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>>38551420
Claim you're a MtM trans.

When I was four I used to tuck my penis between my thighs and pretend to be a girl because kids are fucking dumb and don't know any better. That kid's retarded parents are everything that is wrong with the world today.

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Mfw got laid the day before today.

>One year
>O n e
Try 7 Anon
I mean I tried but I couldn't get into it

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>>38551172
Try 23 years

haven't seen you in a while broseph, looking beefy!! I'm going to bed goodnight xoxo

>>38550182

Night night XXXXXXX

who are you voting for

That looks extremely unstable and dangerous

>>38548593
I do all my bench work with spotter arms

I'd love to see some heavy bench press reps with them to see if they work

>>38548549
if you bench/setup correctly you shouldn't get any shoulder pain, unless your shoulders are actually injured

>RETRACT THE FUCKIN' SCAPULA

fat girls are a diamond dozen, don't jerk yourself off too hard bud

>>38548025
I feel you
>get fit
>girls start talking to me
>totally sperg out
>they leave and hate me even more than a fat creep talked to them

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>start lifting 3 months ago, then novice gains going great
>see qt 6/10 in there whenever I go, place is very calm
>she does squats and some dumbell meme stuff
>start making eye contact with each other every time we pass
>darts her eyes to the floor and looks down
>she starts using the squat rack next to mine consistently whenever I do
>tries OHP when I do, she never did it before
>copies my rows but doesn't know wtf she's doing
>she loads up lmao1pl8 diddly and gets scared of it
>this goes on for a few weeks
>fast forward to this week
>students are back, gym is a zoo
>make way to front of the ocean of people waiting for a squat rack
>see qt
>some grill asks her 'where does the line start?'
>she points at me and goes 'he was here before all of us' (lol)
>turn and make small talk with her
>she asks about what lifts I do
>very little spaghetti and autism, much better than last time
>two racks open up next to each other, we beat the crowd
>she sits on the outside of her rack on the safety pins and watches me squat lmao240lbs
>finishes before I do, waves bye to me cuz I got my earbuds in
haven't seen her since tuesday, have to go 2 hours later now because the crowds are just so insane

when things get better I'm gonna add talk to qt x 5 as an accessory lift, it was kind of fun

because it takes zero effort and makes them '''feeeeel''' like they accomplished something

Great recipe for water intoxication.

I drink a gallon of a water day without even thinking about it.

sometimes I make a break during my 8 hour arm workout, get out of the gym for like a couple hours, come back and pretend I was training for full 8 hours

Some times i take an extra scoop of C4 and pretend i'm rolling

Rich is pretty tragic figure desu. I want to write a lighthearted play about him. It could be about a man so disillusioned with humanity that he wants to set himself apart to the extent that he doesn't feel human anymore. It would take you through his days and it could be like each pound of muscle grown is like another experience.

And then it would chronicle his downfall, his relationship with Sara, and his inability to keep up with body anymore. And we still need to find out how it ends

>>38538273
Taller by like 3 inches I think. I'm 6'3 and hes 6'

>you're

>>38538273
taller

>>38553242
>'ruins all progress'

Alcohol is just calories you fucking potato, any claims of gains goblinism is just /fit/ losers claiming superiority

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>>38553242


I wish I could stop mang :(

>>38553279
>alcohol doesn't affect hormonal balance
did you not finish middle school or are you just this much in denial?

>>38551319
sorry let me correct my self,
>3 months later i have ED and no libido and dpression

it's
>3 months later i STILL have ED and no libido and depression.

Completely made up in your own mind. You read that there were sides of ed from shit like this, like 1.2% of people get it, and there's actually no evidence to suggest it isn't psycho somatic, such as studies being done where they gave people fake hair treatment and claimed they got ed from it.

You're doing it to yourself.

>>38551319
You fell for the rogaine meme.

Consult a doctor brahski, I hope you gonna make it we all gonna make it.

>>38550937
What did Gibbs do? Get popped? Decided to finally be open about his use? Competed in another fed?

How does /plg/ feel about trap-bar deadlifts?
they look really fun but i wanna know how you all feel about them in terms of contribution/carry over to deadlift and squat

>>38550976
He came 2nd

>>38551018
It's a good variation that has great carry over to deadlift/squat

>6'1"
>280 lbs
>skinny fat

nah, you're just regular fat

>>38550780
I'm pretty skinny, man. People are always calling me lanky which is why I want to bulk into Mike ''king of /fit/' Patton mode

squats & oats

possibly the worst video i have ever watched

>>38549753
lol'd at 5:10

cringiest part is how the blue guy thinks he's impressive

No leg exercises
No cardio
No barbells

>>38549354
It's a good thing they don't let morons run a gym

>>38549326
1. No girls (they just distract and fuck up your routine)
2. No non whites (obv reasons)
3. No manlets (5'11" Minimum)

Learn roll of shame
Don't put clips on the bar

No clip on bar.... Done

Floor press