What's open today? There's nothing in the house

Gas stations. Go buy a frozen pizza and a 6 pack

nice shitpost

Only the dumbest niggers can't think that far ahead.

>>8403603
I feel you man.

>frozen pizza
>hot dog
>canned soup
>junk food

That's what your typical gas station is offering. Merry Christmas, cu/ck/.

You have flour? You have oil or fat or butter?
You have everything!
Make pancake, make bread, make donut.

Every Chinese place is open. Gooks don't observe Christmas.

Eat your dog

>>8403675
yet another benefit of multiculturalism

>>8403675
We celebrate it. We'd just rather make dosh.

going to perkins with my brother in a bit

>>8403675
it is the jewish way my brother

>>8403608
Gotta love Southern states that don't sell booze on Christmas. No 6 pack for me. :(

tfw eating chinese take out

>>8403775
Nice planning, dumbass. I live down here, and the evangelical rightwing loonies make it inconvenient as hell, but you have to plan ahead.

>>8403790
this

chinese place are always open on xmas. its a jew tradition to eat chink take out on xmas

>>8403603
kebab and muslim shops, they dont celebrate christmas

>>8403806
It's a Jew tradition to be burned in an oven

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kebabtalrik på sweden ja

>>8403813
>>8403775
i think these two posts best represent why /ck/ should have flags next to users to signify country of origin.
southern states obv means USA. but what about kebab and muslim shops? ask any regular southerner, and they would have no fucking clue what you were going on about. this is native of european nations, primarily germany, france and england.

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>>8403603
>didn't bother to have any groceries for meals the past few days as I was eating at various friends and family
>received a cool knife I've wanted as a present yesterday
>nothing to use it on

>>8403775
I live in florida and there is a liquor store down the street that will be open untill 2 am

>>8403825
I think this is a post of someone who would be much better suited to reddit.

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>>8403603
>He didnt get 5 pounds of tendies with Santa's secret sauce on Christmas
That's what you bad boys get for not being good boys. I also got a coupon worth 50 GBP.

U jelly?

>these threads on christmas

this proves 2 things

1, /ck/ doesn't have any foresight to go grocery shopping before christmas

2, /ck/ can't cook and just pretends like it can

>>8404480
I believe it is the ladder.