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>>37658783
90% of these guys go broke and have to work at McDonald's

>>37658783
>Jr Smith opt'd out thinking people are going to pay him max
>Kyrie got his own fucking team stolen from him and still almost couldn't do shit
>Tristan literally got paid because he's Lebrons bitch
>Love is a beta and is going to get cut in the off season
>Lebron literally fucked Cleveland as a team just to win one single ring

lol and I don't even care about GS

>>37658808
no they dont

It may work for you, but it's not the case in everyone. For instance you don't see many powerlifters that look jacked, there are few of course, but those are isolated cases, nontheless, you will never see a bodybuilder that is not jacked.

>>37659148
>For instance you don't see many powerlifters that look jacked
You know absolutely nothing about powerlifting.

Yes, most will keep a higher, more athletic level of bodyfat, but put them next to your average normie bodybuilder and they'll be literally two to three times as big.

>>37659171
>THAT LOOK, that's why bodyfat won't let you see the muscle maybe?. well, let's put on another example, olympic lifters, most of them lift shit tons of weight also, and they look as if they have never gone to the gym.

Yeah it would spaz out a lot, it doesn't do it anymore though.

A-Are you anxious about something?

>>37658763
Yeah, my taint

>>37658769
I think it's normal, don't worry about it

This is the most autistic forced meme over the past 4 years on /fit/. Legit just one guy posting this everyday

Kill yourself my man

>>37658746
Excuse me? How is a genuine question regarding human physiology a meme?
Why would I post this every day? I'm a regular on /po/, but this is the first thread I've ever made on this board.

>>37658713
Who is this guy? I think I've seen him before.

Can I reach this stage of development natty?

No it just shows you are a lazy asshole who will blame his problems on literally anything else

>>37658543
genes can provide advantages and disadvantages to fitness but it's unlikely that you'll get completely fucked over

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>>37658543
yeah it's a perfect excuse brah keep at it.

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>>37658388
Honestly fampai I haven't lost any strength so far and I've cut 30 pounds..it's the opposite I got stronger in ever lift

By not suffering from autism

>>37658388
years lol

>>37658313
I can't think of any reason why you shouldn't join a gym. Tell him to give you one legitimate reason why you shouldn't

Goo to the gym, skip the fitness class (assuming it's Zumba or some shit), lift heavy things repeatedly. If the fitness class is "how to use the gym" and you're never been to the gym, then it might be worth your time.

>>37658346
He says its a waste of money and that I can do just fine with what I have. I really dont make a lot of money but the place I was going to join is no contract.

He also acts like I'm not dedicated enough to stick to it.

>>37658361

The fitness class basically puts everyone on the same routine but they adjust reps and weights depending on your needs and ability.

blow him

Crash your natty test really hard by taking a SARM like LGD for a few weeks, train really hard the day before and don't sleep that night. Maybe drink a bit and be hungover.

>Schedule a hormone test
>Plan to show up to the test sleep-deprived and hungover after as long of a drinking bender as you can manage
>Be sure doc knows you totally don't drink at all and get great sleep every night
>Get test results back with shockingly low test
>Straight up ask for test
>If doc says no, take test results and shop around for a doc who will say yes

>Can't even throw a punch
>Implying I won't burn down his house out of anger of getting my ass kicked in front of my waifu body pillow

>getting in fights

>>37658223
fighting is retarded and can get you seriously hurt or give you a criminal record which will fuck up your career prospects. 99% of the time you can de-escalate these situations with some social awareness.

Lifting is good for health, so you should do it even if you don't plan to go around punching people and acting like a nigger.

That said, I do practice my punch, so fuck you.

no, the people that trash it are just the know nothing noobs that gave up on it after 1-4 months and switched to that super secret program that muscle and fitness told them this one ifbb pro used to get super jacked and tan

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>>37658235
thanks senpai.
I'm gonna start lifting again once I lose this last 35 pounds of fat.

It's not a meme however I'd do less squatting that it advices

Why wouldnt you bulk? You weigh as much as a 1plate barbell. Any real man could rough you up like the little twink bottom you are.

>>37658077
Lean bulk through the rest of the summer then up it to real bulk in fall, you're lean enough, any more cutting you'll turn to dust

>>37658077
Don't cut at 138 pounds you'll dissappear.

>>37657945
Fuck off shill

>he's a shill for big foam noodle
Oy vey buy the giant pool noodle, goy, it's the secret to health!

>>37657945
Yeah I agree OP I had a serious knot on my back that made it painful to lift up my arm up over my head, and rolling around on one of these things got rid of it in like two days. 10/10

>>37657959
whatever you say hunchback

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literally BTFO

>>37657922
cuck as fuck

>>37657922
Jesus fucking Christ, this is sad as shit.

also;
>this man has used tren and still looks like this

A big reason for me having these social problems in the first place is that my parents are terrible people, they always hated me and are drug addicts and animal and child abusers. The only thing they love in this world is money, they'll swindle anyone to get it.

Also I was told after being here that my parents are somehow making money by me being here and having signed power of attorney over to them. Now it all makes sense.

>>37657789
do pushups,dips,bodyweight squats and planks.
you can actually even get muscle gains if you somehow improve your food.can you talk to someone in the administration and request whey powder or some other form of protein?

You should be fine as long as your weekly deficit isnt over. You might see a bit of weight gain but it should go away after a few days (water weight and shit) just dont buy nutella anymore.

>>37657823
yeah i should put nutella on my banned list

>>37657777
What a waste of lucky 7s.

Yeah, youre going to absorb that. Although it wont immediately become fat, its fucked blood sugar and your body is gonna be shitty at digesting stuff for the next couple days. Hit the treadmill and eat better tomorrow, m8