>the man with a plan
>great high-flyer
>incredible mat technician
>most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>based entrance theme
>based jackets
>redpilled
>called out Obama
>called out the Jews
>called out the Illuminati
>called out the 9/11 hologram planes
>called out the Atlantians
>called out the Lumerians
>called out the thirteen interbreeding shapeshifter lizard bloodlines
>called out the moon
>called out the sun
>philosophically-sound
>strong sense of individuality
>transcended
>longest-reigning Interim WWE Champion of all time
>won on The Price is Right
>no tattoos or piercings
>not a cuck
>doesn't do roids
>honest
>not a hypocrite
>one of the most naturally-charismatic people in wrestling history
>passionate, once drove forty hours straight to wrestle three matches for a promotion that got him into Japan
>destroyed John Cena on the mic
>not a single bad promo in his entire career
>always willing to put people over
>was a draw in Japan
>single-handedly carrying the cruiserweight division on his back
>best gimmick in the company today
>>1843509
>>called out the 9/11 hologram planes
what did he mean by this
>>1843522
The 9/11 hologram planes were called out by him.
>>1843533
i disagee
"b-b-but there was no build"
Yes there fucking was it just wasn't the usual WWE spoonfed these two guys are now feuding" shit. TNA actually is competant enough to write wrestling where they can be multiple stories happening at once across the roster. Eddie lost to Lashley earlier in the year and Lashley threw the X title down. This was revenge for that. There's literally nothing wrong with someone winning a title like this.
>quoting an imaginary person and lengthily responding in your OP post with anger
>>1843498
It terrible booking. He just finished losing to Aron Rex for the Grand Title, now all of a sudden his power level is big enough to beat Lashley for the World Title? It's bad booking, no way around it.
>>1843498
Literally Sabin tier
>Smarks nitpick every single thing wrong with a product
>Rarely spend money because they pirate everything via streams
>Want management to push talents who can't draw, then turn on the same talent a few months later
Why should a promotion listen to them again?
>>1843458
>Rarely spend money because they pirate everything via streams
literally who do you think buys the WWE network?
They refused to listen for over a decade and the ratings have steadily declined. You tell me?
I'll never turn on AJ Styles unless he kills his family or turns into another Phil Brooks.
Why do Brits like wrestling so much? Doesn't seem like Vince's Carny Parade is very much in-line with their typically high-falootin' sensibilities.
I've always wondered this as well.
We are actually far more uncultured and uneducated than you give us credit for, if you ever came here it would begin to make sense
>>1843408
Its part of our national psyche, wrestling has been huge here for centuries. I would say now is the time its been the least culturally relevant
October 7, 2016
the day that being anything other than an extreme casual dropped you into "more of an incel than r9k" territory
>>1843394
i don't get it
>>1843417
Stop caring about things otherwise you're a weeb dweeb who'll never share his seed
>>1843424
only half right. care about things, just not:
wrestling
video games
anime
history
science fiction
fantasy
porn
any type of toys
any type of models
any music that isn't hip hop or current trendy rock subgenre
any collectable card games
computers/programming/coding
internet that isn't social media
manga
martial arts that aren't directly MMA related
comic books that aren't mainstream Marvel/DC or horror genre
>Would you let me suck your dick for $100?
>I gots da green nigga
>>1843387
Kek its gone down
I wonder much he will get a video when McManlover's kikes cease and desist that fragile fraggle to oblivion and it is solely bingo hall outlaw botches
>>1843407
>I wonder much he will get a video when McManlover's kikes cease and desist that fragile fraggle to oblivion and it is solely bingo hall outlaw botches
McCanSuckMyDick won't get penny one, gentleman. You are all simply jealous that I can get $911 by downloading clips others send me, spending 15 minutes on it in VirtualDub and then releasing it to my upstanding legion of Patreons.
>with maffew, u win
Maffew needs a real job
Why do people like her again? She is shit in ring so I don't get why Smarks like her and she has shit looks so I don't get why marks like her.
I dunno. Some people think she's attractive and still swoon over her ass. Sasha Banks is bit reckless and it's small miracle she hasn't broken her neck yet.
She's alright but that little filly needs to be more careful in the ring.
They watched the “top 50 moves of Sasha Banks“ on youtube and formed an opinion that is set in stone.
>>1843364
Because smarks are beta liberal sjw faggots and she is a female AND a minority. If they put enough nice guy coins in the machine and white knight for her, their first sexual experience will come out, r-right?
Did he tear his quads while his son was beating the shit out of him?
>>1843347
His son looks smug as fuck
I remember playing Ratchet & Clank 2 on PS3 when this shit went down.
Is this the best active commentary duo in wrestling?
>>1843342
No. Vampiro is kind of shit at commentary and Striker could be better at play by play. He has some could wrestling trivia though.
>>1843342
They have the best chemistry, but I don't think they're the best at their actual commentary.
>god tier
One competent commentator
>okay tier
Two commentators
>absolute shit tier
Three or more commentators
>John Cena will be 50 in 10 years
so he has 15 more years in him?
>>1843331
Well no, in 10 years he'll be 49.
you retarded bro?
Any bros here?
>>1843295
YASS
I'm not even gay but I'd love for him to wrap me up in a bromission
It's crazy how good this dude after just over a year in wrestling.
Eddie Edwards (pic related) beats Bobby Lashley
>A fucking Boobah is the World Champion
>All champions come out to the ring in the opening
>Allie is over as fuck
>Sienna gets more promo time, becomes a bigger heel, triggers Allie waifu fags to call her a cow. Had a good match with Gail. Webm in next post. Sienna will put her real life friend Allie over down the line
>Eli Drake and EC3 are awesome
>X Division continues to go down the drain. It's supposed to be a no limit division not a vanilla midget division. Kurt Angle and Joe were competitors.
>Aaron Rex is a waste of money
>Grand Slam Championship Matches, seriously fuck off
>Mike Bennett is awesome
>Lashley is fucking awesome, guy has improved alot as a heel
>Moose has a great entrance theme
>Tag division biggest draw thanks to Hardy and Decay
Wow this was actually better than Raw
Oh also /TNA/ reaction general
>>1843270
Of course it was better than Raw. Watching your dog get put down is better than Raw. That said, the Hardys and Decay were great as always. Pretty much no other reason to watch TNA though.
>>1843270
Lashley is leaving to prepare for his mma match. Who would you rather the belt be dropped on for a transitional run? At least this way we get good matches because Edwards can work.
this really depressed me.
https://youtu.be/D48EN6k0xqk?t=53m26s
Damn.
Didn't they make a documentary on him two years ago or so and he was still relatively normal?
>roid raging rapist rendered retarded
bismillah
>>1843271
t. reddit
What do you think was talked about between these two here?
Benoit and a literally who lady?
well idk he probably said nice things to her while imagining choking the life out of her then fucking her corpse
>>1843231
that's Jennifer Aniston
>>1843223
Diana Hart Smith "Bulldog raped me"
Chris Benoit "He raped me too"
> We noted before that German director Lexi Alexander will be directing the "Crossface" biopic on Chris Benoit and the 2007 murder-suicide. The movie will be produced by Alex A. Ginzburg and Tony Lee of "Let It Play" and executive produced by Ram Getz and Matthew Randazzo V. Jake Goldberger and Sarah Coulter will write the script that is based on Randazzo's "Ring of Hell: The Story of Chris Benoit & the Fall of the Pro Wrestling Industry" book.
> According to the Wrestling Observer Newsletter via someone who was once involved with the movie, it was originally going to be loosely based on Irv Muchnick's book about the murders but negotiations fell apart and now it will be loosely based on Randazzo's book.
> Industry giant William Morris Endeavor (WME), who is also involved with the movie, has insisted that the film have scenes to open up speculation that former WCW booker Kevin Sullivan had something to do with the murders, which has been a conspiracy theory for years.
> WME also suggested that they have late wrestler Johnny Grunge, perhaps scripted as Benoit's best friend, be the one who found Eddie Guerrero's body in his hotel room after a WWE WrestleMania event at Madison Square Garden. In reality, Eddie's body was found by his nephew Chavo Guerrero before a TV taping in Minnesota.
> Another crazy idea proposed to be included in the movie is one where Sullivan broke into Benoit's house, to add to the speculation that he was involved.
> The original writer Richard O'Sullivan claimed he left the project because he refused to write the Sullivan speculation into the film.
> While the script hasn't been finalized, those still close to the movie say the producers want sullivan conspiracy to be presented as a strong backstory in the movie. The story itself however will be based on the real story of benoit, his family, and his wrestling journey.
>>1843218
(contd)
> Regarding the cast, Michael Hall was once suggested to play Benoit but his rep said he didn't want to play a killer and be typecast.
> Kellen Lutz and Liam McIntyre were also discussed for the Benoit role but that's been a while back.
> There were also rumors of Liev Schreiber playing Benoit but those were nixed.
> WWE is reportedly not happy with the idea of the movie being made.
> It's believed the movie will feature drugs, steroids or others, along with CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy).
can't wait for the memes
>2016
>still thinking Benoit did it
How can people be so retarded? It was obviously Sullivan