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I never understood the ice cream meme. Why do people eat flavored heavy cream when they could just make a dish using that flavor for half the calories and twice the satisfaction?
>tfw too intelligent for ice cream

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Anonymous 2017-01-19 03:46:43 Post No.8485810
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>>8485806
>Why do people eat flavored heavy cream when they could just make a dish using that flavor for half the calories and twice the satisfaction?

such as

Anonymous 2017-01-19 03:48:10 Post No.8485814
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>>8485810
>spoonfeed me!
Nu-/ck/ was a mistake.

Anonymous 2017-01-19 03:48:26 Post No.8485815
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>twice the satisfaction

I'm pretty sure you just have bad taste. The coldness and the texture imparted by being frozen or semi-frozen is half of the experience.

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2017-01-26 12:54:40 Post No.8507135
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 12:54:40 Post No. 8507135 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: god tier recipe thread
>1 oz. dry vermouth
>4 oz. gin
>1 cocktail glass

>Fill metal shaker with cracked ice
>pour in dry vermouth
> stir briefly
>strain out and discard
>Add 4 ounces gin
>Stir 10 second
>strain into glass
>garnish

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Anonymous 2017-01-26 12:56:56 Post No.8507139
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1 my cock
1 your ass

Mix thoroughly

Anonymous 2017-01-26 12:57:08 Post No.8507140
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 12:57:08 Post No.8507140 [Report]

>1 room temperature mug
>8 oz room temperature bottom shelf vodka

>put vodka in mug
>wa la
>one mug vodka

Anonymous 2017-01-26 12:57:31 Post No.8507142
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>>8507135
>scotch

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2017-01-25 08:05:13 Post No.8506413
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 08:05:13 Post No. 8506413 [Report] [View this topic]

If the bottom of my pineapple has a bit of mold on the bottom, is it still safe to consume? Pic related

Been laying out in room temp for almost 2 days

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 08:13:11 Post No.8506433
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Nerve gas

Anonymous 2017-01-25 08:19:49 Post No.8506443
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>>8506413
I eat moldy bread all the time, and never get sick. In this case, the mold isn't even on the part you eat. If you're worried, just cut off the bottom part there.

Anonymous 2017-01-26 12:22:53 Post No.8507031
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>>8506443
>just cut off the bottom part there.
I agree, also OP is an idiot

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 08:05:11 Post No. 8506412 [Report] [View this topic]

Find a flaw.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 08:07:02 Post No.8506418
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kys

Anonymous 2017-01-25 10:01:57 Post No.8506698
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 10:01:57 Post No.8506698 [Report]

Still no/10

Anonymous 2017-01-25 10:04:46 Post No.8506701
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>>8506412
You sick fuck/10

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Del Taco an Taco Bell 2017-01-25 06:33:43 Post No.8506199
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Del Taco an Taco Bell Anonymous 2017-01-25 06:33:43 Post No. 8506199 [Report] [View this topic]

I like both Del Taco and Taco Bell, for example, these chicken soft tacos from Del Taco are quite good often I'll eat 5 in a row

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 07:14:25 Post No.8506294
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>>8506199
>flour tortilla
>shredded """""cheese"""""
>salad
Those aren't tacos m8

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>>8506294
Yes they are retard. Shrimp soft tacos

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>>8506199

I weep for you, OP. Get in your snowmobile and drive to southern California. Find a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant. Eat a real taco.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:33:15 Post No. 8506040 [Report] [View this topic]

They are living the live that I want to live.
>jacked, sub 10 % BF
>eat fast food for 3000-4000 calories a day
what is the secret to pulling this off?

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:37:26 Post No.8506050
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Your job is to work out.
Also probably HGH and insulin

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:37:34 Post No.8506051
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:37:34 Post No.8506051 [Report]

>>8506040
Having a shitload of muscle and working your ass off in a gym like setting.

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:39:23 Post No.8506055
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>>8506040
They lift seriously. Steroids are very easy to find too you know.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 03:14:38 Post No. 8505787 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I dunk them without getting milk on my hands

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 03:17:57 Post No.8505792
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use a fork to scoop them out and eat them.

Anonymous 2017-01-25 03:17:57 Post No.8505793
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>>8505787
Just fuck off and kill yourself you 3rd world americlap

This is a food and cooking board, not an autistic biscuit dunking board

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 11:57:27 Post No. 8505515 [Report] [View this topic]

Happy Australia Day

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>>8505515
Y..you too.

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>>8505515
fuck off austrailian fucking shit

Anonymous 2017-01-25 12:05:24 Post No.8505522
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>>8505520
Faggot from a country with a worse quality of life detected

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What are some essential sauces that every aspiring chef should know how to make?

Also what sauce can I make that looks most like cum?

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 08:16:15 Post No.8505214
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>>8505187
Bechamel, to both of those. You fucking weeb.

Anonymous 2017-01-25 08:21:31 Post No.8505223
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>>8505187
3 mother sauces.

Anonymous 2017-01-25 08:22:33 Post No.8505227
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>>8505223
>3 mother sauces
5 sorry.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 03:21:14 Post No. 8504535 [Report] [View this topic]

R8 MY PL8

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 03:22:22 Post No.8504541
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>>8504535
Pretty

Anonymous 2017-01-25 03:23:55 Post No.8504547
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>>8504535
who stole your fork

Anonymous 2017-01-25 03:28:13 Post No.8504561
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>>8504535

this is so culinary school that it hurts..

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