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>>1406634
Pretty dumb from a collector's point of view but whose butthole did you pull thus from?

>>1406666
My own butthole. There's a ton of shitty modern art so I thought I could get in on that.

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>>1406634
Sell them to architects for their model buildings

>walk away with 287 mil

Its just money.

>>1406515
no one should really be making more than a couple hundred thousand a year. You have way more than enough.

That's why we have taxes folks, they help and save people every day.

Why is your agent taking 20% of your income? That's just fucking retarded

>>1406521
what app is that

>>1406521
Also looking for app

A dick in your mouth is what you're worth

>>1406487
SELL ME THIS PEN ANON

>>1406738
SMELL ME THIS PEN ANON
*corrected

>>1406451
send it to me and i'll mail it to you. you cover the cost of a money order, stamp, envelope, and withdrawal fees plus a 50% convenience fee

sounds like a good plan.. go for it

>>1406440
yeah but like what would actually happen if I was wrong...the broker I'm looking at isn't regulated and is based in bulgaria...could they actually have my property seized or wages garnished? what would really happen to me? jail?

>>1406445
They'll probably send someone to your house to kill you. I don't know why you think dealing with those people is going to result in consequences you can get away from.

Bump for interest

>>1406414
t. I'm trying to sell my stock

any reason why it should go up ((((((anon))))))

>>1406424
Because they're a great fucking company in the making. The only thing keeping their price down are the amount of cucks shorting for 5% profit after they failed to ride the pump up.

Screenshot this, at least $2 by November.

LETS DO THIS

>>1407360
i am ready

>>1406381
>media technology

you mean along the lines of
>books
>television
>radio
>internet

a new platform for media?

>>1406381
I'm gonna be really harsh on you but by the sounds of it you don't really have anything at the moment.
>My ideas are mostly developed, i have an idea of what my final product will look like
That language you've used "most" "an idea" doesn't fill me with confidence. It makes it sound nebulous and underdeveloped.

The cut and paste advise is.
>Write it down. Always remember ideas, even if vocalized are worthless. Written down they potentially have value

You say you don't have credentials. Well, find someone who does have credentials in the area. Get them to sign a NDA when you tell them about it. If they like the idea they'll offer their name and advise you on what to do with it, especially if you offer them a cut or a advisory fee.
After all, if your idea never comes to fruition, what do they lose? Maybe some of their time.

Now you can go about raising money for a prototype.
Contact a graphic designer and a filmmaker about putting together a slick "sizzle reel" to wow people into investing in your company and product. Whatever it does.
Or just slam the sizzle reel on Kickstarter.

>>1406381
I know you won't like this answer, but if you want your business to take off quick then one option is to find a cofounder/partner; someone who is older and more experienced would be your best bet, specifically in your industry. this person will likely have the connections you need to succeed.

sure you can learn it all yourself, but how long will that take? time is the most valuable commodity humans have. is your time worth 50% of your company? that's your decision

good luck

>>1406339
>UVXY
thanks for pointing that out bruv

>>1406339

That thing murdered me for 2 weeks straight and I had to get rid of it. fucking cancer

uvxy will go to moon if DB crashes and starts new lehmans

does that mean you will stock up on kneepads?

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Here's one on Kirk Kerkorian
>Kirk did deals the old-school way. Back in 2008 I was buying the Treasure Island casino, which used to be owned by MGM. I met with Jim Murren, the company’s chairman and CEO, in the Bellagio and offered him $700 million cash. He called Kerkorian, who was still the biggest shareholder–and clearly the boss. He told Jim he wanted $150 million more. I said no thanks and walked out.
>Kirk being Kirk, he got on a plane to talk it over face-to-face at the Bellagio. I said, “Kirk, I think we’re just too far apart.” I was at $700 million, he at $850. “Why don’t we split the difference?” I said. “I’ll give you $750.”
>“Do the math,” he countered. “That’s not half. We’re splitting it $775.” He might have been 92, but he was sharp as ever. On his way out he turned to me. “Don’t let the lawyers screw this up.” They didn’t: We did the deal for $775 million on the dot.

Is this really how it goes down?

>>1406307
You go to the bank and take out a big ass loan using the money you already have as collateral. Hopefully you have $1Million lying around somewhere.
Now with your big ass loan taken out, you are untouchable. You owing the bank something like $100Million is not your problem. It is the bank's problem. If you don't pay them back, they can go under, so they will let you take your time with whatever the fuck you're planning to do, much like how people are reluctant to sell stocks they bought at $300 that crash to $50 because its only a loss if you sell at the lowest point.
Use the money to establish a business. Buy a couple assets to seem legit. Pay yourself $30-50 million out of that loan you took out as a CEO. Then gamble the rest of the money with your business operations. If your business fails, declare bankruptcy. You still get to pocket the $30-50 million you had. Now go back to the bank (or a different bank if the last guys dont like you anymore) and peddle a new business venture. You now have even more money to put up for collateral, and those guys probably want to make up for their losses on your last failed business. So you get another loan, use some of your assets from last time, and start up a new business. Always remember to pay the CEO his fair share for running that business each time before you declare bankruptcy though!

>being 20 years older than your mother in law


Damn Bernie is based

these are the options i can think of myself but really value any input you can give me.

a small part of me feels like i can still make it work making small little start ups like burger vans or selling proseco at events and so on.

i have considered going on to do a masters in hotel management or marketing.

i am also considering the thought of doing another undergrad degree in something which is guaranteed to be lucrative.
i would care less about these subjects but it would give me a more clinical approach to doing the job such as Law or Finance.

>>1406269
OP is a faggot for choicing food management to do at college

>>1406302
shameful bumping myself

all on black

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>>1406265
>wait til crash
>buy the dip on index fund

OP here
important note, I live in Aus at the moment
(that $150k is converted from $200k dollarydoos)
but am planning to move to america at some stage

uh I mean won't they just give you a new receipt saying you returned it?

>>1406262

You don't have to return that one...
That's definitely a scam that would work, granted you don't buy 10 laptops per year.

In my country taxis do this all the time to minor their taxes. They know someone with a garage and every few months they "do" something new on the car.