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>>38560775
i had some condition called frenulum breve.

which ended up in surgery. it made me 3 months having to stay away from masturbating and getting an errection. otherwise the stitches would tear.

long story short. after 3 months and stitches gone i felt like a 14 year old boy again. seeing a simple tit made me almost explode.


i doubt i would have made it that far without the stitches.

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forgot to include polls

http://www.strawpoll.me/11142117

http://www.strawpoll.me/11142143

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>>38560869

i'm curious. that's about 90 days which is standard reboot time. i'm assuming you didn't watch porn during that time. did you notice any of the reported benefits of masturbation or porn abstinence?

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Reporting in.

Otago uni.

This question goes to everyone. What's up with all the Asians wearing every gym accessories under the sun.

I'm talking about gloves, belts, knee sleeves.

>>38560163
german uni in hessen here, somebody close?

Whore: Check
Dumb: Check
Ugly: Check

I'm being sincere.

>>38558606
7/10 made me reply
We gonna need a timestamp on this

>>38558606
marry me

Weightlifting.

>>38554095
>Being a natty

>eating a lot

Literally no one did this in high school. People didn't buy pills/protein power/preworkout unless you were one of the rich kids. My first year I gained 36lbs. After that I just eat like a normie and dont shit twice a day and still making gains

Calling upon marathon guy from yesterday's /run/ thread, or someone who combines long distance running with lifting.
How many times per week do you guys lift? I'm trying to get into half marathons, but I'm having some difficulty fitting lifting in.

>>38551427
I was jogging in the mountains last weekend and took a new path with a bit more of an incline then I could handle and almost fell off the side of the mountain. Luckily a barbed wire post caught me. Good times

I just read that cardio can damage your heart wtf guys :( http://breakingmuscle.com/endurance-sports/endurance-training-is-bad-for-your-heart how legit is this?

>>38548387
I'm afraid of being caught

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Oh boy it's this thread again.

>mfw roid shilling

>>38548387
Pricey
No way of guaranteeing purity
No way of monitoring health during cycles by a professional
You're pussying out on just dieting and lifting
Unhealthy
Looks scary after a certain point

Redpill me on squatting with long femurs Dr. Autismo

>>38547848

Ankle mobility you fucking meme.

>>38547848
squatting with long femurs is just different. you are going to be more bent over and have much more work to put in with the lower back and its connection into the glutes. Make sure that you keep you internal hip rotator's nice and loose with some foam rolling and lacrosse ball rollouts, so that you can get a nice wide stance.

get leaner
train forearms directly

>>38558820
did you forget leg day every week the last few years

you forgot to squat and do abs. Your chest and arms are great though!

Thanks

Went on a 7 hour walk with quad doms

I need a wheel chair right now

>>38556064
LEG DAY GOT YOU LIKE...

XDDDD

>>38555691
Just grow the fuck up and shower. Nobody is interested in your dick and most will stare down the floor just like you will do.

>>38555691
my gym doesn't even have showers Tbh

>>38555691
don't be autistic

>>38554620
yeah i know dem feels mate, keep pushing

No faggot

>>38554620
Yes but on top of that I'm 5'7
Women, try to talk to me but i sperg out, my tongue suddenly feels heavy and i sound like a retard
Help

>>38545811
you forgot to say that it was a joke post bro

just like I do every time I start talking about sending mail bombs to prominent politicians and educational institutions (TOTAL JOKE OK, NOT SERIOUS POST)

>>38545776
Dude its online dating.quit that shit and meet ppl irl
girls like that get over 50+matches a day
if you open up with the most generic shit shes just gonna ignore you

make a fake female account and see what they have to deal with

do you realize that female privilege only exists because males give it to them right?

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>>38545811

God does not play dice with push-ups.

>>38540279
wow his legs look like a cows but with incredibly short lower legs

L

Jesus you posted this question and then repped crossfit? Hahahahhaahhaa LOL!

Not an athlete myself but thankful for a handful of friends who were former college athlete and got back into lifting after they quit their sports. Their knowledge of workouts, nutrition, and bodies still impressed me. They're the weird guys doing box jumps or overhead squats yadda yadda. Look like idiots in the gym but in better "shape" than the vast majority

>>38554021
College football QB

>>38554021
I play div1 tennis and professional events on break

Sounds to me like u did good with the cashier girl though

Maybe go back there in a few days huh

>only girl who acted even close to friendly was literally paid to do it

Probably not friendo.

>>38552008
You gotta keep at it, not everyone is looking for someone to talk to.