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think about thos beans 2017-08-12 09:37:50 Post No.9294105
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>be me
>year is 2045
>you can now change out your blood for anything
>decide to get the operation
>doctor asks what I would like my new blood to be
>I tell him Heinz Beans.
>wake up from operation
>I feel different but familiar
>doctor asks how im feeling and says my blood cells are now red beans
>I say "Im finally a human bean now"
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is this ja/ck/?
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>be me
>year is 2045
>you can now change out your blood for anything
>decide to get the operation
>doctor asks what I would like my new blood to be
>I tell him autism causing vaccines
>wake up from operation
>I feel different but familiar
>doctor asks how im feeling and says my blood cells are now extra chromosomes
>I say "Im finally OP now"
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>>9294118
FUCK YOU
fuck off my list u stupid normie shitpost faggot, kys
what is your favorite cheese and tomato toast recipe
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>>9294073 I'm mad at you
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cheese is a terrible food. stop eating it.
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>>9294134
t. nu-male
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So im going to be making coffee out of vodka tomorrow.
Heres the plan:
1) >put the coffee in the machine
2) >pour vokda into the machine
3) >add a second filter for maximum effect
4) >fire it up
5) >enjoy my finely brewed Siberian sludge
>good morning gulag
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Phone posting lol
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kys
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I tried this once, 0/10, my coffee machine broke.
Heh guys rate my cheese ham and tomato toasts
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Whats a good sauce/dip for ham & cheese toasts?
Pictured what I'm currently crunching on
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Probably something like a mustard aioli if you want to get fancy.
If not, some good ol' tomato soup.
>cut out sugar for a month
>bitter foods become sweeter, fruit tastes like heaven and all flavors taste richer and more exciting
>start sleeping better, less mood swings throughout the day and I can think more clearly
Why are you still a slave to food-crack anons?
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I haven't eaten sugar in years, other than what you would typically find in natural foods.
Just doesn't appeal to me as I get older.
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>>9294017
Are you drinking alcohol regularly
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>fruit
is mostly sugar.
Here's an idea. cut out sugar, including fruit, and use aspartame instead.
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Why is the whooper so delicious?
Man, it's so fresh and the superb char broiled patty tastes like glory.
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>>9293982
They sprinkle crack on it.
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Fuck Burger King, I will always shill against it. I went to the new BK by my place and A medium whopper meal costs me $10 fucking dollars. A shitty chain like BK should cost no more than 6 or 7. I get a god damn culvers meal for 7 bucks. Why the fuck does Burger King think they can charge that much for McDonald's tier food?
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>>9293982
i'll eat pretty much anything but every whooper i've ever had made me sick to my stomach. i think it's the bucketful of mayo and ketchup they put on all of them. and the patty is usually cold and tastes of rubber or something. burger king is the worst.
i love those intentionally shitty onion rings though.
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I'm so pissed off right now I can't hardly breathe!
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>>9293975
Imagine wrapping it o to your dick tho.
>that warmth along some pinching freezes.
Truly the best fleshlight. You are looking it wrong.
Transcend.
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>>9293990
you still took the bait, broheim.
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>>9293990
I'd eat it after that.
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What should me and my family make, remember something quick.
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>>9293924
THE ARISTOCRATS
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>>9293936
Sir autism is meant meant mostly for /b/, please take it there
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>>9293924
>me and my family
MY FAMILY AND I, you mouthbreathing inbred retard
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Continued from >>9286253
Post you're alcohol
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I just bought this in a tesco shop. Please don't be disgusting.
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>>9293907
HOW THE FUCC DO I OPEN THIS
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>>9293907
im really trying not to vomit.
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Beet greens, dill, egg whites. Presentation sucks dick. Roast my food, ck.
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FUCK ITS SIDEWAYS
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Post it to /fit/, they'll say nice things.
It's not pretty, but it does look rather healthy and the ingredients together sound tasty.
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>>9293819
Was fucking delicious. Beet greens are so underrated.
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My crockpot bbq drum sticks.
Sauce: Jack Stack KC.
Rub: 1 cup Coconut Palm Sugar
1/2 cup Brown Sugar
Equal parts paprika, onion/garlic powder, cayenne pepper, salt and black pepper to taste.
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You went to the trouble to french the legs for a crockpot braise? Damn, I'd love to see how you prep your meat for a fancy dish.
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It's not a crab cake. It's a [spoiler]crap[/spoiler] cake.
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[spoiler]nice[/spoiler]
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Why don't grocery stores with ready made meals sell hamburgers and hot dogs? It's always potato wedges, wings, tendies, and whole chickens. Sometimes there is pizza, and the one near me is supposed to have soup but they literally never have soup.
Where are the hot dogs and hamburgers and classic fast food? You'd think as a meals to go they'd have these, no? Has anyone worked at the meals to go in a grocery store before? What was it like and why didn't you make burgers and hot dogs?
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you cant let hamburgers sit for 3 days in a display case
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>>9293672
Does the food there actually sit for that long? I was under the impression they made everything fresh each day
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>>9293672
This. It's hold time. I can get hotdogs, fucking gas stations sell those, but hamburgers are different as they're cooked to temp and hold for maybe 15 minutes tops....probably less than that.
On top of that, wings, tenders, and chickens require no bread so it's more cost effective.
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Valid reasons to use a recipe:
You can't cook
You are baking sweets
You are cooking meth
You are a white chick
You have access to the internet. Watch a bunch of different videos of people cooking the dish that you have selected and then start making it yourself. Don't use mesurments, you are not a chemist. Cooking should be fun. Also limes are superior to lemons.
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>don't use recipes
>infer a recipe from watching multiple youtube videos
i'll go with the timesaving method thanks, as i have the ability to read recipes and the basic skills to interpret them as a cook.
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>>9293550
I use a recipe if I'm making something that I've never made. If I'm comfortable cooking a dish I just wing it...but nobody knows everything which is why recipes exist.
Also I'd like to point out that OP is, per usual, a faggot and sucks cocks for drugs and money.
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IF you're real baller dude you'll follow recipes with no real measurements.