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I get why people hate ketchup. I hate ketchup too.
But there is literally nothing wrong with srirasha.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT YOU ILLITERATE IT'S S-R-I-R-A-C-H-A. Get off the board this is an 18+ website for adults only.
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>>9393334
calmate sperglord. your trendies will be ok when you get home
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Shut the fuck up you diiamond a dozen co/ck/sucker.
Captcha was hammer. BECAUSE I'M BRINGING THE FUCKING HAMMER DOWN NIGGER>
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How come the original UK version of the show is so good while the US show is just a complete pile of shit? Ramsay seems a lot more critical and antagonistic on the US show, is that part of the reason?
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>>9393300
Because Ramsay is a sell-out. Plus, his antagonistic behavior is his real self. Just ask Marco.
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>>9393300
UK version is more calm because Brits are giant pussies with no hurt feelings laws.
>that chick who tried to bitch slap Ramsay for being constructively critical
>Ramsay catches her fucking hand.
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>>9393300
The American audiences are more interested in the social aspect of the show, while viewers in the UK are more interested in how Ramsey is going to fix the restaurant.
The episodes reflect that.
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How do you make fried rice like the Chinese food restaurant?
I tried making some fried rice last year from a recipe online and it tasted terrible not like the Chinese food at all.
I would normally blame my cooking skill but I think it was the recipe because all the recipes online that you get ask you to put a bunch of soy sauce and eggs in the fried rice and I'm pretty sure that is not how its made. I have never seen any fried rice with eggs in it at any Chinese food store!! And Soy Sauce is always optional, the rice has flavor without it. It is supposed to look like the OP pic, I want to know how to make it authentic to the actual resturant.
I asked a Chinese friend whose parents run a resturant how they get it yellow and he said that it's a sauce they pour in and not to wake him at 3 in the morning for that also but he said he didn't know anymore about how its made. Why is this kept so secret?
Also I want to know how the chicken and lo mein is made typo but I don't trust any online recipes anymore after all the nonsense they told me about the fried rice, I can't believe it was a sauce. I don't even know what's in the sauce.
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This is what the recipes tell you to make. As you can see it's quite different.
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Post the recipe you used so we can see where you're going wrong.
Leftover, dry, rinsed, medium grain rice is what you need. Having an extremely hot wok (which is difficult to achieve at home) is also important
>And Soy Sauce is always optional
necessary imo
>how to get it yellow
I have no idea. Are you sure you're not ordering curry fried rice?
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>>9393298
I think they use fish sauce + hoisin not soy sauce
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Whats the absolute worst fast food and why is it Wendys? Thier burgers are always lukewarm and super wet from inferior produce. Thier nuggets suck and even thier fries taste like floppy, salty shit.
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>>9393225
Sounds like any other fast food place to me.
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>>9393225
Wendy's is the best of the big three. I will say that Wendy's sauces are the worst of possibly any restaurant in the world.
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>>9393225
>Thier burgers are always lukewarm and super wet from inferior produce. Thier nuggets suck and even thier fries taste like floppy, salty shit.
You're doing it wrong OP. You get the baked potato, chili, and a frosty.
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Egg in a hole burger
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Fucking stupid.
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You're not making eggs better, you're just making beef worse!
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>>9393148
Much like this post
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From the womb to the tomb edition.
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Old thread:
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A lot of stupid shit will be done tonight and I take no responsibility for any of it
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>>9393100
Not sure of the arresting officer will agree there friendo
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tried everything
coffee
spicy food
vegetables
squating
can only make it halfway and then give up
is anyone here gay? can i just lube myasshole to be able to poop?
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Try muesli
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>>9392983
>tried everything
I don't see enemas or laxatives on your list.
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>>9392999
isnt an enema something you have to go to the hospital for? how do i get laxatives?
When is a slice too big a slice? Some places seem really obsessed with this big slices thing
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Width = quality size
Length = rip off size
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>>9392947
Why not just do the THICC 'za?
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bang bang
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Eating with bowel disorders
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My older sibling was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis when they were a teenager, and over the last month I've had symptoms that are similar to what they deal with. I started keeping track of the food I eat to see what aggravates my stomach or make me feel like I'm going to shit my pants, and it looks like milk and nuts are big offenders. I really hope I don't have UC and it's something like lactose intolerance but I still need to get a diagnosis.
If anyone else here had to deal with this type of problem, what did you do to change your diet? Do you have to take probiotics or any other medication to help? I'm 25 but I feel screwed if I have to deal with this for the rest of my life.
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>>9392917
See a doctor to find out if you have UC or something different.
AFIK probiotics are not effective for UC, but they are effective for many other conditions which have similar symptoms.
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>>9392917
I got that shit and all I can't take is alcohol.
Turns me into a ticking time bomb.
Other then that, I'm fine, don't need a diet change, don't need meds when it does not "flare up".
This condition is still not figured out yet and every case is a bit of a puzzle to see how it goes down.
UC isn't genetic, what can be genetic are mutations in your white bloodcells or your guts or something, you'l only know you'l have it when you get it.
I wouldn't worry about it really, stress aggravates it.
But really, this shit is pretty rare, your probably fine.
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>>9392917
When i am already sick, everything fucks with me
i avoid spicy food and anything acidic, alcohol, fizzy drinks, even large amounts of gluten and milk
i'm not really sure which of those are problems but via trial and error over years i have found that eating certain things make it worse and i avoid them
i pretty much just eat protein and fruit
or failing that soup or chips or mash or something
stress definitely has more of an impact than food from what i can tell
spicy food and alcohol/sip do actually really fuck me up
other ones might just be a coincidence
>you will never get to taste the food that grows in other planets
90% of earths cuisine relys on the same 7 boring ingridients over and over, there is a universe of things to taste and im here stranded on this rock
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Because of all the life other planets support? Mmm can't wait to try a 1,000,000 year old dead bacteria casserole
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I bet it would taste the same as it does here. Don't overestimate human's palates
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>>9392805
>he thinks there are a quadrillion planets teeming with sentient life
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My brioche dough is extremely sticky even though I followed the recipe. Should I add more flour? If not, what should I do?
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french toast
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You can add more flour, it'll make it less sticky, or just work with the sticky dough if you can manage it. The outcome should be fine either way, as long as you can proof and shape it as it should be
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Thanks. I was afraid adding more flour would make it tough but it is still soft and much more manageable.
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So I fermented lactobacillus bacteria in milk to make yogurt and it split into this thin yellow stuff and this thick white stuff. I filtered and separated it.
My question is which one of these things is the bacteria?
The yellow or white?
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>>9392726
Both my man
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>>9392732
wrong
one is the primary bulk of the bacteria, the other is something else entirely but probably has a bit of bacteria in it too
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>>9392735
Look it up you uneducated nigger
guys my can of vanilla coke fully prolapsed what should I do now
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>>9392719
shove it up your prolapsed asshole
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It's more aerodynamic now. Time to invest in a can cannon.
https://www.xproducts.com/product/can-cannon-soda-can-launcher-ar-15-m16/
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>>9392719
Inspect your cans boypussy
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ITT: the obvious best chip
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Lord have mercy on our souls
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fuck outta here
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What is a good dark rum? After sailing for a week with a bottle of myers ive really grown to like that brand but i still feel like its cheap stuff.
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>>9392676
Goslings, Sailor Jerry, Pussers in no particular order
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>>9392676
mount gay
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>>9392676
old but relevant