>>29278976
You people have really low standards..

>>29278923
>meme
With that attitude I guess I won't be seeing you at Hogwarts, have fun while we study Equestrian magic.

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>>29279013

Creber kinda looks like that rat from Ratatouille

>>29278736
/thread

>>29279033
Can't unsee. Would still fuck tho

>>29278969
The fandom pushed him and Sibsy together, and he figured if he went along with it he might get on the show or something.
Now she doesn't work on the show, is over 30 and really fucking fat, and he's married so he's fucked.

>>29278976
Glad genetics made up for her lack of tits.

>>29279051
I'd smash less -that's not the point- but she's hardly worth foaming over.

>>29279060

Wow, that's Sibsy? Didn't she use to be flaming hot? She's so freaking fat now, what happened?

>>29279120
>what happened?
Marriage.

>>29279131

Poor mando, from a momma's boy straight into cuck by cow. At least his early 8 bit music songs were pretty cool.

>>29279120
>Didn't she use to be flaming hot?
No. But now she's got 100 extra pounds on top of the resting bitch face and "I'm over 30 with no kids" attitude. Her OC was cute though.

>>29279216

Sad, I used to really want to bone her OC back in 2012.

>>29278716
Weren't there like two weddings during cons? Besides that Ratofdrawn got married due to drawing clop and reading clopfics.

>>29278716
It's more like "where did all these gay guys come from." It sucks, because I dislike penis too much to enjoy the attention.

>>29279309
You don't need to like penis to fuck a man in their tight ass.

>>29279309
A gay guy once randomly started flirting with me in a bar. He just came up to me and started playing with my hair and shit. I drunkenly said something about knocking his teeth out and he apologized and backed off.

This is not a "I'm such a tough guy" story, this is a "I apparently look so gay that gay guys feel confident enough to come up to me" story.

>>29279395
Sounds like you went to a gay bar and didn't realize it.

>>29279418
Nope. Just found out I look like a fag that day desu.

>>29279463
Shoulda let him buy you a drink. Never let homophobia cost you a free drink.

>>29278716
Friend and I had a mutual interest in it our first year of college. Told me a few years later she had been into me at the time. It's for the best I never noticed, but I still kick myself now and then over it.

I did!
4 years ago at a con.
Lost my virginity.
She was cosplaying as Derpy.
It sort of opened me up to women, made me more confident.

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>>29278716
>these threads are making a resurgence
Oh joy, can't wait for the 'what does your gf think of the show' ones.

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>>29278929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyN5tNYhfSg
YOU CAN'T FIGHT NATURE, TWILIGHT

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>>29278929
>not achieving wizardhood
hope that walking fleshglove cleaned out her last chad's cummies before you 'smashed', dawg

>>29279736
Not that guy, but I am fascinated by the permavirgin's weird ideas about the presence of old semen in vagina's from previous intercourse. I think it is a result of the incels implicit foreignness to bodily hygiene.

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>>29279803
>virgin shaming
>on 4chan

>>29278781
>ITT shit that never happened

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>>29278716
Never, but at this point it'd have to be my opener because I don't want to accidentally get someone who makes interest in this show an entire dealbreaker on its own because of what literal autists do.

>>29279872
>because I don't want to accidentally get someone who makes interest in this show an entire dealbreaker on its own
wut

>>29279120
>what happened?
She did a Faust miscarriage

>>29279883
6 years later, some people are still so asshurt about the "brony" thing that any interest in the show is still extra heretical for them, even if you were fine beforehand, and I have some extremely shitty luck.

>>29278760
you became less a wizard each time you have sex

>>29279933
oooh

You should cut down your run-on sentences or at least use comma's bro.

I read it as
>I don't want to accidentally get [someone who makes interest in this show] an entire dealbreaker on its own
And felt like I was having a stroke.

>>29278781
>>then I showed here my phone search history

Because that proves anything. Yeah, all of that definitely happened.

>>29278716
Yes. She was a cute 7/10 for a Aj cosplayer.
Just have good people skills and use deception like the 4chins an we get all the gurls

>>29279967
>reading comments out loud
Don't you have some shame? If you read in silence then you don't have this problem.

I highly doubt it but it is possible

>>29279967
Funny thing was, I deleted a couple commas after re-reading because it looked like I had used too many.

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"""(((girls)))"""

My last ex got me into it and then dumped me so I'm left with a bunch of unresolved feels and an insatiable lust for horse pussy

>>29278716
Because fucking normies reee

and cosplauyers do not havbe a plump horse pussdy

>>29278760
Yeah, it's revoked.