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Crisp yet soft, refreshing and filling, to eat watermelon is to have a delicious drink as well as food, it is the best fruit
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"no"
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The other day I mixed watermelons, vodka and coconut milk, turned out really good. Kinda girly though
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>>8500339
You're disgusting you make me sick
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Supper, /ck/; you?
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For me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich
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>>8500270
Fuck that looks bj worthy. What kind of fish is that?
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>>8500553
Baja.
Is there anyway to make this tastier?
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Hot sauce.
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>>8500269
>Is there anyway to make this tastier?
half a pound of hamburger browned with a chopped onion, combined with the mac n cheese when making the cheese sauce.
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>>8500269
I add a little paprika for flavor.
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just laughs.
food laughs.
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Then take it out
And stick it in ya mouth slow like
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>8500266
And keep feedin ya
And feeding ya
And feeding ya
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Annoying food related words, terms and expressions that pisses you off/makes you cringe 2017-01-24 12:31:24 Post No.8500216
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Annoying food related words, terms and expressions that pisses you off/makes you cringe
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>Foodie
>Organic (as opposed to non-organic food?)
>Our famous[...]
>Rustic
>Heavenly
>Nom
>Yummy
>Scrumptious
>Sumptuous
>Sex in my mouth
>Za'
>For me, it's the[...]
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OP listen, I'm a foodie and I exclusively eat organic foods. And you know what is the most heavenly, yummy, scrumptious and sumptious food? It's McDonald's own rustic McChicken sandwich. It makes me nom every time, it's like sex in my mouth! Not even world famous 'go'za can compare, because as they say "Our Famous Sandwiches Can't Be Beat!", and they're damn right because for me, it's the McChicken, the Best Fast Food Sandwich
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>>8500229
Kek'd
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>>8500229
couldn't agree more
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>You can't bring up McDonald's around a group of people without SOMEONE saying how long it's been since they ate there.
>You can't bring up Taco Bell around a group of people without SOMEONE providing details of their bowl movements afterwards (spoiler: it's explosive diarrhea. Every time.)
>You can't bring up Chick'fil'a without alt-right shills jerking them off for their political beliefs
> you can't bring up Chick'fil'a without lefty cuck-a-ducks whining about their political beliefs
>you can't bring up taco bell without pissing and moaning about it being inauthentic
>you can't bring up olive garden without a horde of shrieking simps on /ck/ pissing and moaning about how Italian Applebee's isn't "MI AUTHENTICO RECIPIO LIKE-A MOMMA USED-A TO MAKE-A" despite the fact they've never left their hometown of SisterFucker, Alabama
>you can't bring up Applebee's without a chorus of "it's soooo bad but I guess we should go..."
>>I mean there are other restaurants
>>no, I've made up my mind, shitty applebees it is
>>you like it, we all fucking know it, stop being such a pussy about it
>you can't bring up five guys/in and out/whataburger without an internet shit flinging contest over which one is the best minced beef patty on a bun with condiments (they're all the fucking same kill yourselves)
>you can't bring up vietnamese food without some coiffed art college student jerking off pho until his hand combusts from the force of friction
>you can't bring up a basic ass chinese food restaurant without the same guy crying about "muh authentic chinaman food" You want the authentic chinaman experience? Starve for 5 months out of the year and eat plain rice and beans inbetween bouts of subsistence agriculture for the rest of the year you preening little twat
>you can't bring up Indian food without a basic white bitch raving about how she'd tongue curry out from inbetween paving stones it's so good because it's the hottest newest meme food
What the fuck happened to /ck/?
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>>8500179
>what happened?
You started browsing.
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>>You can't bring up McDonald's around a group of people without SOMEONE saying how long it's been since they ate there.
>oh boy I can't even remember how long it's been since I've been there! Hmmm.... maybe like 5, even 6 months??
Fuck off karen I saw you eat a mcbiscutt this morning you cow
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Last time I went to McDonalds was 2015
Last time I was at a Taco Bell was 2003
Chick a Filla sucks, I went there once in 2009
Olive Garden is garbage, I haven't been to one since the 90s
Same with Applebees
Five Guys is shit, so is In and Out, so is What A Burger, it's all shit
You don't have a passport
Anything else I can help you with?
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It's time
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what's in the bag my dude?
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>>8500140
What's in the fucking bag bro?
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It is my one
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Fazoli's?
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>>8500002
ur mom's a fazoli
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this is some kind of queer code right?
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pretty gross, they just nuke everything
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Why do people like to talk bad about Taco Bell? I think it's great for what it is
Also, what do you guys typically order?
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>>8499985
Listen, tell the fuck faces at your company to keep the habenaro and sweet chili sauce around. Those are great on fucking everything.
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There's something off about their food, especially the meat.
I dunno what it is. The nachos bell grande is ok I guess.
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>>8499998
Get!
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You ever want to make a nice spaghetti and then kill yourself?
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I've felt both things at the same time but not one as the result of another or as some two step process
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>>8499812
>all of a sudden
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>>8499812
Is this an Undertale reference?
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How do you like your steak? 2017-01-23 10:26:24 Post No.8499786
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How do you like your steak?
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I prefer medium myself
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Well Done with Heinz Tomato Ketchup is the only patrician way of eating steak
>eating raw meat
KEK Plebians
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i hate this shitty old meme
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>>8499786
I also prefer medium anon, for some reason when I was younger I liked medium-rare but then switched.
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I need some ideas for cooking thats:
1: easy and fast to make
2: doesn't requires too many fresh ingredients (too lazy to go for groceries every day)
3: not too heavy on calories and shit because I can get fatter than already am
Any ideas?
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Try putting some food in a pan and applying heat, for starters.
That's always been a classic.
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>>8499785
I can't keep doing pasta every day man
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>>8499877
Think of a food you want to eat that isn't pasta, there's quite a few of them.
Then cook that food instead of pasta.
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Prove to me that you can cook. 2017-01-23 08:35:52 Post No.8499489
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Prove to me that you can cook.
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Alright /ck/, the board seems to be a bit devoid of actual cooking today so I want to ask you a simple request.
Prove to me that you can cook or show me your creations. Lets liven things up a bit
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>>8499489
I'm pretty handy with Charcuterie myself.
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Hosting a wine party this weekend. What do you guys like in your baked brie? Boss suggested apricot preserves but I'm not a fan.
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>>8499358
i think your boss would prefer to have your wife rather than food
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>>8499358
lots of cocks and I'd serve your balls if you still have any
>Hosting a wine party
Jesus fucking christ, how can you even look into the mirror you spineless faggot
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>>8499377
Because I have friends you useless NEET
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there is literally nothing wrong with this
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>>8499104
please go back to /mlp/
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>>8499104
There is everything wrong with putting sugar sauce on spaghetti, you fool.
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>>8499112
kek