i live alone now nd ive never even boiled an egg pls help me

>>9391212
its too late

You're already dead

boiling an egg is hard try frying one first. Its easy you just get a pan and get it hot , and then put the egg in it. and when most of it is white you flip it. then a few seconds later you take it off and eat it.

make sure to use salt and pepper

>>9391254
no, no, no

you have to follow this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CtA-2SO7U

>>9391254
^should have added the egg is easier to flip if you make bacon first

microwave an egg for 5 minutes

>>9391274
>vegetarian
>i eat eggs

so many reasons to not hit play

>>9391212
Can you buy eggs? Do you have a pot? Or a pan?

>>9391283
eggs aren't meat?

Animal didn't die to make an egg

>>9391282
test

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>>9391304
yes... i have high cash flow. no gf, no friends, no family... and no skills

>>9391212
>pls help me

No.

lmao I hope you colossally fuck up attempting to cook and either get food poisoning and dying or setting something on fire and causing very expensive damage and requiring complicated repairs with lots of confusing paperwork with big words and lots of numbers requiring you to do lots of big boy stuff and talking to many people that will give you disgusted contemptible looks once they realize just how incompetent of a human you are

>>9391547
Why are you like this anon

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>>9391547
i did not ask for this life. i am survive on diet of ramen noodles, water, fruit and chocolate milk for past month

>>9391547
That isn't very nice.

>>9391666
Steak is pretty easy, try that.

>>9391212
Why don't faggots like you get banned?

>>9391547
fuck you

>>9391688
Check out the IR porn thread and you'll lose your shit

fifteen replies and noone will answer OPs simple question

put the eggs in a pot, cover with cold water so that the eggs are barely submerged. like an inch or two past the top of the egg. turn the heat on, get the water to boiling, then turn the heat off. let the eggs sit in the water until they're cool. if you did it right the shell should come right off and you got yourself sum boiled eggs.

we either need a QTDDTOT or OP needs to learn to google

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>>9391717
thank you snepai post BTC address

>>9391212
You can (probably, depending on your store) buy pre-boiled eggs, but they're more expensive, and don't have a long shelf life.

>>9391283
It makes me kind of sad that there are so many vegans that people don't know what a vegetarian is anymore.

Stir frys and/or fried rice got me through me most of college and it's super easy

>>9391729
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>>9391212
Buy prefabricated food that you simply heat up. Experiment when you have time, read a little, watch chef John on YouTube. Take small steps and begin with something simple. You will be fine :)

>>9391212
Learn how to cook beans
Learn how to cook rice (this one is the hardest to do)
Learn how to boil chicken
Clean some raw veggies
Eat fruit
There you go, easy, basic, healthy you can eat this everyday without problems.

>>9391443
buy a slow cooker while you practice making eggs

>>9392524
and invite friends (or people you woild like to be friends with) when you make a roast. make sure they arrive an hour or two before it's done because the all-consuming scent of a slow-cooked roast will have them salivating.

>>9391840
Gesundheit

>>9391212
im sorry fren, my advice to you is to learn how to make rice and beans, and buy both of those in large amounts, im talking those big 10 plus pound bags.

also learn how to make potatoes in the oven, and cooking chicken breasts are easy

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>>9391547
GO AWAY BULLY, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GONNA FUCK YOUR SKULL

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>>9391729
I wish there was a chan i could use that just had posters like you

>>9391547
And then you got shot up by a rampaging autist slowly realizing that you aren't bulletproof

>>9391212
Darwin will come for you soon.