I'd say brussel sprouts definitely make the list.
inb4 that guy who always goes "I used to hate brussel sprouts but now I like them the trick is to blah blah tl;dr"
"used to hate brussell sprouts" guy is worse than vegans
>>8498455
Every vegetable tastes good when pan seared or oven roasted with a little olive oil and garlic powder
>>8498455
It's an acquired taste. Just like stuffed eggplants with tuna for me. Literal vomit.
Reheated mashed potatoes and onion rings. Unbelievable and tender!
>>8498251
looks pretty neat
>>8498259
Overdone it a bit haha. Still tasty as fuck. Bread crumbs only spoil everything.
>>8498251
Very good. Just stop drinking fucking water it's bullshit.
Guys I need some pretty urgent help
Pic related, it's my cancerous my risotto
>be me, 52, Male, Recently Divorced from 32 year old wife
>never learnt how to cook, always had people to do it for me
>been living off of ramen and meat I find in the freezer
>full pantry still stocked from 11 months ago when my wife divorced me
>got bored of ramen and cheap sausages
>tried to make risotto
>grab aids infested rice out of the pantry
>grab stock floating with chunks of my sadness and self pity
>grab olive oil that I'm now using as a lube substitute
>chuck it all in a bowl
>put some sauce in there
>chuck a mushroom or two in for dramatic effect
>been drinking wine throughout this whole ordeal
>drunk me decides to message my ex wife to come over for dinner
>she accepts, but just as friends
>hear a knock at the door
>pregnant ex wife there with new boyfriend
>wutface.jpeg
>invite them to sit down
>ex wife is confused by my cooking, thought we would be getting takeout
>she reluctantly takes a bite
>gags a little
>husband tells her it can't be that bad
>he takes a confident spoonful
>squirms around in his mouth like an active life form
>comes back out onto the bowl
>they both vomit everywhere
>they rush to the bathroom
>she slams the door shut as violent retching continues
>rush over to see if she's okay
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>8498067
Funnily enough the exact same thing happened to me last year.
8498067 (you)
>>8498067
>be me, 52, Male, Recently Divorced from 32 year old wife
J U S T
Shameful things that you will never stop enjoying.
>>8497921
Do they make that anymore? Cant find it anywhere.
>>8497921
I'd get those to take to lunch on Fridays in elementary school
well, similar. they had 3 crusts, pepperoni, sauce packet, cheese, a chocolate packet, and M&Ms
i thought it needed to be more healthy, so i put a kiwi in my salad, thoughts?
do americans really eat this?
lol so randum xd
>>8497610
OBSESSED
Has anyone here ever had any luck making Posca? I would love to find a good, actually drinkable, recipe for this. Preferrably using pic related.
From Wikipedia:
"Posca was a popular drink in ancient Rome and Greece, made by mixing sour wine or vinegar with water and flavouring herbs. It originated in Greece as a medicinal mixture but became an everyday drink for the Roman army and the lower classes from around the 2nd century BC, continuing to be used throughout Roman history and into the Byzantine period."
Never heard of it, but I know of a company that makes "drinking vinegar" and vinegar-ish sodas with herb flavors. I think it's called Pok Pok.
Ever heard of a shrub? A raspberry-basil shrub-posca could be good...
>>8497545
Thanks, I had never heard of that, but I looked at that place's website. I live in Seattle, so I do go to PDX once in a while..... I think I'll buy some, and then try to reverse engineer it at home.
WTF do you guys do with lamb?
>>8497492
Get an entire one, rub it with a mixture of honey, salt, black pepper, garlic, and mint, bind it with grape tendrils, burlap, and chicken wire, and let it sit in a hot-coal-filled pit in the ground for ~10 hours, turning regularly.
gyro or kebab if you're a sand nigger.
Anyone else have trouble falling asleep without having a couple drinks beforehand? It's not impossible, but I'll toss and turn for a while if I don't. I don't get drunk before bed, I'll usually have like three beers or two glasses of wine. It makes me tired as heck and knocks me right out.
pic unrelated
>>>8486893
I warn you: you will be made fun of.
>>8497491
I can't sleep when I drink, just get the spins when I try to lie down.
>>8497491
I know that feel OP. Try melatonin. I take it on my off-nights where I don't drink.
>tfw one or two night without drinking feels like an accomplishment to me
>Went to Applebees tonight
>Ordered a burger, waitress asks if I want some pink or no pink in the center
>doesn't specify, medium,medium well etc...?
>is this a common thing?
btw pic related, in Applebees
>>8497476
I've had servers ask me that before in other Applebee's-tier restaurants. So, did you go for pink or no pink?
>>8497502
no pink
>>8497506
Good choice. You my have really dodged a bullet
And why is it Absinthe?
It's rum
It's tequila.
>>8497365
Where do you get Absinthe? Not Pernod, not the same
DO YOU LIKE SQUASH BITCH
NO.
I LOVE SQUASH BITCH.
go to bed bacon you're drunk
Why is baconrider on /ck/?
is there anything wrong with eating fast food everyday
No as long as you excercise plenty
>>8497282
Yes...It'll leave you fat and unhealthy...
>hungry and bored I decide to use food-network and find a steak recipe
>seems legit, 5 star rating
>follow it to the T
>this happens
Don't fall for the memes lads
Did the recipe tell you to throw a bowl full of flour at it ?
The only thing I see wrong with that picture is that your kitchen is horizontal. The only saving grave is that your power outlets are right-side-up.
>>8497246
Had to use the fire extinguisher
Alarm went off and everything
The recipe
https://www.google.com/amp/www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/pan-seared-rib-eye-recipe.amp.html?client=safari
Savory, healthy meals that don't taste like crap?
So far i have only found pic related, it is healthy, apart from the schnitzel and i sometimes put cheese in it which makes it really fatty. I'm skinny fat, but i want to stop eating shit for lunch and breakfast, as i don't want to end up like the average /ck/ user.
Of course.
Anyone got some good recipes
>>8497184
Sandwiches.
>>8497189
>whole-meal and white bread
>the thing that made me fat in the first place
>>8497197
make it into a wrap
>crunchy tacos
such taco much tomato xD
>>8497163
bait. but still angry
>crunchy tacos