how do you eat your strawberries?

Usually with my hands.

>>8402667
I shove them down my big fat gullet

>>8402667
bump. interested to hear answers

I shove them in my girls vag in the morning and let her yeasts ferment them. I then slurp it out in the evening with a bit of balsamic vinegar.

>>8402698
Enjoy your throat cancer

>>8402667
With chopsticks

I rip the leaves on and eat the strawberry

>>8402758
>rip the leaves on

>>8402667
I pare (or hull) them first, then I cut them in half and eat them with a fork.

I hold it in the leaves, dip the fruit in salt and eat the whole thing except for the leaves.

>>8402783

Are the leaves not on the strawberry now?

English Syntax is fucking retarded.

Pulverize them and shove them up my ass. The rectal capillaries soak up the nutrients & sugars, and my bowel movements smell like jam. It's a win-win.

>>8402956
I get what you meant by it, you rip the leaves that are on the strawberry.
Most people would say you rip the leaves OFF a strawberry.

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>>8402667
To my chickens. The grow wild in my yard

>>8402667
If I have a bunch of them, I'll hull them if I'm not being a lazy sack of shit. If I'm just having one I eat the whole thing. Little green nub included.

>>8402667
Like most snacks, I have my wife hand feed me them while I'm watching kino tv series like Oz, The Wire, The Sopraones, etc.

Afterwards I'll have her place her head on my tummy to help with digestion and then she will give me a foot rub.

>>8402989
>>8402956
>>8402783
rip the leaves on the strawberry off

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>>8402667
Thoroughly

I make sure the consistency is that of liquid before swallowing>>8402689