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>tfw at least on par with their facial aesthetics
>tfw beautiful blue eyes on top of that
cant hold me back lad

>>35624221
But anon, women love swarthy foreigners. Blonde and blue eyes are so 1945.

>>35624243
nah, not him but blue eyes are top tier

uga buga
me cant read

I'm an archaeologist who has excavated cavemen, does that count?

>>35624015
>be me
>wake up at a healthy 5 in the afternoon
>eat
>get to the gym at 1 in the morning
>come home
>get high
>play vidya
>eat
>sleep so i can get my 8 hours
end me i beg of thee

6.5 inch here. Not a big deal. Can't wear panerais without looking stupid but that's about it.

>>35623983
6 inches here. I sometimes have nightmares about my small wrists, no joke. Most women have thicker wrists than I. All my joints are small and I'll never be strong.

>>35623983
bruh 5-1/2" wrist here, i know your feels
been teased about it for most of my adolescence

>>35623499
Kocklove best husbando

>can a normal person compete with roiders

>>35623537

>implying klokov isnt blasting enough roids to kill a horse

>>35623303
Why do your shoulders look small

>>35623342
Because my bicep is that huge

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Ps no bully

>19y/o
>184cm (~6')
>70kg (~150 lbs)

>75kg squat
>85kg DL
>57,5kg bench
>40kg ohp

11 months lifting on and off i guess
>tfw scoliosis and afraid for my back
>tfw no better excuses

>>35623026
Been stalled at 150 since last year for bench

>>35623026
I'm a spooky skelly, 6'2 145lb
>OHP: 32.5kg
>Bench: 57.5kg
>Squat: 1.5pl8
>Diddle: 2pl8
Been lifting about 6 months, SL for the first 4 months and CoolCicada PPL for the other 2.
>tfw I'm 145lb from 135lb
I was 135 for literally about 4 years and I'm definitely getting bigger. Grills always compliment me on my gains even though I'm still DYEL as fuck, probably because I have god-tier genetics and have naturally broad shoulders. Feels fucking good man.

>>35622727
Fuck you motherfucker studying is for pussies go get a job and go to the gym

>>35622727
Help with what?

Generally, any kind of physical activity within measure and good form is beneficial for your health.

>>35622741
But would I be getting any form of gains? Or It's impossible without weights.

>>35622478
You have no clue what 90% of us do. You want to be a bitch guided by the impossible whims of women? Go nuts. I lift for me.

I don't lift for women. I'm a 30yo ugly and frightening person who will die a kissless virgin.

I exercise to prevent my body from falling apart. To keep both my brain and my body fit and active. To hopefully make the process of aging less agonizing and terrible. So that my body is ready to handle whatever challenges life presents me. Because it helps me relax and forget about the things that upset me.

>>35622528
Thats pretty narcissistic of you

Creatine makes your dick bigger?

Good meme fag

Does anybody have that picture of a guy's homegym that has TayTay posters all over the walls?

Because I am currently rigged to a machine that measures how much force my body is outputting every 60 seconds. If this amount drops below 240 pounds for whatever reason, a small but oddly shaped butternut squash is pressed firmly against my ballsack. The texture of the squash's outer skin arouses me. However, if I acheive a full erection, my penis will raise, thus tripping a system of wires connected to a priceless 17th century Braussan centerpiece. If the wires are activated, they will cause the centerpiece to fall from its pedestial, shattering against the cave floor. When the centerpiece is shattered, the bees contained within will be released, likely stinging a large portion of my body. As I am allergic to bees, the resulting hospital bill will leave me financially troubled, as I have no health insurance.

So my question is, do crabs think fish can fly?

>>35622113
good form pupper

>>35622113
good form, pupper

>>35622113
good form, pupper

>>35621970
Lol, it's okay OP.

Things are going to be okay.

>>35621970
>can't stop thinking about my ex
lmao what a fag
get over that already you bitch nigger

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>>35621970
I know exactly how you feel op.
I single handedly managed to drive my ex back away from me and into the arms of her own ex.

I can ignore it and not think about it during the day, but it kills me softly every night.

Where's your penis?

ay yo baby, hows that ass?

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>tfw live in austraillia

Hercules Skirt

Those are the hips

Aphrodite's Saddle, Hercules' Girdles, athlete's girdle, Apollo's Belt or an Adonis belt,

He looks so small in clothes and he did TREN , ayy lmao why was this guy so famous

>>35620530
>taking roids even once will make you ronnie coleman

fuck off
you dont know exactly how many mg of tren went through zyzz's body, do you? so shut up and fuck off this board

>>35620530

anyone can get big as fuck. but he became aesthetic as fuck. long live the king.

shill somewhere else

>>35620507
>women have to message first

only the top 20% of men on tinder actually get with women. and even then most of them have to make a decent effort to get their girls attention.

unless you're a goddamn supermodel don't expect anything

>>35621223
what if you've got abs