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Hey /ck/, what can I do with some monkeys?
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>>9392600
Make MonkChickens
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>>9392600
Get yo bitch ass slapped
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>>9392600
Uma delicia
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how do I get into cooking. I'm basically retarded and the most complex dish I can cook is a stir fry or spaghetti bolognese. /ck/ doesn't have a sticky for this kind of shit but I'd like to know what's a good starting ground. I'm looking at cooking meals that compliment my exercise routine, decent amount of carbs and high in protein.
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Line a bread pan with foil. Put a few pieces of raw meat in it. Cover with sauce or something. Wrap pan closed with more foil. Bake at 375 for like... an hour. Buy some rolls.
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>>9392525
https://www.amazon.com/Joy-Cooking-Irma-S-Rombauer/dp/0743246268
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So what is your goal, getting good at cooking or getting good at making healthy balanced meals?
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This guy is going to eat the last food that you had
What does he say about it?
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>>9392468
>It oddly reminds me of terrible old video games
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>>9392468
He looks like Parker from mcjuggernuggets
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it's bloody piss mate! it tastes like me wee mate had a wank into the tin!
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what did I do wrong and how 2017-09-06 09:18:22 Post No.9392418
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what did I do wrong and how
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I'm a dumbass novice. Allow me to explain. We had Ham in the fridge, it was suggested I make eggs and ham. Wonderful suggestion I thought. I know you'll know what I did wrong and what happened next..but...indulge me.
Spray the pan with oi.I put the ham on the pan, I crack the eggs onto the ham, and then I start the heat. Then get it onto my plate after the egg cooked 3-4 minutes later. Tasted great.
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>>9392418
>what did I do wrong
everything
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>>9392420
pls throughly rip me a new asshole tho
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>>9392418
Sounds good OP. You did a good job.
So I'm attempting to make Hot Sauce
It's currently fermenting in my cabinet.
Currently made of Trinidad scorpions, habaneros, cayenne, garlic, cane sugar, and sea salt.
I was going to add apple cider vinegar at the end and then blend until liquid but I'm second guessing myself.
What's the point of boiling the hot sauce?
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Wouldn't you normally ferment the chilli's, then blend them for sauce?
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>>9392392
breaks down the celluose of the various veg compnents to release more of their flavorful oils and juices into the sauce
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>>9392398
If it's more flavorful, I can boil them with an onion in there and then blend the hell out of it.
Thanks, anon.
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Bacon wrapped turkey, what do you think?
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I think you should flush it down the toilet and then flush yourself down the toilet. You piece of shit, why would you think anyone would want to see this? Bacon wrapped turkey!? Are you fucking serious!??!? Get the fuck out of here with this epic meal time shit and kill yourself. Just kidding
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>>9392389
Looks a little underdone.
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>>9392389
Looks cool, but you'll get a better result by pushing the bacon under the skin of the breasts.
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What's /ck/'s preferred hotdog toppings?
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Btead
edit: Bread
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>>9392388
Cummies
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Love some chilidogs
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What are some irritating or infuriating food scams?
>Charging $2.00 for each additional topping on pizza
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When they charge $1,000,000 for a single mcdonalds frenchfry
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>go to a restaurant
>they have a forced tip policy
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Krab chowder
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>>9392277
I don't speak moon runes.
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>>9392277
It's the end of civilization as we know it
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>>9392280
Those texts are irrelevant. It's chicken + bacon + cheese +sauce + chicken
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Why would anyone do drugs when they could just eat garlic bread?
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>>9392269
Drugs are cheaper.
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>>9392269
Drugs aren't empty carbs
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>>9392269
Garlic bread makes you fat, meth makes you skinny.
Is it, dare I say, the perfect snack?
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>>9392248
>snacking
Fat fuck
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>>9392248
but that's egg and cheese toast, not a sandwich
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So she posts here,right?
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MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES
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>>9392081
We have been raided. Oh no daddy, quick cum in me! Daddy oh daddy, faster, faster! Don't stop, daddy, don't stop! I am almost there!
*ding*
Daddy the watermelon chicken is ready. Let's eat.
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>>9392081
>watermelon chicken
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How do you feel about fried shrimp heads?
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Whats even the point?
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>>9392098
It boils up well, hun.
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>>9392098
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2iiu5d
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Popeyes Mighty Good Fried Chicken was first opened in Arabi, Louisiana, a suburb of New Orleans in St. Bernard Parish, on June 12, 1972 as "Chicken on the Run"
The restaurant was founded on quality and attention to detail and nothing has changed since the moment they opened their first store.
My friends let me tell you. The moment I took a bite of my first piece of dark meat my life changed. I knew I would never be the same again.
>that flavor
>that crunch
>those spices
>the table side service and clean floors.
Popeye's has changed the restaurant game forever. I encourage you to run, not walk, down to Popeye's today!
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Obviously, everything has changed since then. Because now its bland and shitty.
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>>9392036
This.
There's a reason I make fried chicken at home instead of going out to get some.
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>>9392034
my doctor told me to not run, im at risk of a heart attack
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Which foods have the most hilarious names?
I would say cumquats and pork butt.
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lol xD
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>>9391996
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Butt-er.