Deep Fryer

>>9405168
Deep fried testicles.

>>9405168
An ice cube.

Mozarella sicks, tator tots

A mars bar & pizza for authentic Scottish cuisine.

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Totinos

>>9405168
battered onion rings, not breaded

>>9405168
Wings. Dont even need to batter them. Just have a sauce to spin them in.

Cheese curds, your own fries, or make your own corn dogs

Candy bars or oreos. Have to make a batter but oh well.

grapefruits

deep fried popsicles are the best

>>9405168
Deep fry thinly cut shallots and put it on a burger with a spicy sauce. Add roasted peppers for flavortown

>>9405168
BUTTER

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Blocks of mozzarella. Maybe those breadsticks from Olive Garden. Definitely ice cream.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu1rPqtzHl0

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>>9405168
Double deep fried butter

>>9405168
A cup of ice

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>>9405168
Cheese

>>9405364
I suggest the same. I am making wings later for the UGA vs ND game. Fry the wings at two temperatures. 300F for about 4-5 minutes. Then boost the temp to 375 to crisp for 2-3 minutes. For the sauce, melt 1/4 cup margarine and saute some a couple Tbls of diced onion or shallot with a diced jalepeno (leave in the seeds for a hotter sauce). Add about half a cup or more Franks Red Hot sauce until it is the consistency you like. Put wings in bowl and pour over the sauce. Toss to combine.

>>9405168
>cheat days
>buying a deep fryer
literally never ever going to fucking make it

>>9405833
this

>>9405168
>not immediately chopping up veggies and butterflying shrimp to make some dank ass tempura

Sort yourself out, faggot.