Begging General thread.
Anyone who needs to beg or anyone feeling generous that wants to donate can come here to shitpost.
Begger of the day:
>>1469772
Tips on begging:
http://hubpages.com/money/How-to-Beg-for-Money-Successfully
Resources:
https://begslist.com
This thread is /biz/ related because it's about cash flow, so fuck off in advance.
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kys
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>>1469823
no u.
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>>1469822
Is this your sly way of attempting to rally all the parasites into a single thread to be b&?
Remember kids:
>Begging/asking (including tipping) for cyptocurrencies or asking for money/capital is also strictly forbidden
Think before you post.
Be me:
27yo, no qualifications.
work as janitor part time and earn only $500/month.
Self taught forex trader.
No hope in getting hired, I want to make my own money not work for someone on low wages all my life.
How to turn nothing into something!!!?.. preferably stocks/currencies.
thanks
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>>1469848
Yes, I'd do that. Get your college paid, then get into cyber security if you can. Lots of work and money there
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>self taught forex trader
Why, arent you making money from this? You just need a few grand seed capital
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So unlike most boards that rotate around DIY/self improvement, this board lacks a sticky with basic information with recommendations and what not. I would like to know what biz recommends I read to educate myself on the topic of stock investments. I am a paramedic but have money to put aside. I also recently took full ownership of a mutual fund that was set aside for me when my father passed away. That account is currently stocked by fidelity stocks. Before I sell and diversify some of those stocks, I want to know what to do, and to learn that I need to know what to read. What does biz recommend for a person starting out in stock investments with very little knowledge of stocks.
TL;DR - Stock investing for dummies recommended literature
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>Business Creation
Go It Alone – Bruce Judson
The Lean Startup – Eric Ries
Street Smarts – Norm Brodsky & Bo Burlingham
Ready, Fire, Aim – Michael Masterson
Escape from Cubicle Nation – Pamela Slim
Bankable Business Plans – Edward Rogoff
>Marketing
All Marketers Are Liars – Seth Godin
Permission Marketing – Seth Godin
The 22 Immutable Laws of Marketing – Al Ries & Jack Trout
Getting Everything You Can Out of All You’ve Got – Jay Abraham
>Sales
The Psychology of Selling – Brian Tracy
Pitch Anything – Oren Klaff
The Ultimate Sales Machine – Chet Holmes
Value-Based Fees – Alan Weiss
>Finance & Accounting
Financial Intelligence for Entrepreneurs – Karen Berman & Joe Knight
Simple Numbers, Straight Talk, Big Profits – Greg Crabtree
The 1% Windfall – Rafi Mohammed
Accounting Made Simple – Mike Piper
How to Read a Financial Report – John A. Tracy
Venture Deals – Brad Feld & Jason Mendelson
>Productivity & Effectiveness
Getting Things Done – David Allen
The Power of Full Engagement – Jim Loehr &Tony Schwartz
StrengthsFinder 2.0 – Tom Rath
Bit Literacy – Mark Hurst
10 Days to Faster Reading – Abby Marks-Beale
>Problem Solving
The 80/20 Principle – Richard Koch
Accidental Genius – Mark Levy
Learning from the Future – Liam Fahey & Robert Randall
>Behavioral Change
The Power of Less – Leo Babauta
The Path of Least Resistance – Robert Fritz
Re-Create Your Life – Morty Lefkoe
Self-Directed Behavior – David Watson & Roland Tharp
>Influence
Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion – Robert B. Cialdini
How to Win Friends and Influence People – Dale Carnegie
Crucial Conversations – Kerry Patterson et al
The 48 Laws of Power – Robert Greene
>Leadership
Tribes – Seth Godin
Total Leadership – Stewart Friedman
What Got You Here Won’t Get You There – Marshall Goldsmith
The New Leader’s 100-Day Action Plan – George Bradt et al
http://thebizness.org/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=50
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How can I make around 1000€ in under two months? I'm a 18 year old student, and I need the money for my studies.
I'm ready to do anything. I have asked for a job from almost every company in the area, but there is no jobs in here.
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>>1469774
Suk
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>>1469774
Move to the US.
That's about minimum wage part time in most states.
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What are you studying?
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Hey /biz/ what stock do you think will shoot up soon?
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$URRE$ ?
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>>1469686
SKX
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>>1469761
>SKX
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-skechers-skx-isnt-more-142402255.html
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Going to my first industry event tomorrow where there will be reps from State Farm, Goldman Sachs, tech companies and the like. I am majoring in both Stats and Comp Sci, so that makes my resume look nice.
How do I approach the reps? What do I say to them? What do I ask about their company? What the fuck do I do? I just want an internship.
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>>1469669
>comp sci
HE FELL FOR IT
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>>1469669
just open with a funny joke to break the ice. works every time. cross your eyes, extend your goofy hand, and exclaim, "MY NAME SUCC BOI!"
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>>1469669
"L.O.L."
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https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_bbr
Thank you, berry coin.
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Now that is sweet.
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>>1469665
Why were there no threads up on /biz/ about this sweet fruit? Why do retards shill their worthless trumpcoins, but keep the real juicy stuff out of sight? The last big hit for shills was ETH, we completely missed STEEM too.
Grats on the gains anyhow bro
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Rumours have it that XMR will triple in price from 150k to 400k+ after September the 1st. Of course that could always be the moment it completely dumps, so take it with a grain of salt.
Right now the coins pumped a lot because it's the end of the month. That is when all the whales look at their wallets and get pissed off that they only made pennies instead of billions.
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Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm a 25 year-old full-stack web developer who recently quit his job developing websites at an agency (mainly because it was a shit job) and now I wanna start my own company from home.
I already have the skills to quickly build responsive and functional websites and also I have a list of emails from potential customers.
I would appreciate some guidance on how to charge my clients (I.e. who pays for the hosting/domain name, for how many years should I pay it?, Who pays for a website's renewal?, Where should I host my webpages? As far as I know it's way cheaper to host in USA rather than here in Chile).
My plan is to start promoting my company by building a website and sending mass email and make it look really professional. My target clients are 45+ year-old wealthy guys who run their own businesses. Any help provided will be greatly appreciated.
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>>1469654
My opinions only:
>Who pays for the hosting/domain?
You do, and you pass the cost to them. Maintaining control over the domain/hosting will make the websites more turnkey and make it harder for them to use someone else (i.e. someone cheaper) down the road.
>How many years?
Require 2 years hosting/domain charges up front, then just re-charge yearly. Most businesses are gonna be fine with that, $10/yr. for a domain is pennies compared to building rent/etc.
As for hosting, I'd try to get clever and buy some hosting on a VPN and parcel it out among smaller clients. You could make money that way.
>Where should I host my webpages?
Dreamhost is my favorite hosting company. They are consistently high quality and don't cave when websites get DDOSed or when some asswipe threatens baseless lawsuits.
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>>1469654
>>1469660
this clown doesn't know anything.
use google cloud or AWs or heroku or redshift for cloud hosting.
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this is the most /biz/ movie right?
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No this is
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>>1469600
actually this
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I want to open up an alcohol/tabaco store in a shitty neighbourhood where I would get a constant customer flow.
1. I already have the list of all local alcohol suppliers/wholesellers.
2. Made research on licenses that are required to open this kind of store.
3. I have the approximate of all monthly costs including rent etc.
Whats my next step?
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>>1469577
Enjoy having to deal with tramps and poles
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Buy a gun for when Ceaser and his monkey friends decide to hit up your store.
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Become good friends with local police.
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Yo /biz/ I need a get rich quick scheme. Anybody have anything for me?
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>>1469574
kneepad sales for /biz/nessmen
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Doubling money
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URRE?
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I want to buy stocks and hold them for 10 years. Is there any reason why Robinhood is not a good option for this?
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>>1469546
My only concern (since RH is still a new brokerage house) that it might run into trouble. Otherwise, I don't see a risk to going long with RH.
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>>1469553
/thread
Go with TD Ameritrade or eTrade for LONG term holds
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How do owners of corporations avoid paying 39.6% personal income tax?
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>>1469500
By having very little personal income on which you have to pay a personal income tax.
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Shell corporations, donations to 'charitable organizations' (to lower their tax bracket) that their friends own and can shuffle money back to them for a small fee (lower than the taxable rate), and wise legal shuffling of money between accounts.
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Pay your fucking taxes, scum
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Anybody here invested in uranium stocks. Is the market beginning to turn with some of the majors running up in bullish fashion. Anybody else follow this shit?
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$URRE$
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>>1469492
what do u think of the current state of the market?
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>>1469503
I will do you're investments for you for a 10% fee or look into it for yourself.
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Whats some of you favorite business names?
I would guess most people will say duo syllable names like target, nike, apple, uber and whatever.
But I actually like company names that are made up of two last names the most.
Also for some reason names that end in "well", and anything with "Dynamics" in it.
Here's a list of mine. The first being my favorite and the rest in no order.
Osram
Pentax Honeywell
Bell & Howell
Lockheed
Monsanto
Caterpillar
FedEX
3M
Northrop Grumman
Coldwell Banker
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Some WallStreet shit that doesn't fucking mean anything like Stratton Oakmont but sounds like you're making a shitton of money.
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>>1469447
raytheon
ruger
price waterhouse cooper
intel
nike
under armour
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>>1469451
Stratton & Oakmont
Fuck thats a good one.
Any idea why these types of names sound so successful?