Archived threads in /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling - 2306. page

File: natty.png (603KB, 625x696px) Image search: [Google]

603KB, 625x696px

YAAAAAAAAAY

File: Loot.jpg (100KB, 1032x581px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 1032x581px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhoIW96KES0

https://twitter.com/Rainfake/status/784111879358734337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

> As seen above, things got out of hands at a Seth Rollins autograph signing in Santiago, Chile earlier today at the Ripley Constanera Center Mall.

> BBCL Deportes reports that a "mob of followers" were no match for security as they started vandalizing the store, preventing a number of fans from getting to meet Rollins as the signing was shut down. People also looted the store and stole merchandise.

> BBCL apparently contacted owner of the store via phone and he was reportedly furious, yelling "I hate these low lives wrestling scum!"

File: Paulheyman_bio.png (96KB, 232x245px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 232x245px

>WWE fires head of creative
>the rumors surrounding paul heyman getting more of role in WWE

>post yfw paul heyman is in charge of raw and BTFO Smackcucks

File: big money meltz.jpg (61KB, 720x560px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 720x560px

>Manami Toyota vs. Kyoko Inoue (AJW 4/25/92; aired 5/18/92)
>"These two are probably a decade ahead of their time when it comes to putting together a match. It was so good, in some ways too good, in that the people were just in awe of it to the point they could barely react. The moves were all new so people had no idea what was coming next. Toyota's performance in this match, and for 1992 in general, can't even be given words to describe it although she is the outstanding wrestler of 1992, male or female. The only way I can describe this match is to say that it had the same impact as the first time I saw Tiger Mask vs. Dynamite Kid's match in 1982, in that they were years ahead of their time. Toyota won with a Japanese Ocean suplex, which is a new kind of german suplex. *****+++"

What did Dave 'I really fucking wish my wife was a jap' M'eltzer mean by this?

File: c96d48854d3241bbcfdf6d9a6ba43cd5_crop_north.jpg (28KB, 630x406px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 630x406px

Who would be /asp/'s guy if we existed back then

File: PeddiePedwards.png (498KB, 1732x1942px) Image search: [Google]

498KB, 1732x1942px

AND NEW!!!!!!! EDDIE EDWARDS IS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!

Handpicked by Lashley. Suppose to lose. Wins World Title! Eddie Edwards shocks everyone and delivers a Boston Knee Party and is now our World Champion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G_DioFBScI

TNA blacked out during the cage match. I wasn't watching live so I went to TNA's YouTube page to see if the rest of the match was there before I finished the show. The above text is the first video. Here's a rare Pepe(OC DO NOT STEAL) to show how I felt about the spoiler.

File: John-Cena-Gym-Workout-Photo.jpg (127KB, 650x972px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 650x972px

Could BMJ win in the octagon?

File: 19828911.jpg (86KB, 631x317px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 631x317px

This was gold. Eli is so elite on the mic, but EC3 ain't that far behind either.

This feud is gonna b breddy hype. But the segment made Eli look like the babyface.

File: 23549f47be6b3f5df9784c36f2bb5113_crop_north.jpg (40KB, 630x420px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 630x420px

>Makes a Miz match entertaining
>A fucking Miz match

How underrated and underappreciated is 2016 Dolph?

File: mick-foley-3.jpg (42KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 615x409px

>Foley is a longtime fan of women's professional wrestling and has campaigned for their equality among men. Among his closest friends in WWE have long been their female performers, with Trish Stratus calling Mick their "safety valve" since with Foley being happily married he was one of the few wrestlers who would not try to date his coworkers.

File: s-l1000.jpg (75KB, 801x1000px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 801x1000px

itt: confusing childhood boners

File: IMG_5524.jpg (92KB, 1208x631px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1208x631px

Pretty feet only

File: john-cena-john-cena-17404725-356-378.jpg (40KB, 356x378px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 356x378px

>be john cena
>start out as a failed bodybuilder straight into wrestling
>everyone's an asshole
>highly competitive RA era
>everythings fast paced
>endless traveling schedule
>impress higher ups by selling yourself
>help company with your popular merchandise
>never whine or complain even when hurt
>body eventually breaks down from years and years of abuse
>come back IR sooner to continue to work
>now a veteran
>understood all about the miles and money


and then...

>get called lazy by some balding laidback cuck with a better yet somehow still shittier gimmick than you

File: tetsuya naito.png (1MB, 1310x873px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1310x873px

10/10 wrestlers