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I creampied my cross-dressing brothers asshole again and I feel so bad and at war with myself, I thought he was just inviting me over to play uno but this always ends up happening and it would ruin the whole family if the truth got out.

>>9252897
That's hot famalam

>>9251966
It's already 3rd August here.

I prepared a nice bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and topped it off with some refreshing cold milk

>>9251921
They both suck and tapatio is better. Cholula is just tomato water.

>>9251931
anon there isn't even any tomato in cholula

>>9251945
Then how they managed that flavor profile is amazing.

>>9251847
doggy puffs, uma dericia

>>9251847
Op that shit looks like a delight where abouts are you located? And any other anons knowledgable about this cuisine could you point me in the right direction of trying it. Looks awesome op

>>9251847
It's a niu rou bing, aka beef pancake. It's a streetfood in china. Each region will have some form of it, maybe with a different name. I don't know which region the ones in your pic is from. The ones in northeastern china are also flaky and I know they make it by brushing on a roux.

>what to add to a chili to add flavour when it's already spicy
Garlic, cumin, cinnamon, coriander

Bring any meat to room temperature before cooking. Instant results

For half assed meals that dont need to be perfect, chicken is a lot easier to cut into small pieces while its still frozen.

Job applications

>Chicken breast + Frank's Red Hot
>Small tomatoes + bacon bits + basil

Hot dogs, onion and bacon bits.

>>9251446
SJW alert

>>9251446
Because it's very stressful, high pressure, fast paced work that females typically can not handle while staying calm

>>9251446

I've worked in restaurants for years. Angry yelling male chefs are easier to deal with than bitchy female chefs.

>>9251322
Satisfied, sure.
Thats a pretty subjective thing though.

The food should be of acceptable to excellent quality no matter where you go.

High end places are something I view like concert tickets, its more for the experience vs. a lasting effect.

>>9251322
I'm a trim guy who used to be a fatass. Now that I'm trim I realize my portion size is about 60% of what I used to consider a normal portion size. So, my hungry friend I'd advise this: look at who the patrons are. Are the trim or are they fatties. If big portions are a priority for you choose a restaurant full of fatties. Just don't complain when a place full of trim people serves more reasonable portion sizes. Those places aren't for you.

I'm not a huge fan of eating out, but portions are usually huge in US. Still you can mention to the waitress "it was very delicious, but it could be bigger"
I am assuming you are a regular sized person, not a 400lbs obese

Isn't the whole point of pickling food to make it last for years

>>9251108
Itll last a long fucking time. If it does somehow go bad it will prolly smell funny.

Keep them submerged and don't cross contaminate the brine. You'll finish them before they go bad

>>9250979
If you have microwaves in England, use that instead. The radiation only works on organic matter, so it will pass through the can without burning it.

>>9250979

>oven

>>9250979
Why not look up a recipe that has instructions? Throw some cooked beans into a casserole dish with some molasses and spices then cook for a bazillion hours

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>>9250817

>>9250817
Is that cream cheese and bacon in the same meal? That's a little over the top.

>>9250817
>two types of bread

why?

>>9250619
Are you hating on old potatoes? Anyway I'd butterfly it and roast it in the oven at 350 for about 20-25 minutes in a pyrex.

>>9250619
Poach chicken is best chicken

op here, I've made this meal a few times, first time i just did some salt pepper olive oil and wrapped in foil
second time i did above + pesto.
i tried making hunters chicken too that was dope
just looking for more ideas.

Excuse me being a noob, family recently went rip so now i live with my dad and if it was left to him id be eating fucking kebab every night.

Hey OP, here's an easy recipe for lemongrass chicken if your looking for something different.

2 chicken breasts, cube to bite sized pieces
1/2 red onion, finely sliced
2 stalks lemongrass, the inner bulbs finely minced.
1-2 cloves of minced garlic
2 scallions, chopped
Shaoxing rice wine
Sauce: 2 tbsp fish sauce + 2 tbsp water + nice pinch of sugar

Sear the shit out of the chicken. You just need to brown the outsides as the chicken will stay in the wok and cook through, through the recipe. Reduce heat a little and add in onions, cook until translucent. Add lemongrass, and garlic, fry for like 30 seconds to not burn. Deglaze with shaoxing, reduce to medium heat, and add sauce + scallions. Cook until chicken is cooked through and sauce is more cohesive. Serve over write rice.

I've sometimes been unable to find lemongrass in the grocery store, and this recipe more or less works with a big knob of minced ginger. But it kind of defeats the purpose of "lemongrass chicken".

>>9250515
nice crust
how'd you do it?

>brown your beef in sesame oil
>drain excess fat
>fry broccoli, mushrooms, chopped peppers
>put them together
>add brown sugar, ginger, red pepper flakes, and soy sauce
>mix
>serve over rice

I've forgotten all the measurements because I just do it to taste, so you're just gonna have to figure that out

The question of our generation

>>9250494
>it's another niggers can't handle basic chemistry episode

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Sandefjordsmor episode because I happen to live in Sandefjord and I used to worked at a restaurant where we served ..pretty much the dish in the video. Restaurant specializes in seafood and they serve the controversial whale meat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm0JqeChb_Q

>>9250376
I don't like half of the ingredients in it but the Shooter's Sandwich video is one of the most satisfying for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TJMqmscRS8
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRLaPXLjK4w

I like onions and both of these recipes are fantastic.

>>9250286
Vagina

>>9250286
That is a shit load of mustard. Who the fuck eats that much fucking mustard in one sitting? What the fuck is wrong with you OP?

hey, OP, do you want some sandwich with your mustard man?

come on, come on who you kidding with this