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>plastic
wanna know how I can tell you're american?

>>9391353
because the bottle is plastic?

>>9391348
>that firsh ship a the day

just pop a caffeine pill fucktard

>>9391329
Won't work, would taste like ass. Beans have to be roasted and then brewed to produce the reactions necessary to impart all the chemicals and flavours you expect from coffee. Moreover you would need an ASSLOAD of beans to equal 1 cup of coffee. It would still probably stain your teeth anyway

Just get caffiene pills, or move to south america and chew cocoain leaves

>>9391329
Enema

I have no idea who "gucci" is or what he has to do with /ck/, but in general if you only have $75 to spend you should rethink your plans regarding espresso at home. That's not even enough for a halfway decent grinder

Just get a Skerton and an Aeropress and save your NEETbux until you've got a grand or so to throw down

>>9391296
>The rapist bills piling up.
>Chloroform getting expensive.
Nice bit of JAB sugar cane rum always picks me up. Friend of mine brought some up from Bahamas.

>>9391296
Became alcoholic. Sober right now but when I drink, I usually drink 2 bottles per day. Alcohol does not help anymore. Am dead inside but I do feel sadness. Usually drink vodka or gin.

>>9391296
I'll concede that's pretty good for the price

cooking abomination thread i guess

The waste of food for a shitty meme is slightly sad.

>>9391291
Nah. I choose to believe it was eaten.

>>9391212
its too late

You're already dead

boiling an egg is hard try frying one first. Its easy you just get a pan and get it hot , and then put the egg in it. and when most of it is white you flip it. then a few seconds later you take it off and eat it.

make sure to use salt and pepper

>>9391163
did you boil it for 2 hours and eat it on it's own?

seems like an odd choice for a snack

>>9391200
I boiled it in soysauce and sugar. I followed this recipe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1RklpMZBrc
Did I do something wrong? Were the runs unrelated to the meal?

>>9391163
yeah... fatty pork will do that to some people.

I have that exact one in your image.

Wish I didn't. Finger print and grease stains everywhere. Wears out quick too. Worst bento buy of my life.

>>9391173
I just googled bento box and grabbed pretty looking one. That's a shame to hear because I like how that type looks.

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Generally speaking it's best to use the box it was shipped in. Why would you use a bento?

>>9391123
Flavored bull semen? Go suck a bull's penis.

I've tried like every flavor of energy drink at this point. I don't mind the monster specialty flavors, but honestly my favorite it still classic Red Bull. It tastes better than monster imo, has a much deeper bitter flavor. Monster is too sweet or something.

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>>9391208
you would like the GOAT Brazilian soda

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>>9391108
>impress your gf with a great cup of tea
as if a woman will be impressed by my 2005 bulang

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>What are your favorite flavors?
Shou pu'er, the darker and thicker the better. Gotta be an underrated category among teafags.
>Do you use any special pottery?
Mostly stick to my gaiwans, but pic related recently arrived in the mail and it's a fun change of pace. Will most likely dedicate it to dat dank ol' shou.
>Whats your special technique to impress your gf with a great cup of tea?
Somehow my bf hates 90% of oolongs, so it feels like a neat trick when I find one he doesn't.

fucking with some Tetley at the moment

Probably. It seems as though a lot of people go dutch now a days though. also a lot of people don't have money to buy everyone drinks. I only buy my really good friends drinks when we're out.

>>9391013
It's a having friends sort of thing
>hey bro what do you want
>It's cool I got this round, you want a beer?
>yeah me a bud

no, it definitely happens in America, I definitely do it less often than everyone just buying their own stuff but its not uncommon

>>9390962
I have no problem with the concept of lab grown meat as long as it's not a cognitive animal that is later slaughtered. Imagine being a clone for the sole purpose of being eaten...fuck just thinking about it is giving me idea for my new hollywood scri.........

It's illegal in my state for a restaurant to serve hunted wild meat. I get it, the idea is it's so unregulated it could poison/sicken people. But couldn't there be a higher tier of hunting license where for a certain period hunters fully trained can properly treat their carcass after kill (skinning, preserving, etc, etc) and sell it for consumption? Why can't the hunted meat also be tested for diseases that could harm people by most preperations, just like regular industrial meat? I know the home made deer jerky I had once was some of the best tasting game of my life.

>>9390962
I just eat meat less often but buy much better quality meat when I do. Also buy high quality eggs and sometimes local raw milk. Couldn't do this if I was poor though

>>9390939
Daily reminder that sardines taste like shit.

>>9390941
They honestly don't though. If you don't like them it's fine, you can leave.

>>9390944
what is wrong with canned sardines in olive oil?? i always get my canned fish in oil.

>>9390892
yeah, looks good mate

>>9390892
That's clearly a Chinese dish, but what is the food?

drain the water from your eggs and tomato you fucking degenerate

>>9390858
Eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich then follow that up with an avocado and egg sandwich while you are driving to the hospital.

>>9390858
I second this >>9390881

>>9390858
I dont any of those aside from nuts.
Sucks though.