>Be at Planet Fitness
>Set off the lunk alarm dead lifting
>Fuck boy employee comes over
>"I'm going to have to ask you to leave now"
What do you do anons?
explain to him that lunks have rights too
i leave you dumb fuck. what the fuck else am i gonna do? cry like a baby? fight him and go to jail?
grow up kiddo.
>judging someone in a judgment free zone
newcomer to weightlifting and general fitness. i just bought myself an inclined Ab bench and was wondering what sort of weight is appropriate to use for crunches?
fyi i am a skeleton, with a bit of flesh here and there.
I don't know man, how strong are you?
>>38606794
All of it
>>38606847
mega weak in my arms. but arms don't really play a part in crunches though do they?
im a novice when it comes to working the core/ab area
>OHP
>>38606787
fuck OHP. Push press is way more fun
>if I pass this set I have add another 10lbs
>>38606787
>>38606808
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Does exercise help get rid of a hangover?
Maybe, assuming you take in enough water and salts.
If you don't do that, you might just feel worse.
>>38606776
Why would you need water AND salts? Isn't beer full of sodium?
>>38606776
This
Take in some salt and drink lots of water and sweat that hangover out
Would it be possible to gain muscle by eating below maintenance if you still consume enough protein?
>>38606731
No.
Only if on gear or a newbie
Unlikely
Why are most girls in their early 20's overweight? Honestly, what the fuck is going on here? It's legitimately hard to find a decently attractive girl. Meeting hot girls is supposed to be one of the best parts of going to university.
Let me guess, you're in the USA?
Are you American?
How much of a retard are you OP? People at uni typically get into the worst shape of their life.
>arm day
>blonde qt at gym:>"Hey anon what're you listening to?"
>accidentally disconnect bluetooth trying to switch music
>"UND DAS HEIST
>ERIKA"
>blonde qt:"Sounds nice,hey do you mind partnering up today?i've started a new routine and I know you go hard"
Everything went better than expected
14/88 brother
>>38606542
I'm not actually "white" t.b.h
Well at least by internet standards
Mex with german/spanish great grampas
Dat grill gon get CHORIZO'd
>>38606475
good shit op
Im curious how others would of handled this situation.
At gym doing weighted pull-ups and guy working out next to me doing cable shit gets under the pullup bars and tells me to go lift in the machine area like wut? I tell him Im here and hes there and hes like are you sure about that and Im like yeah. He goes what are you going to do about it? More to the story just curious how you would handle a welterweight 6ft tall pretty boy at the gym at 1am? Keep in mind hes in your way so you can't just ignore him and do your workout which is what I would of done if it was possible.
you got btfo
>>38606438
Tell the full story first.
>>38606457
Try to be objective with him about Im here your there he says what you gonna do about it so I say lets take it outside. He says ok but doesn't go anywhere so I know hes a fraud tough guy where as me first time I did time was for hitting a cop; we're two different people. I look like a maniac who has been locked up a lot which is accurate. I then call him a pretty little bitch! Next thing you know Im snarling at him like Im gonna eat his face and he then acts all innocent I think cause thats when the employee showed up. Little bitch then says Im gonna call the cops and I say good lets call the cops! Employee says in these situations someone has to leave and I will murder this bitch before he punks me and makes me not have a place to lift. He eventually says he'll leave but he wants to file a complaint. I say I do too and try to walk with them; he then says he doesn't feel safe, employee asks me to stay. He then says I won't be bullied and I say you started it!
What am I suppose to do? Attack him then get banned from the 24 hour gym I need and go to jail for some pussy trying to pick on me?
Who NEET here and making good gains?
>>38606297
There's a place on the corner of Cherry Street
We would walk on the beach in our bare feet
We were both 18 and it felt so right
Sleeping all day, staying up all night
Staying up all night
A neet life us a life wasted my friend. I'm 26 years old and I pissed my youth away on neetdom (I went to college but was a shut-in who barely attended classes and never talked to anyone). Now I'm back in the real world but I can tell that I never grew up and am an overgrown child compared to peers my age because I never experienced life.
>>38606297
Who TMTOHSHTMSTOF here?
Can we get the best of /fit/ green texts?
>>38606197
Kek'd
kek'd hard
actually a good thing though. what the fiber does is slowly scrape through your bowels. if theres a bunch of crusty rotted shit stuck to your intestines, the fiber gets blocked and as you eat more food and more pressure builds up it eventually dislodges all that shit
average obese lardass has upwards of 10 lbs of shit stuck to his intestines.
Everyone knows that macronutrients are carbs fats and protein. Can you tell me why Sugar isn't tho? It has calories per gram like the other 3 and it's needed to live. So why isn't it in the same category?
You retard, sugar is classified as a carb.
>>38606192
Fuck. I did like 30 seconds of research before asking. I guess I needed 45. Thanks anon
>>38606173
good meme
MFW morons think they need to do squats and other leg workouts.
>>38606151
no one has to do anything in life except die.
I however, enjoy having muscular quads and hamstrings
>>38606151
>Muscular upper and lower body > Muscular upper body > Muscular nothing
Better to have everything than to be a "he skipped leg day" meme.
>>38606151
How else will I squat 400lbs retard?
How can I reprogram myself so I don't get worried and overthink thinks that already happened and just getting sad in general. I really try to stay happy and use the solving technique in my brain but they still come up and its killing me, might even become insane because of it.
I go to the gym. Since I've begun two months ago a lot of my mental anguish I've had for years has disappeared. Basically I've been putting all that wasted energy of worry and regret into gains, and I've become a better, healthier person because of it. It won't cure you of depression necessarily, but it'll put you on the right track.
If you're already doing that, I don't know.
>>38606087
Accept your vulnerability, thats the first step to achieving confidence.
>>38606107
The things is for some reason I'm really lazy (probaby low test from all the worrying) and after 1-2 weeks of workouts I just can't continue.
>>38606144
I did and even more.
Face it losers, No amount of training can change your FACE FRAME DICK
>>38606065
>implying anyone thinks it can
>>38606065
i want a mad scientist to cut her head off and replace it with mine so im trapped on her body
>>38606065
Must have sauce
Has anyone here tried a diy soylent for getting fit? I like the idea of shouldn't but the commercial stuff has what I'd consider a pretty awful macro balance (here is the commercial one https://www.soylent.com/product/drink/). I was thinking about trying a DIY recipe with upped protein to keep muscles healthy whilst I cut weight. Any thoughts? Concerns?
Here is the recipe list: https://diy.soylent.com/recipes
Which should I go for? I'm gonna try this for a week or two just to see what happens so if it goes terribly it's a two week experiment that shouldn't fuck up my life too bad.
I used it when I had a food budget of 125/mo
I used it for breakfast and lunch, dinner was an actual meal.
I recommend getting hemp protein powder to mix in with it, and to also make your own "cliff bar" style bars at home. Google how to do it, cheap and easy. I say this because, drinking foods is stressful on the stomach, you need to have something solid down with it.
Also, my strength and size gains were worse compared to when I had 3-5 hearty meals. Soylent can never replace it.
>>38607398
What was your caloric intake? what recipe did you use? I'm looking for as much info as possible right now.
>>38606055
Any "recipe" will have serious imbalances. Shit, even the original Soylent has serious imbalances. Also a shitton of soy that doesn't belong in your body.
Just eat food goddamit.