Does anyone chew on coffee beans?

just pop a caffeine pill fucktard

>>9391329
Won't work, would taste like ass. Beans have to be roasted and then brewed to produce the reactions necessary to impart all the chemicals and flavours you expect from coffee. Moreover you would need an ASSLOAD of beans to equal 1 cup of coffee. It would still probably stain your teeth anyway

Just get caffiene pills, or move to south america and chew cocoain leaves

>>9391329
Enema

>>9391329
Kaneki is that you?

Tried it once before, left a bad taste in my mouth.

it's hard nigga, would ruin your teeth. Plus even more shit will get lodged between teeth. Fuck that.

>>9391404
That's a retarded idea. Only due to the fact that Op said he is in a rush and has no time and an enema takes a while.

>>9391329
chocolate covered espresso beans are tasty

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>>9394281
What if you just grab a handful a coffee beans, crush them up and parachute the powder? Basically just put the powder in a square of toilet paper, roll it up into a nice little package and drop in down the hatch.

>>9394338
Then
>>9391338
>>9391343
Would make more sense.

>>9394329
Regardless of how they taste the texture and the graininess and the crumbs stick in your mouth afterwards ruins them.

>>9394892
>Muh mouth feel.
Faggot.

>>9394281
>shit will get lodged between teeth
What is floss?