If you had no choice but to work a blue collar job - which one would you go for?
I'd work as a train operator.
>>1407855
CNC Machinist. Not to be confused with CNC Operator plebs.
Pretty comfy if you work in a small business.
Male prostitute
I can't believe I got calls back from 5 of the 8 job offers I applied to.
What advice can you anons give me taking offers and interviews?
>>1407616
Demand a higher salary than what they want to start you at. They usually try to lowball you. Dont get greedy, just go up by about 1-2%.
Plz check the videos in the video program 3xMaxwageslave.txt
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Life is scary.
>>1407599
> SPENGINGS
>>1407599
What the fuck is? A budget for a ten people's lifetimes?
>>1407599
Why do you need so much of everything?
Why don't we have a crowdfunding thread set up 24/7? It's the best way to actually make money.
If you're in a third world shithole then use Indiegogo. If you're first world then use Kickstarter. If you're either then simply use Patreon.
It's a crime that /biz/ of all places doesn't talk 24/7 about crowdfunding.
Give bitcoin a break and talk about something else.
/biz/ secretly hates money. They stock trade just for the thrill of it.
>>1408432
Just saying.
>>1408432
This. You can't make money out of nothing unless it's crowdfunding.
Is this stuff for US citizens only? Can I buy their funds if I'm based in EU?
Vanguard has funds in the UK as well. However, you don't have to buy Vanguard funds, there are enough EU alternatives.
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/EU_investing
>>1407442
No.
Use ETFs by iShares or SPDR, and be wary of the fees.
>>1407442
I can buy them here at least through my broker. In my country there's just a couple of banks that offer trade in the US.
>There are people on /biz/ RIGHT NOW that would ironically NOT kill their entire family to gain their inheritance
>>1407390
not everyone is a nigger.
>>1407400
But apparently you are a pussy.
Lmao you parents where going to die anyways and your siblings are your competition nigger
>We Natural Selection Now.
>>1407390
Does OP practice what he preaches?
So my girlfriends' financial advisor at our bank is sure there will be another economic collapse within 6 years, probably before 2020. I have heard the same from some financial consultants I talked too.
They usually cite geopolitical turmoil combined with the massive debt used to prop up the 2008 crisis. Fiat is built on quick-sand foundations of inflation.
When I google others the sentiment is largely echoed but reasoning remains vague.
eg: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/02/12/the-world-cant-afford-another-financial-crash--it-could-destroy/
Will the Greatest Crash of All Time kick off in a few years, /biz/? Or will we manage to plod along on inflation and debt like we did in 2008? What will be the cause? How do we protect ourselves?
>>1407339
Fucking gold shills man.
>>1407341
Gold will devalue too. How will you cover your ass?
>>1407339
I agree, there will definitely be a downturn within the next 4 years. Especially with how our government is just printing money like crazy, the RE market is inflated, and bank interest rates are so low.
But I wouldn't say a "collapse". The whole system has to be hot air for their to be a full collapse and this country has a lot of good labor, property, and ideas.
Anyway, just save save save. Don't live paycheck to paycheck. A well prepared person has at least a full years pay in their savings by age 30. And so on and so forth...
I don't think saving up gold will be some kind of savior in the event of a downturn, things will just suck for everyone for a while.
Fundamental analysis or technical analysis?
>>1407331
Jim cramer says Both.
>>1407331
Adaptive market hypothesis incorporates both and has the best scores in market prediction. SO both, but personally I rely more on the fundamentals for investing.
>>1407331
Both. Technical for entries and exits, fundamental for your crystal ball.
whats a good job for someone who doesnt want to use their brain but isnt particularly strong either? i'm not asking for the world but something a little bit better than peanuts.
Jobs for the mentally stupid and physically weak?
retail. cashier. fast food. call centers. 90% of primarily female positions
Knee pads
Customer service in a call center
waiter
painter
bus driver
truck driver
there's more.
quick question, what website you guys use for stock watching and investing?
>>1407288
stock watching?
We just put money on names and trust our guts and memes. Nobody actually watches the market here.
>>1407295
ok, for investing then
>>1407288
The guy who lives next door has Google finance open.
I can sort of see the screen from here.
Any law fags here? im 30 and not getting any younger, after high school I just went to work as a laborer with no real thoughts of college, now im thinking it may benefit me to go back, I have always enjoyed hearing about criminal law and reading court proceedings from our local small town cases, I also feel im pretty good in a debate, so what about it /biz/ do u recommend someone become a lawyer this day in time or no?
>>1407024
http://www.bls.gov/ooh/legal/lawyers.htm
Anecdotally, it's not going to be anywhere near as sexy as what you see on tv or even realistically think. Think ambulance chasers and DUI lawyers.
>>1407024
Sounds a bit late ofc but its totally doable imo. Its probably gonna be hard work to get back in the education system but you'll manage. You've got more perspective and more at stake than the others, it can work in your favor.
>>1407061
And also this guy is right. Criminal law is pretty tough, if you are not among the top lawyers you'll end up defending low lives every day, staring into the blank glaze of social misery and barely making ends meat
So boys, the economy collapses about every 6-8 years. How are you preparing?
>>1407015
Taking out massive short positions?
Bitcoin
>>1407015
Trumpcoin and silver bullets.
thread dedicated to posting your business ideas
>>1406964
business idea: Create a pay to join forum for people to post their business ideas on
An anonymous imageboard where people can post text as well as pictures.
business idea: purpose-built stilettos with a sharpened point to allow for quicker busting of your balls
Good. Fuck the propagandist shills.
What happened to make it tank?
>>1406937
1. They produce nothing
2. 1/4 of their entire site is bot accounts
3. It's filled with niggers
Come on, this sounds like garbage if you ask me. I wouldn't use this product.
They had to tell everyone how much they sucked in generating money.
I believe CRISPR will be huge in the future and be pretty much omnipresent after China shows its successes using it on people.
In what should I invest to get in on the Crispr train with maximum return?
China isn't really very good at new science. They can't copy.
I imagine anyone getting their viral injections is going to have a bad time.
>>1406788
Oh poor that asian race. Still trying to find a cure for their autism after all these years.
You know what would be funny? If it worked on fixing the slavic race and improving the white race, but not the african, asian, mudslime races.
Now that would be sad.
Given how China likes to manipulate data to give the appearance of success (see: Chinese economy) would you really trust any gene therapy that they claim works super duper good?