Fuck me.
>>9395831
"Oh, my dainty ladylike eurotrash mouth can't eat this burger! Watch me make a show of not knowing how to properly eat a fat burger, even though I'm supposed to be an expert!"
>>9395841
found the american
>>9395841
He played it up a bit but really I've never seen anywhere sell such a fat burger
Pineapple on pizza
>>9395807
it's for plebs
>>9395807
I don't give a fuck, if you don't like pineapple on pizza you're a fucking idiot. Pepperoni withe onion and pineapple is great and so is bacon jalapeno and pineapple. If you don't understand the idea of savory/salty and sweet then you should off yourself
>>9396362
Only someone who knows their taste is garbage would be this defensive.
What are /ck/'s thoughts on Mark Wiens?
His face is annoying but I'm jelly of his lifestyle.
>>9395752
Fucking who? If he's as much a faggot as you then I don't care much for the man.
Good job prefacing your thread. Idiot.
>>9395778
if you dont know who he is then this obviously isnt the thread for you bud.
Nobody in my neighborhood has ever done anything cool for Halloween so last year I scared kids and handed out candy. This will be my last Halloween here since I graduate in the spring so I want to give out some Good Shit to the kids who brave our yard.
What's the best Halloween candy you've ever gotten? What stood out to you? Should I just throw full-size candy bars at these kids? What's better, quantity or quality?
>>9395670
honestly dont remember that far back. i like fruity gummy candy tbqh desu and reeses
I always liked having a large variety of candies, so the small sizes were better in my mind. Reese's were my favorite though.
>>9395670
I don't know why you wouldn't give mustard and mayonnaise packets.
Kids these days are too sheltered and they're probably never even played a sport that doesn't hand out participation trophies.
Besides slicing bread, what in the purpose of larger serrated knives?
I inherited a set of knives a couple years ago, and there are few serrated ones. However, I haven't come across any task that the chef's or paring knives couldn't easily handle.
What's the point?
They work well for slicing cheese
>>9395511
Normies use them a lot because they slice better than their blunt as fuck knives. Try slicing a tomato with a blunt knife vs a serrated knife. Of course, just having a sharp knife is the best, but they don't know how to maintain their knives.
>>9395511
Carving portions of pot roast for a catering event
>roaches fell from a ceiling light onto the grill and someone put burgers on top of it and cooked them
>everyone there is on meth addict and have open sores that touch your food
>they use cleaning agents on the floors/tables then wipe the grills down with the same rags
>the grease literally gets into your eyes nose and now i have a sinus infection
>burgers come off the grill still half raw "they finish cooking in the warmers" even though someone complained about a raw burger
>no one speaks a lick of fucking english
>burned the fuck out of myself and the spic manager shit talked me in spanish
7.75 an hour is not worth the fucking health issues
>>9395191
It doesn't get much better for minimum wage my man
>>9395191
I had a similar experience and no longer eat out and I became a farmer. Redpilled as fuck now. A bit disenchanted too.
>>9395200
would rather work a cash register at walmart at least i'm not cooking roach burgers and getting yelled at in spanish
>wake up
>put water in pot
>turn on stove and put pot on burner
>walk away
>forget
>come back to a dry, hot, pot
>>9393567
Set a timer?
>>9393567
Are you boiling water for eggs?
>>9393577
for coffee
Food scientists created a new Chocolate color without any artificial coloring.
>>9392969
>again
>>9392971
It's the first time in 80 years tho.
>>9392975
Why don't these """"scientists"""" create something useful, like a donut that burns calories?
>>9392044
Boxers or briefs?
Thats a weird looking hotdog.
>>9392049
Briefs
Rate my chocolate mousse tart.
Post desserts.
Discuss desserts.
>>9390026
looks like shit tbqh
>>9390032
Very tasty though.
What fictional food and beverages would you like to try?
>>9389475
Hermione's cunt
>>9389475
The Chili and Seabass from Jurassic Park. For the longest time I thought it was a real dish but I can't find any recipes for it.
>>9389487
Beat me to it, damn
So how does your girlfriend feel about your love of cooking?
Does she think it's sexy, or is she offended that you're moving in on her territory?
>>9385343
>my girlfriend
>my
>girlfriend
She likes it. We take turns cooking.
>girlfriend
h-heh, yeah, she's okay with it, h-heh
/kitchen mischief/
me? i pour grease down the drain.
>>9380419
Did you really think this was enough content for its own thread?
I put ketchup on hot dogs
Foods that you think are overrated?
>>9377504
wine
hamburgers
Mexican Fod
Found an awesome source of gorefood, i need to share this with you guys!
>>M&Ms pizza.
Sushi soup
This
Egg soup