Tell me /fit/, which pill would you take?
>>38525977
Yellow pill for sure.
Hard to decide between green and purple pill, but i'd go green.
pinkbetas can fuck off
>>38525977
Green or orange. If I can control my bodyfat it's fucking easy to gain muscle and orange would make me able to become the most handsome guy in the world.
Why is it that almost nobody does chinups/pullups at the gym?
It's a really important exercise yet, only 15% of people seem to do it seriously.
I can do at home.
Not to mention rows are better.
>lose fat
>pull-up skyrockets despite getting objectively weaker
>gain muscle mass
>pull-up drops despite getting objectively stronger
fuck bw exercises
>>38518455
Because the normal gym goer can't pull himself up.
Pullups are hard to do.
>>38518473
i dont understand
>driving with your beautiful wife
>wife honks at punks blocking the road
>kid yells "fuck you bitch"
Could /fit/ take them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI8d6wOgzbg
>>38534461
I wouldnt waste my time yelling at kids who arent on my property.
>>38534461
>letting your wife drive
>not running them over for jaywalking
>>38534461
You are asking me
Would I get out of the car and confront someone
When my wife is behind the fucking wheel???????
My wife has the balls in that relationships, she can throw down with those niggas on the street
Redpill me on cold showers
They're cold
fuck cold showers and fuck whoever posts in this thread endorsing that horseshit
eat a dick you red pilled fucks
>>38531715
It'll make your skin less dry than a hot shower.
/fit/, what is the best compliment you've ever received?
Once, when I was at a concert/festival type thing with some friends, I was talking to a female friend and she said "I could see myself marrying someone like you anon"
She might not really have meant it to mean alot but god damn that felt good.
>>38521055
bump4interest
>>38521055
Fucking friendzoned, kek
>>38521459
>friendzoned
I mean if its a mutual friendzone then what's the problem?
>tfw 3 weeks into college and already have a gf
>tfw she wants me to teach how her to lift
why didn't /fit/ tell me it was this easy
Fuck tinder
>>38531983
Wow neat
aint she ugly?
post pics
>having a gf in college
have fun bein locked down
If there are no downsides to taking steroids and they make muscle grow by itself, can I not work out and just take steroids instead?
Taking steroids and not lifting is an even bigger waste of money than taking steroids and lifting.
But if you must waste your money to validate yourself to others, then you should lift while you juice to make even more gains.
>>38530990
Steroids DO NOT make muscle grow by itself. If you actually believe that you don't understand what steroids actually are. What they do is amplify the results you get from lifting, I.e. they make muscle grow faster and it increases the limit on how much muscle you can put on before your body decides to stop, which is something affected by testosterone, which steroids emulate.
If you just take steroids by themselves it would be like having a lot more testosterone than you're used to, which means you'd be more emotional and aggressive. You may also risk impotence and baldness, which are side effects that come with steroid use regardless of whether or not you lift.
TL;DR Steroids only help you build muscle if you lift, and they do have risks. If you think otherwise you're either tremendously retarded or baiting.
>>38530990
As long as you don't mind just having a super buff right arm
Lets be honest, we all masturbate so why not do it in the most convenient, comfortable and most realistic way possible by using toys. I'm tired of fapping with my hand/blanket that gives me dry skin and frankly doesn't feel anywhere near the same a a real vagina. Plus it is a better way to rehabilitate from PMO with a more realistic option. Does anyone use a fleshlight? Are they worth the money?
>>38522845
This belongs on some other board, pal. Maybe /b/
>>38522856
It's fitness related.
>>38522845
I've had two at separate occasions. First one was a basic one and was awesome, second was some special one and he rubber rubbed against the skin wrong and hurt pretty bad.
Pretty neat buy desu. Occasionally they're fun but cleanup and everything sucks so you start to use it less and less. Plus I always had in the back of my mind if I suddenly die how odd it's gonna be if my parents are cleaning out my apartment and find a fucking used vagina sleeve.
Do it.
>>38531576
Xnd for sheiko is a meme program
3rd for "Deadlift is too taxing to train frequently" is the worst meme
>>38531626
but it is
>wow anon, is it true you can bench two plates? so why you dont have abs ahah
itt share tips to improve bench
1>5>3>2>4
>>38529500
they're all fugly
>>38529487
>>38529487
ask to a beefy spotter to help you and then let him place his bulge in your face while you are benching, his scent will improve your test and lifts by 1000%
Me vs Zyzz. Still need to bring out more lower abs (gotta push my bodyfat 1-2% lower). Everything achieved natural, u mad. What do you guys think?
How long have you been lifting?
your leaner than him, but hes more well developed than you so he looks leaner even though he has more fat if that makes any sense
Not comparable at all, you look a solid 40 lb lighter, it's kinda weird tho, you don't really look very lean but are vascular.
Post stuff that motivates you brothers.
Quotes, screenshots, photos or whatever.
So got my first mire today boys.
>walk into apartment office to get mail
>qt receptionist is working
>qt: "hey anon how are you?"
>"good, just grabbing my mail."
>qt: "oh I have a quick question. Do you work out?"
She then immediately rolls her eyes and smiles and says
>qt "I mean. Of course you work out. I mean where do you work out?"
>"the golds down the street"
>qt "oh cool! Maybe Ill get a membership now. Haha I mean how much is membership?"
GAve her the info and then said our goodbyes. Didn't even register to me that I should have invited her to workout. Should I go back in or wait for the opportunity to come again??
>pic related. She looks like
Pls respond
good shit, anon.
Ask her in about 5-7 what shes doing and if she's got a membership. If not ask her if she wants to do one of those free gym test, if that gym offers it, and tell her that you could show her everything if she wants to etc.
If she registered just ask her to work out some time lol
A girl on snapchat who asked me to send them a pic of my dick told me that I have a "little pecker" but my dick wasnt hard at all it was soft and it is pretty small when soft. But I am feeling self conscious now. It was a black girl named kevi. How do i get over this lads?
Also, post deadlift PR's
hello dicklet, the best advice is learn to deal with small penis. the alternative would be you transform into a girl.
why would you send a pic of your soft dick
just watch pornb and make it hard
>>38527420
stop caring. you cant change it. get over it. its no fault of yours.
>tfw OWG keeps getting bumped
>>38513121
Does anyone have a copy of the recent sticky?
>>38513130
theres not even one anymore in the archive. god, what a summerhole.
>>38513121
nothing to really discuss about. and plenty of posters preferred to talk about things other than weightlifting.