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Well, since no one's gonna reply to this trash bait anyway, time to hijack the thread

NEW YEARS PLANS, LADS

What are you doing on the night of December 31st, anon?

Going out with friends, or staying home with vidya?

Are you gonna kiss someone at midnight, or tfwnogf?

Post it here

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>>35424379
>come to /fit/ to post about this shit

>>35424440

I had plans of travelling to another country (in fact booked plane ticket+hotel) but everything went to shit for reasons I'm not going to bother to think about anymore. What is done is done and I learned my lessons. Now I'm going to spend it all alone at home. Going to eat like everyday, workout like everyday and go to sleep early like everyday and make sure next year I have actual reasons to fucking celebrate.

Slip in a cheeky pinkie in the showers.

>>35424279
Be his spotter and load him a shit ton of weight. Wish him a good time in snap city

>>35424279
Just tell him to spare some fucking equipment dude this is an easy fix, he might even just run away after that.

thx skelly

>>35424055
You'll be fine. Nowhere near strange levels.

>>35424055
nah you're fine

Almost bought one this week, but realized it wouldn't help keep me motivated. Just wanted it for the continuous pulse, but I can take my pulse at any time.

It won't motivate you to keep going. That's all internal. Just spend your $ on protein and protein accessories.

>>35423966
Man I hate these pictures, I always try and change my viewing angle to get a view at her p.... but I know it's impossible

>>35424194
Kek out loud

Just don't jerk off for a week or longer if you want an impressive load, don't see the point in spending money on all of that. Though you should take the vit D and zinc for other reasons anyway

how do you make cum not taste as grim?

>>35424006
pineapple juice

Question: Is one serving of oats half a cup of DRY oats, or half a cup of COOKED oats?

>>35423876
dry

>>35423876
What this guy said>>35423887
It's the same with rice and a lot of other stuff that expands when cooking.

>>35423708
Did you read the sticky?
How big is your dick?

>>35423708
Yeah shit sorry only saw it after post.

6.2

>I have no idea on what foods to eat to gain weight

Avoid nuts, dairy products, any sort of meats that isn't turkey or chicken. Then read the sticky you fucking idiot.

I don't know why people shit on P90X. Its bog standard circuit training, only sold in a package for normies. It's fairly beneficial.
Now crossfit is truly retarded

>>35423706
Do you want an actual routine or what?

Yoga, Gymnastics, and Capoeira have a lot of crossover.

Yoga's mobility and dynamic handbalancing build a great framework for gymnastics (and has some movements that go above basic gymastics). Gymnastics provides a great framework for Capoeira (and has some movements that are more advanced than Capoeira, especially with bar involvement which Capoeira doesn't touch). Capoeira can be done without either yoga or gymnastics, but will have a lot of requisite work which comes from Yoga and Gymnastics.

Gymnastics and Capoeira both have very advanced skills, but I believe Gymnastics has a higher level of mastery because its range of skills are more broad and most movements are more difficult. (Gymnastics -> is Capoeira is easier than Capoeira -> gymnastics)

Ideally you'll include some stuff from each field.

The best way to start is to pick out which movements seem cool to you and work their progressions.

Look at the movements that Ido Portal has and observe his stuff. From there it's up to you to choose your progression method and to stick with the training.

What are you interested in accomplishing?

>>35423925

which yogic movements would you consider above basic gymnastics?

scoops? yeah

>>35423550
Man I get eating healthy I love it but cannot understand why you guys cook food which looks so bland and depressing. Is it really that hard to put a few minutes into seasoning or making a little sauce to go with it? It'll still fit the macros and actually taste good

>>35423550
No, I've only sucked 4 dicks so far

28 years old and just another new years spent at home with my canines.

Wouldn't have it any other way desu.

>>35423440
Post dogs

Me, but I'm going to go out alone and bar crawl anyway, even if it means just standing there being a wallflower.

>>35423345
Learn from your mistakes and stop drinking you retard?

You should definitely check a doctor, this sounds like a boxer fracture
t.anon who had lots of boxer fractures from doing the same stupid shit.

There is nothing more hilariously beta than someone who gets mad enough to punch a wall lmao

Honestly if you're that pathetic it's suicide time

>>35423250
Getting a better angle in the mirror. Srs.

>>35423269
ur dumb

help

Really fucking autistic and I know for a fact I probably couldn't stand 5 minutes of being around him in person due to his autism. But he makes some-what slightly entertaining videos shitting on all the fitness guru fags which sometimes gives me a laugh. He is extremely biased when it comes to veganism and animal welfare and often tells half-truths and often spreads downright false information based on flawed/inconsistent data that can usually easily be refuted. I respect his love for the creatures on our planet.

That's basically it.

He's the most entertaining fitness youtuber around.
What's not to like.

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>>35423129
Cool guy.Richard do a worst of the fitness industry on Scooby.C'mon imagine the veiws.
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>Alfalfa

Just eat less and don't drink soda you fat piece of shit

>>35423184
Is diet soda ok?

>>35423126
Rice chicken sweet potatoes. Just look up basic foods and cook with those.

Bumperino

Not bad, but you could have worded it better

>>35423076
I tried to be subtle