>the man with a plan >great high-flyer >incredible mat

>>1843509
>>called out the 9/11 hologram planes

what did he mean by this

>>1843522
The 9/11 hologram planes were called out by him.

>>1843533
i disagee

>>1843509
GOAT

>>1843538
wat u mean?

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What a babe.

>>1843549
u kno...

>>1843552
Cena isn't even that tall wtf.

Is Brian like 5"5?

>>1843570
5'8''

>>1843509
>the man with a plan
more like manlet without a clue
>great high-flyer
flippy shit
>incredible mat technician
le submission meme xD
>most entertaining guy in any room at any time
Just because he's in raw
>based entrance theme
Another bland CFO$ song
>based jackets
If you find second hand clothing based
>redpilled
>called out Obama
>called out the Jews
>called out the Illuminati
>called out the 9/11 hologram planes
>called out the Atlantians
>called out the Lumerians
>called out the thirteen interbreeding shapeshifter lizard bloodlines
>called out the moon
>called out the sun
Fucking lunatic tinfoil hat wearing retard
>philosophically-sound
He's a stoner
>strong sense of individuality
He's a jerk
>transcended
Fucking durg addict
>longest-reigning Interim WWE Champion of all time
Not even recognized
>won on The Price is Right
White trash
>no tattoos or piercings
Too busy getting high to get one
>not a cuck
Too busy having gay sex with London
>doesn't do roids
That's why he will never be a draw
>honest
>not a hypocrite
Talks shit while being high
>one of the most naturally-charismatic people in wrestling history
lol no
>passionate, once drove forty hours straight to wrestle three matches for a promotion that got him into Japan
outlaw """wrestling"""
>destroyed John Cena on the mic
No one cares
>not a single bad promo in his entire career
What about that time he teamed with Big Zeke
>always willing to put people over
jobber
>was a draw in Japan
chink bingo halls don't count
>single-handedly carrying the cruiserweight division on his back
In the eyes of fedora lords maybe
>best gimmick in the company today
Another boring flippy midget?

>>1843580
*Billed 5'8"

>>1843580
Ain't no way in hell he's only 2" shorter than The Phenomenal One.

>>1843509
So fucking Based, never as a kid did I think a guy from a tag team I like turn out like this
Hope he at least gets a short reign with the Cruiserweight Title

>>1843509
I wonder how much his outfits cost

>>1843589
> more like manlet without a clue
Trash talk without proofs.
> flippy shit
He doesn't do flips.
> le submission meme
Nah, Brian have only Bully Choke in his arsenal
> Another bland CFO$ song
CFO$ wasn't even born when Kendrick's theme was released.
> If you find second hand clothes based
Nope
> Fucking lunatic tinfoil hat wearing retard
So what?
> He's a stoner
> He's a jerk
It's not bad
> Fucking durg addict
Clean from 2012
> Too busy getting high to get one
> Too busy having gay sex with London
trash talk
> lol no
lol yes
> What about that time he teamed with Big Zeke
GOAT time
> chink bingo halls don't count
NJPW isn't bingo hall
> In the eyes of fedora lords maybe
you're the only fedora lord in the building
> Another boring flippy midget?
No.

>>1843509
How does he do it?

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>>1843630
I really want to buy some of his jackets (especially the red one).

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>>1843509
don't forget
>successfully reinvented himself 3 times and got 3 separate gimmicks over

Kendrick is LITERALLY the GOAT manlet in the history of WWE.

>>1843747
This

>>1843643
qt

>>1843643
Anyone else think Jamie Noble has a massive head?