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Doesn't make a difference
Are you a fucking old man who loses all his energy and falls asleep after cumming?

>>37103122
No but which will make me lift up heaviest weights

>>37103158
beign well rested and relaxed

o right date advice from a 50 yo faggot that's exactly what I need

>>37103111
Yet he's successfully dated and married

>>37103062
>taking relationship advice from a socially awkward 50 year old homosexual

Getting women is a genetic trait, like being 6'0 or having a large frame. They either like you, or they don't, you either have the charisma, or you don't. It can't be learned, it can't be taught. If you have trouble getting women, accept it, and either go gay or save up for escorts for the rest of your life.

>>37103044
>tfw i'll never have a qt volleyball gf

>tfw the curse of 5'11

might as well relinquish all need and desire and go monk mode, at least i can tell people i "wanted" to achieve a higher state of being; instead of telling them my fear of the manlet memes becoming real.

>>37103044
Are those braces on their ankles? i'd just fucked both my ankles up and they look like they'd be perfect to support my joints so I can lift while recovering.

>>37103127

Yea they are. Pretty common in vball. Very helpful and safer.

A vagoo

A warm wet vagin

yer nan's pussy

>>37102686

these dubs say otherwise

pretty gay OP

th-thanks

This guy is trying so hard to be someone he wiII never even come cIose to, it's so sad. PIus everyone says he's a IiteraI kunt in person and tha doesn't heIp his case.

>>37102443
He wasnt that bad in person tb h

>>37102420
I wanna meet Jeff one day

Is he cool OP? is he 6'0"?

>record holder
>not impressed

>>37102232
Is 5 plate all manlets can do.

Sad. If I was a manlet; I wouldn't even bother lifting weights if all I could achieve is woman tier squatting average.

he got a silver medal at ipf junior worlds...

the discipline it has given me in other areas of my life to succeed

seeing where everyone's failing

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>>37102178
>succeed
>4chan
Pick only one

>>37101995
No. Just stop eating sugar. It can be hard first week, but you can manage it

>>37102026
Then how come fruit is being advised as something healthy?

>>37102048

>healthy

That buzzword is the most retarded meme of the civilized world. Fruit can be part of your diet if it coincides with your goals, AKA if you have a sweet tooth eat fruit because it has loads of other nutrients that candy doesn't have including fiber and satiation and a much lower insulin spike.

If ones goal were to gain massive amounts of fat then you could drink shit loaded with added sugar like soda.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little >that guy thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" obese gamer guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about other people's gym habits. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THAT GUY THAT GUY THAT GUY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

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>That guy who yawns between reps

>>37101660
>That guy who tries forcing may may threads and instead gets them saged and repoted

>>37101495
Buddy I'm gonna toss you on the bed and slam that ass all day

Never done a deadlift mode.

>>37101553
because he looks good and you don't and all you're good at is deadlift?
checks out

laziness, partying, eating out all the time

Her masters took all that stuff away when she said no more nude scenes

Or maybe shes pregnant.ypu jerk!

>>37101500

This, plus they get really full of themselves.

nice bait /pol/

Intermittent fasting

Get all your calories in at night, workout just before iftar so you can have a yuge recovery meal.
I stick to compound lifts.

>>37101169
Dunno, not a farmer.

>>37101169
this is now a cattle thread

>>37101192
KEK

>>37100973
Nice blog post fatty.

>>37101013
Fattys gonna fat, just give me a year cunt.

>>37100973
I think you are doing pretty well. Keep it slow and steady and never give up brah