Guys. I think I'm on to something here...
Potato gems and french onion dip. Such bold contrasting flavours, how did you even think of something so crazy?
>>8612503
>potato gems
what in the fuck
>>8612503
>potato gems
for fucks sake, what faggy country are you from?
I said I knew how to make a roast (asado) and I do, but with meats, like a human being. To summarize the story, on Saturday I'll be in charge to make the roast at my girl's and I have to make grilled vegetables because his faggot brother and gf are vegans and I cannot fail them, please help me lads.
How the hell do I grill vegetales please give me suggestions!
>>8611683
>at my girl's and I have to make grilled vegetables because his faggot brother and gf are vegans
>my girl's
>his
Uuuuuh
grill them some stupid (((vegan))) sausages or something. dont bother with vegetables. put them to make salads.
>>8611683
dude just make vegetable marinade
wtf its like he's never heard of vegetable marinade
How do you crack an egg on a flat surface?
Are you actually supposed to do it this way?
>>8611508
>crack egg on flat surface
>50% chance some raw egg residue leaks out and drips on surface
>crack egg on side of bowl
>0% chance of egg dripping anywhere but the bowl
I don't care if it's some traditional italian thing to crack an egg on the table. It's barbaric.
>>8611522
>crack an egg on a flat surface
>100% chance of no mess
>50% chance if you're an autist
>just_wipe_it_off.mp4
>crack on egg on a bowl
>200% chance shell goes inside egg
>egg goes in food
>get salmonella
>F
>ברה
>tap middle of the egg on surface
>it cracks just enough for you to put your thumb through the shell and easily open it up
>pour egg out
are you people actually fucking retarded? >>8611522
>most disgusting thing you've had
I still remember the taste and I want to puke
>>8611196
I once got this marzipan and marshmallow snack at Ikea, and it tasted just like vomit.
>>8611196
>being disgusted over a licorice taste to the point of vomiting
this is a board for adults
>>8611300
It tasted like actual dirt
My mom is an amazing person and it's her 50th birthday next month. She loves my and my sister's cooking and I know she loves pasta, BUT, she's allergic to dairy and nightshades and is usually forced to eat it plain with some herbs or cold as a salad. How can I make her a fantastic pasta sauce with no dairy, peppers, or tomatoes?
>>8610939
use your personal nut sauce
>>8610939
>How can I make her a fantastic pasta sauce with no dairy, peppers, or tomatoes?
My semen, again. Autboy
>>8610939
Olive oil, garlic and some fresh veggies. Maybe some anchovy paste in the mix.
Why does /ck/ like their chicken well done and tasteless?
Who else prefers chicken tartare?
>>8610773
I've never had chicken tartare but I'd imagine getting high enough quality chicken to safely consume it would be cost-prohibitive for most people.
Cooking chicken breast to 150 degrees for a few minutes results in a pretty juicy chicken.
What the fuck is going on?
It's been like /tv/ 24/7 the past week here.
Where are you that you would even consider eating chicken like this? In the states, our chicken is too nasty and covered in poop.
ITT: post you're dinner
>>8610637
>you're
I see what you did there
You first.
>gourmet
Should I buy fish oil omega-3?
As long as it's cheaper than snake's
>>8610139
HA HA!
That's funny
what's the deal with pizookies?
>>8606982
'late 'go 'za?
damn, where does one even get such a petite cast iron cookie pizza pan?
got this playa droolin
>>8606982
We got one for my partner's birthday, total surprise from the restaurant. It tasted divine!
list your opinions on fast food and what tier it lands in
>>8603496
> all fast food
> shit tier
>>8603502
>you
>are
>A
>smart-ass
>>8603496
can't nobody touch checkers/rallys
Sup co/ck/s
Looks like the recommended servings of fruit and veg just got doubled - 10 servings, or about 800 grams. Any of you fags eat that much? I figure I might hit 500 - 600g on a good day.
>>8614466
I eat about that much in an entire week. I cannot be fucked to go to the grocery store every single god damn day to pick up fresh vegetables, and you can't buy them in bulk because they don't fucking keep AT ALL. Except for the frozen ones but you can only do peas and carrots so many days in a row before you get sick of them.
>>8614466
There is no possibility of me eating 800 grams of food mass in one day without vomiting or having explosive diarrhea. Who recommended this?
I dont think I eat 800 grams all in every day so nope.
SOunds like the fat acceptance movement has infiltrated the department of health
Is this a good oil to use?
great for anal lube
>>8614237
I don't like it. Weird smell and taste, not at all pleasant.
>>8614237
For masturbation? Yeah
Is the presentation of food important to you? Can you psychologically ruin a meal for yourself if you think it wasn't presented well?
>>8613957
Well prepared food looks good no matter how you "present" it. If it looks like dogshit that means it probably wasn't cooked properly, or contains sub-par or rotten ingredients.
>>8613980
You can prepare a good dish and just pile it all on top of each other and the presentation can actually ruin the ingredients as they muddle into each other.
>>8613957
We do eat with our eyes first, it's not hard to take 20-30 seconds to make sure something is plated in an appetizing manner instead of just slopped on the plate like prison food.
>>8613957
I don't really care about presentation much. Most things I cook I can just slap on a plate and they'll look appetizing on their own. You can care about presentation if you're trying to impress your guest or the object of your desires, or if you just enjoy having a fancy dinner once in a while. That and I guess presentation is mandatory in good restaurants for most people.
>implying I'm the only poster here who pees in the kitchen sink when the bathroom's too far away.
>>8613747
How far away is your bathroom that your kitchen is closer to you?
>>8613747
>bathroom's too far away
where the fuck do your parents keep you chained?
I have a bathroom in my bedroom
>>8613747
Many people find this disgusting, but they'd be wrong. The kitchen sink is the spot with by far the most germs in any household, closely followed by your computer keyboard. Urine is sterile, so if you just rinse the sink with some water afterwards, possibly while washing your hands, all is fine and dandy.
>your up chilling in your room playing call of duty when your Mom calls you down for dinner
what do you do? what do you hope's for dinner?
>>8613592
her pussy
SHUT UP MOM
>>8613602
second
Mom's pussy is the best