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1. Stop taking roids
2. Use some serms, but you probably didn't buy any with your cycle


I guess go to the doctor and be honest and see what they say

Idk tho

probably cancer

or, you know, some drug you're taking? maybe?

>>35519841
that's your left nipple dummy

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ricardo scooparoni

>>35519783
RICH MOTHAFUCKIN PIANA!!! I DON'T DO THIS SHIT BECAUSE I ENJOY IT, IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE TO SO THAT I CAN GET FUCKIN BIG!!!!

>>35519783
>>35519948
HOO!!!!

And that's because the fucking oly barbells in my gym weigh 30 lbs instead of 45 lbs master race

>tfw you have no amazon qt
>tfw I have no face

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>>35519684

Barbell row = pendlay row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlRrIsoDpKg

Don't do SL, it's a meme routine for couch potatoes, and the progression is shit and you deload all the time. Do a proper program like SS and enjoy more gains and being stronger.

http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:The_Program

>>35519677
>what is Quinoa?
Gay shit for faggots

>what are complete protiens
Meat

>what is b12 supplement
Something that vegans need to take independant of food because their diet doesn't work.

>>35519677
>>what is b12 supplement
something not found naturally

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>>35519677

wash your feet more often you disgusting pig and you can also buy some foot deodorant

amputation will help

change your socks everyday
get some tanactin for athletes foot
toss your shoes if they smell.
wash your feet every day with scrubber
cut toe nails
put powder to keep feet dry

>>35519499
I heard from a very reliable source in /plg/ that his hormones are all kinds of fucked due to abusing gear. Truly the rich piana of /fit/.

i miss you based mong

>>35520612
no he dropped the gear, improved his deadlift form, stopped being an asshole, moved out of his mothers house, got a qt gf and stopped tripfagging. he made it and is still shitposting on /fit/

>>35519474
What steps did you take to get hired? This is my goal after a get a degree and finish school. From what I've heard the physical requirements are retardedly easy and are kind of a joke, as for the boot camp aspect you just have to accept it. You're gonna be treated like shit, just value the experience and know you're gonna have a great job. I'm jealous though, good job dude

>>35519510
So I'll be honest: Your degree doesn't mean shit. And your right on the physical requirements. My department doesn't even have a physical test, just a physical/medical.

The way I got hired was I got my state EMT and kept my nose clean. I volunteered as a firefighter for 8 years prior, but they didn't give 2 shits about that. My EMT though got me 3 extra points on the civil service test so I scored a 103, ranking me ridiculously high out of the 10,000 that took it.

It's really not that bad. It's not military style boot camp and if you can climb stairs you'll be fine.

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I mean I have this one.

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Pls /fit/

Is this lost wisdom?

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>>35519528

>>35519394

Cut you fuckin retard

>>35519416
I am cutting you fuck, barely eating 750 cals per day

>>35519394
if not bait

starving yourself isn't going to work and isn't sustainable. you'd know that if you did a small amount of research.

lay off the sugar, drink water, eat lean sources of protein. do full body workouts. burn most of your calories through intense workouts, not cutting back on food

>>35519366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SpzQp0M-40

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>>35519366

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVCubhQ454c

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tcGyQVc__8

>>35519329
It has a audience that it panders to. Not your problem, because you are not some mediocre piece of shit, but nothing wrong with picking a market, and marketing to it.

Jesus read the comments to that video... People are so dumb.

Good niche market to appeal to. Dont you appreciate good business strategy, OP?

>high school
>too busy

Underage b& first of all
Second of all fuck you if you think high school homework means you're busy, I took nothing but AP classes my junior and senior year and still had time to work a part time job and keep up my hobbies.

>hs
>work
Stop fucking lying to yourself. HS is piss easy, just do your HW during a shitty class like everyone else. Unless you're going for a 5.0 gpa, don't fucking worry.

>>35519594
Lol, what was your gpa buckaroo? (Remember, lying on the internet is for insecure pussys)

>>35519165
wew lad

>>35519165
I mean the board auto-corrects T B H to desu so we don't really have a choice desu

very fitness related post desu

>>35518895
Become a sith lord

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Be autistic and on skittles forever

>>35518914
What are skittles? Do you mean the candy?

>>35518763
bamp

>>35518763
I listen to Bill Burr's desu. Also The Bugle is pretty funny and informative.

>>35518763
>although id prefer something that teaches me something while keeping it light

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