What went wrong?
Doesn't draw
Shit in the ring
No charisma
>>1843960
Skip Sheffield. fans don't forget.
Too big an intimidating for wrestling nowadays
>On February 5, 1988, World Wrestling Federation (WWF) held its first ever Main Event on a Friday night, live from the Market Square Arena in Indianapolis, Indiana. It garnered a staggering 15.2 rating with 33 MILLION viewers and stands as television's most watched wrestling event of all time.
>The big attraction was a Wrestlemania III rematch between Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant
What did Hulk "The GOAT" Hogan mean by this?
>>1843911
Based Andre. The 8th wonder of the world was such a draw.
>>1843911
>network television
>cable and satellite still had low market penetration
>most households had 4 or less channels available for viewing
>no internet
>>1843911
>WM32 had highest attendance ever
roman sure is a draw!
>The former two-time WWE women’s champion, who set another standard of excellence this week on Raw with her corkscrew moonsault onto Sasha Banks, is the daughter of the legendary “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, who was a reviled heel and longtime rival of crowd favorite Sting.
>Charlotte believes she has found her own version of Sting with Smackdown women’s champion Becky Lynch.
>''Becky is my Sting. She is a white meat, pure babyface. There is no gray area. She’s my size, she’s hard-hitting, and we’re best friends.”
Neowooredditasp
You mean the botched corkscrew moonsault?
>>1843880
Sting has always been a bit of a meme though, yeah?
what did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/JohnRiversToo/status/782715321345974272
???????
>>1843841
Oh shit
>>1843841
>https://twitter.com/JohnRiversToo/status/782715321345974272
Are you ready for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOAh6U_Baf0
>>1843840
What is this? Is it in the anime, an OVA or some shit?
>>1843849
It's a brand new reboot anime of Tiger Mask, it's also quite bad and probably won't live past it's first season.
>>1843874
I know that – and fuck you I like it – I just mean this match in general. It's by NJPW's Youtube channel, so is it part of one of their actual cards?
Is archery /asp/?
Yes, very much. However in a few minutes a Mexican is going to spam this thread with >have sex
>lose weight
Just ignore it. He uses Proxies so don't even bother with IP count
Not a single dime
+18
what is this attire called again ?
>>1843806
What's this guy's gimmick, school shooter?
my mom had a coat like that
>>1843806
Who the fuck is the lad with the cigar that was with him?
HEY MAN
WE CAME TO CONQUER AND DIVIDE
WE SOME JOBBER BOYS
>>1843723
I'M A HUMAN AND I SHOT HIM WITH MY GUN
https://youtu.be/ELq6INCUYL8
Have your voice heard. Your questions be played live on tv.
The Beast
The real beast before brock lesnar copies him
/asp/ opinion thread
https://m.photofunia.com/effects/retro-wave?server=1
>>1843665
That's more like r/SC's gradual opinion, /asp/'s opinion is that Roman is the fuckin man.
>>1844771
>not being A E S T H E T I C as fuck
Get a clue
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1843662
Phil btfo
>>1843662
B t f o
>The demographic that Raw and Smackdown do best in are single/divorced men in their 40s and 50s
>Research has shown soap operas can help lonely people cope with their situation because watching the characters lives on a regular basis simulates some of the psychological aspects of friendship
This raises a few questions.
Are the ratings down because Roman is worse at being an imaginary friend than Cena? After all, who wouldn't want to hang around with BMJ?
Is Kevin Owens then man to bring ratings back up? Hes the man that looks most like the RAW audience.
Given that most of /asp/ are single men in their 20s is safe to say we're all just younger versions of these middle aged losers and we're all destined to die alone? Who is more likely to escape this fate: Smarks or Anti-smarks?
>Hes the man that looks most like the RAW audience
Who from the RAW audience can do a suicide dive from the top rope and can go in the ring for 30+minute?
>>1843655
DELETE THIS
I hate Raw so I'm safe.
ITT wrestlers who didn't deserve it
>>1843617
i agree, Benoit didn't deserve to be erased from history
>>1843617
Why are you posting about this random guy? This isn't Alternative Sports & Wrestling related.
>>1843617
Who?
You see Seth... You're not stepping into the ring with Triple H the COO... You're stepping in the the ring with Triple H THE GAMEEEE!
>*Music hits*.
What's Triple H The Coo? His pigeon form or something?
>>1843604
cringing
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! NOW IF I WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU CHARLY I HAVE TO WATCH RAW!
SMACKDOWN IS SUPPOSE TO BE THE A+ SHOW WITH A+ WAIFUS.
Literally fucking who?
>>1843540
>not knowing mini Latina belly waifu
>>1843539
FUCK VINCE MCMAHON
nobody over 18 watch raw why in the hell you put a 10/10 latina on that kids show?