Have you ever tried a fresh fig /ck/?
>>9298829
>WASPED
>>9298829
>tool's new album cover
that belongs in /mu/
Yes, my grandfather had a fig tree when I was growing up. Probably the best fruit I've ever had.
Do americans really do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ofu8AQI_mM
I've only seen little ghetto niglets eating them as well as uber hipster guys at the farmers market
If America's so bad, then why does the rest of the world eat our shit more than we do?
*removes every single chocolate brand except milka*
ahhh... much better :)
I think dove is good.
>>9297493
This is why you brits are so fucking fat and ugly
.
I hope i look that comfy when i die
ugh, gross
>>9295608
What is that?
DOES IT REALLY DO ANYTHING?
Honestly, no.
>>9301412
You're an idiot.
>>9301408
The flavorless dry ones from the supermarket spice isle? No, not really.
Good fresh ones? God-tier flavor and aroma.
/ck/,
I come seeking recommendations. I have never had coffee. I just never got into it. As a kid, it bothered me how a lot of adults seemed dependent on it in order to function during the day, so years went by and I just never tried it.
However, I am interested in losing my coffee virginity. But I don't want my first coffee to be just any coffee. I don't want it to be shit-tier coffee from Burger King or something. But I don't want it to be fancy, strained-through-monkey-shit, spend-your-life-savings-on-a-cup stuff either. I just want it to be a good example of good coffee. I want it to be like the stuff that Dale Cooper drinks at the R&R.
And one more rule: It must be good black. I refuse to add sugar or cream to it in order to make it good. I want to taste coffee as what it is.
So what do you recommend? Where should I go?
Get an Aero-Press. About $20USD and makes a fantastic, smooth americano. Way better and less bitter than drip coffee
>>9301184
Damnit man he said no cream (cum applies).
>>9301159
Coffee is an acquired taste. Losing your "coffee virginity" is almost certainly going to be unpleasant, especially with your autismo no cream or sugar policy despite never even having tasted the stuff with either.
My honest advice, even though you might not like it, is to start with normie coffee like bottled Starbuck's frappucinos, decide if you like coffee at the base of what it is and then branch out from there. I'm a dark roast drinker myself, I'd recommend you try it out once you start broadening your coffee horizons.
Reminder that Broodje Haring is one of the best foods on the planet, and people who don't want to eat it because "ew raw fish" are scum
Amerifag here, I've never heard of it. Can you describe its taste? It looks like a stupid hot dog.
What would you serve with it? When do you eat it? Is this a special holiday food or more a local delicacy like Aussies and pavlova or Norwegians and lutefisk?
>>9300585
not that guy but it's like a hotdog for murricans
Dutch expat living in Canada, glad I'm rid of the smell of raw herrung, only had it once but my senpai had it near daily, spako kibbeling not made from pollock is the master race fish stall snack.
Cant wait to feed that to my canuck gf when we go home next month.
>>9300585
It's a dutch street food, fairly cheap.
The herring is not pickled but brined, pickles are usually super thin, almost see-through, and onion is onion.
The taste is surprisingly mild for raw fish, the texture is super creamy because of the fish, reminds me of hollandaise sauce.
The crunchyness and sweet/sour taste of the fresh pickles and onion contrast the texture and mildly salty taste of the herring.
It's also fairly impossible to come by outside of the netherlands
So my mom has raised me to always make my coffee with milk instead of water, I only just learned this is abnormal
Am I a freak?
You should consider pouring acid in there since you want to go against the rules of allah
>>9300354
>t.Nigel bucktooth the third
>instant coffee
"Flyover"
"Is x a meme?"
"Traditional"
"DO THEY?!"
name a flaw
>protip you can't
Snib snab
>>9299935
Allergic to crustaceans.
>>9299935
>eating the cockroaches of the sea
Please watch this
Thank you
>>9299815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rdbnVMZRmY
fake news
Fuck off, retard.
gore thread?
>>9299270
lots of people like hawaiian pizza
stop crying just because you don't like something
grow up
>>9299279
>calling hawaiian-pizza-eaters "people"
helo jo
What does /ck/ think of Jon Taffer and Bar Rescue?
I don't.
>>9298780
I think the show would be better at 30mins vs 60. It is kind of interesting, but I lost interest after a few episodes since it was the same formula for each place. Inject large sums to completely make over a place into an entirely different venue and act like it was all so simple. Hey stumbling business, why cant you invest 300k into fixing things up?
I don't.
when was the last time you went to flavortown?
I got blackout drunk on Friday night and ended up making a PBJ sandwich with garlic bread so I guess then
made some god tier pastasauce yesterday night....never forget
>>9298073
I just ate my mom's cooking
>be Norwegian
>have one of the world's worst cuisines ever
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COPE WITH THIS FACT
>>9296547
Cook food from other cuisines.
could be worse.
>>9296547
Don't eat Norwegian food. I live in a part of America that is filled with people of Norwegian descent. I know the nastiness you speak of. Just avoid it.