Yo /biz/ I need a get rich quick scheme. Anybody have anything for me?

>>1469574
kneepad sales for /biz/nessmen

Doubling money

URRE?

>>1469574
take life insurance and KYS
scan dollar and print like 10000000000000000000000000 of them
traditional and ancient wisdom of this board will say kneepads but don't listen to the haters. buy elbowpads for maximum gainz

Okay guys I bought kneepads but now I have less money then I started with.

>wat do

>>1469592
you know the answer, you've always known the answer

Need money without trying bump

>>1469598
top

>>1469640
Try selling stuff on OfferUp/Craigslist.

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>>1469574
keep trying different get rich schemes till one eventually works for you.

>>1469574
if you bought monero a week ago.. you would have quadrupled your money.

Research different get rich quick schemes and experiment with the best ones.
Then sell the results of your experiment to rubes who believe in get rich quick schemes.