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Hold me back nigga, hold me back.

>>8485079
lel

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Seems more like beer time to me.

>eating breakfast at 3.38pm

My fucking in-laws make this all the time and make a huge deal about it.
>hawhawhaw whaddaya fink Anoooon???? 'sit better'n SEX???? hawhawhaw
Fuck them.

>>8484899
Tell them it's not necessarily better than sex. Just better than sex with their daughter.

>>8484899
They know.

>>8484880

i used to work near a soup place that served it, but it was expensive.

i make it for myself about once every week or two. i think regular tortilla chips are better than fritos, though - you need to use the thicker ones (the costco ones are decent).

now that you got me thinking about it, probably will make one tonight

I'm from the south and use to have them all the time

I make them every once in a while. Nice quick thing to make when I don't feel like cooking.

>>8484867
Kill yourself you dumb faggot

>>8484872

:'(

>>8484867
No, as it melts it breaks the emulsion of dairy fat globules suspended in water molecues so if you tried to refreeze it the separate ice cystals that form puncture the fat particles and you end up with icy ice cream.
https://www.acs.org/content/acs/en/education/resources/highschool/chemmatters/past-issues/archive-2013-2014/ice-cream-chemistry.html

>>8484768
Is it good?

Why are tiny pint portions of ice cream the same price as gallon tubs of the same brand and flavor?
Literally every single ice cream container at the store is $5, every single one.

Is it to capitalize on women who want comfort food but don't want to get fat?

>>8484768
One of the most amazing things I have ever had the pleasure of putting in my mouth.

mcfucking kill yourself, it is an essential baking ingredient and topping for various baked goods

>>8484698
You swallow it, dumbass. Take a scoop, put it in your mouth, and swallow.

>>8484698
you could make a caramel(?)
idk what you want to do with that though

cook stuff in it

don't be a dumbass and pour oil paint thinner like the last guy

coat it in grease and cook it until the oils harden and turn into a polymer coating

then simply never wash the pan again unless you want to reseason

Mincemeat

Blueberry and semen

>>8484657
I'm not cookin' for /k/ anon

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>not wearing a tinfoil hat to prevent telekinetic EMP's from breaking all silverware and electronic devices

Fucking dopers, this is exactly what happens from cooking waaayyyyy too much

Uri plz go

>>8484492
>I live /out/ inna woods and am stuck for about - months a year
how do?

>>8484756
Meant 3-4 months

>>8484785
nah but like how, where

>>8484290
They're good when done properly. I like them with chopped bacon or pork belly.

>>8484290
Daal dishes are spectacular. I always used to avoid them, then I gave them a try and I want to slap my old self.

Lentils du puy master race here

>>8484283
>the US is just doing it wrong
When in doubt assume this, though regional variance is also a strong contender

but yes, in general, the US does mexican food wrong. There's a reason our version of ethnic cuisines are considered their own permutations

>>8484283
The US is doing it wrong. Tortillas are more akin to a dinner roll than a meal-carrying implement like pita or naan. That's an Americanization.

>>8484288
>>8484305
Ya'll are retarded. Baja tortillas are the same thickness as those made in the US. Mainland Mexico tortillas made of maza are almost bread loaves

Eat those fucking onions you ungrateful bastard

>>8484262
but, the shits

>>8484256
That's what happens when you don't pay servers a living wage.

probiotics

>>8484181

>like i'm shitting cumulus clouds

Kek, seriously though, runny shits are caused by things like too much fresh fruit or greasy food. Hard, painful shits mean too much protein. Try adding some meat to your diet.

Less fat, more fiber.