What dessert should I make to make a guy fall in love with me?

Dessert does not make men fall in love with women

>>9405258
Tender caring, intelligent discussion, and being willing to go out of your way to do things to help him the same way he does for you

>>9405265
Have you tried?

>>9405258
Make a creampie together.

Pussy

>>9405258
Guy here, if a woman isn't attractive then no amount of confections will make me attracted to her. At best I will respect her as a competent confectioner, but nothing more. Rather than trying to reach his heart through roundabout means, you should just touch his penis.

Dessert is not where a man's heat lies. It's just a nice bonus.

>>9405272
/thread

Chimicherrychangas

>>9405271
I have never fallen in love with a woman after she made me dessert, no.

>>9405265

>implying OP is a femanon.

>>9405305
How new are you?

>>9405305
He should still just try to touch his penis.

>>9405258

Love doesnt exist.

You can have devotion.

If you want my devotion become a resource, obviously of cooking but also of sex.

Dress like a women not a girl, act subservient but not outright slutty. Prepare to surrender all holes and get to be ok with anal.

>>9405310
Implying >implying Im new

JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION

/ck/ is a woman-free board

Whatever you make, put viagra in it.
Be the only woman in the house.
Serve him some drinks before too, so he'll suspect the alcohol and not the food.
Turn heat up and take off two buttons on your shirt saying it's hot.

Lay back and enjoy.

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>>9405258
just say this

Apple and rhubarb crumble

You don't need to feed him; let him feed you.

By that I mean suck his dick, it'll work much better than any dessert.

>>9405435
the idea of swallowing is sickening

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>>9405272
Called it. Hadn't even opened the thread yet and called it.

Honestly something chocolate, I know there's some psychology thing behind chocolate but the point is is that it makes you feel happy in a way.
If you're trying to impress him with your cooking you HAVE to go more for aesthetic than taste. Of course it has to taste good or else it's worthless, but no matter what somebody will always think that food is better if it looks better.

>>9405513
we know. that's why we like you to do it. bonus points if you puke all over the place and then start to cry.

>>9405258
be my girlfriend (male). No need for desserts

>>9405258
Haha, fag.

>>9405258
Cream pie?

>>9405965
dammit, already taken.

are these threads really on every board now?
man, i thought /ck/ of all places wouldn't be tainted with this cancer

Yeah damn these cupcakes flooding every board go back to /pol/

>>9405258
Have you tried fudge?

>>9405258
My mom's peach pie did the trick for my dad. My God I just realized how fucked up that sounds I've never written it up b4.

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Just chuck pic related in the microwave for two minutes : )

Make him pie