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Corbin over Swagger clean.
Carmella over Nikki 50/50 booking. Dirty finish.
Uso's over Rhyno/Slater to be transitional champions for AA. Could lose and win next month though.
Wyatt over Orton, dirty finish.
Ziggler over Miz, clean.
I want to say Styles but knowing WWE they could try and swerve people and have Cena go over because everyone expects him to lose due to taking time off soon.

>Corbin wins with self rock bottom
>Nikki wins with that new cutter finisher she has
>Uso pins Rhyno after cheating
>Orton wins via DQ
>isn't Becketty injured? If not, she retains.
>Miz wins via submission
>AJ pins Dean after getting hit with AA and Styles Clash

>>1847436
Corbin beats Swagger obvs
Nikki beats Carmella obvs
Usos beat Rhyno & Slater obvs
Wyatt gets unclean win over Orton to continue the feud
Bex match gets cancelled
Miz beats Ziggy and they do a fake retirement angle or some shit
Styles retains

Fucking hot bitches and getting bitches wet

>>1847362
What a shit gimmick Vince. He needs to gain 300 lbs of fat, dye his hair purple, and live in his mom's basement.

>>1847362
that's roman reigns gimmick

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Good joke amigo

Ziggler wins by DQ incoming.
So fucking predictable.

>>1847335
This is the best possible finish which practically guarantees that it won't happen.

>>1847235
have sex

>>1847235
>Bliss was nothing more than cannon fodder for Becky

>thinks Bliss is winning the title
Hahahahahahahaha.

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>>1847235
Hi Blissbro! She did it!

>>1847217
have sex

she's not winning it unil tuesday now

>>1847217
Match is cancelled champ. You'll have to wait another month to see the filler feud blow off.

When Flair won.
AJ Styles.

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>>1847223

1992

It's the only rumble match I know the year to. And it was for the title.

The where Macho tries to pin Yokozuna is also funny.

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Dress Roman Reigns up as the ultimate warrior, have him No sell the AA, and then squash him in 28 second.

I might actually not boo Roman as hard.

He's leaving after No Mercy though

>Wasting it on a B-show of the B-show

That shit will happen at Mania.

>>1847044
>tfw your waifu is taller than you

>>1847044
Remember how triple H almost got booked into a cuckoldry storyline going into mania 18

Remember when Jericho and Stephanie were having sex every night on the road as gaytch was at home recovering

Why does his belt say Rusev?

>>1846990
Because having nameplates and personal logos in belts is dumb.

>Record low ratings
>Hated by the fans
>Is weak and can barely pull off a powerbomb

He fucking sucks.

Mexico has AAA

Mexico and Puerto Rico are the biggest after Japan. You could sort of argue the UK has its fair share as well.

>>1846964

is AAA bigger than CMLL? both look like they draw pretty big crowds to me.

Literally who?

The vanilla midgets

L.G.B.T Community
>Luchador
>Gay
>Brit
>Towelhead

Pro wrestling is basically a real life anime.

>>1846912
where are the catgirls then?

>>1846919
Settle for mares

Someone got salty that he wasn't more over than cena and the fucking rock and decided to blame everyone else around him.

The one with the headphones left an insurmountable legacy while the one on the right is desperately taking cock to become Ric Flair 2.0.

Cena didn't turn heel against Punk as the rebel babyface

Bret Hart

>>1846845
Who's the chick on the left?

HBGay, objectively
>Bret Hart's career cut short in 1999
>Hickenbottom makes a triumphant return in 2002, and goes on to have one the best runs of any wrestler ever

>>1846729
>>>/tv/

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>Can she actually wrestle?

PG