Baron Corbin vs Jack Swagger
Hype Bros and American Alpha vs the Ascension and Vaudevillains
WWE Championship
AJ Styles vs Dean Ambrose vs John Cena
Smackdown Tag Titles
Slyno vs The Usos
Smackdown Womyn's Title
Becky Lynch vs Alexa Bliss
Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton
Thicci Bella vs Carmella
WWE Intercontinental Championship
Big Match Michael "The Miz" Mizanin vs Dolph Ziggler
Official wwe discord
https://discord.gg/B2Gcn
The women's title match is Bliss vs Nikki vs Carmella
>>1849052
It should also be the Second Presidential Debate Gamethread.
>>1849096
>caring about who gets to be the president of the united states of americetty
>womens main eventing both No mercy and HIAC
becketty is injured
doloh and miz will main event
Probably Miz and Ziggler, pham. Becky can't even go tonight.
Based Nikki
Wtf is this? The championship match first? At least I hope that the IC title is the main event
The womens match is the main event of course you fucking sexist cis white male shithead!
>>1848979
The debate starts an hour after the PPV
HOW MANY BONGS?
>post yfw Miz softly whispers "I'm sorry, I love you" and delivers a Skull Crushing Finale to Ziggler's career
>>1848937
Gain height, faggot
>>1848937
That would be mad gay bro. I do believe they are close friends irl though but I doubt the character of Miz will be emotional.
It would a little something like this.
>Ziggler and Miz standing opposite corners, with Miz slightly bent over looking over at Ziggler
>Ziggler mouths the words "I'm sorry, I love you."
>Superkicks himself
>1... 2... 3!
>Screen fades with Miz holding the IC belt smiling at the camera
>
Create a mastodon edition
>>1848900
Braun is literally, objectively, unironically the best person on Raw.
>They'll feed him returning Harper
Not like this...
Who /bigred/ here
SO FUCK YOUR RULES MAN - SO FUCK YOUR RULES MAN
*SO -UC YOUR RULES MAN
>>1848881
He left leg looks super skeltal
>>1848881
Jesus Christ, the jaw on that bitch is Arnold tier.
AS CONFIRMED BY COACH ON TWITTER
>THE STATE OF WWE
>>1848655
If they put the fucking women on last...
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE THEY DOING?
>>1848658
Sabotaging Smackdown
Do you think Storm Wrestling Academy is a sound investment?
>LEARNING WRESTLING FROM A -0 CHARISMA FUCK
LMFAO
>>1848541
Most of the ones that make it are credited as talented wrestlers however none of them have had much of a push.
>Charisma
>Marketablity
>The Look
>Wrestling ability
In order of importance
>cheated on Chyna with the boss's daughter
>Chyna's life was ruined since then while he's a millionaire now
>next in line to the company
>shits up the brands with flippy indie shit
>stole an over Test's angle just to get into the main event
>is a (((Jew)))
>will always forever be in the shadow of Shawn Michaels the GOAT
>is obviously on something to be that muscular at his age
>got btfo by Scott Steiner
>would have been a mid carder at best if not for these events
Fuck this guy.
>>1848534
Small pecker
>>1848534
I beseech you to copulate
>>1848534
>Chyna's drug problems some how HHH's fault
Nope.
>*THIS IS WRESTLING*
>>1848467
Id be suprised if she does, but i really want her to loose today
>>1848467
have sex
>>1848477
hang yourself carter
What would be different if Roman had won the 2014 Royal Rumble?
Ratings would be under 1 milion by now
>Roman wins the title at Mania.
>Bryan beats Triple H at Mania
>Rollins goes over Batista at Mania
>Bryan gets injured so fans stop crying about him
>The Shield v The Authority is the main summer feud
>Rollins turns on The Shield
>Roman Reigns v Seth Rollins is the main autumn feud
>Lesnar wins the Rumble, Bryan fans tolerate it because its Lesnar
>Roman goes over Lesnar at Mania
At the time I would have said it was way too early for Roman, but you're right. It might have been best for business
The Shield were like, the hottest act besides Bryan at that point, right? So people probably wouldn't have rebelled quite so badly and Bryan might not've ever gotten inserted into the main event.
I think they would've bullshitted in a way for Batista to get into the main event anyway, so it still would've been a triple threat, then you'd see the Authority interfere, to which the Shield would respond and Roman would probably go over.
Who here ready to /facefacts/ tonight?
>>1848394
Oh shit, it's tonigh? Literally forgot all about it.
BIG FACTS CURT
>another WWE show already
Don't worry.
Stephanie is going to physically emasculated Roman Reigns live on tv, which will be the start of the male to female transition storyline; Romina Reigns as she'll be called from then on will eventually win the first 15 women Royal Rumble and squash Bayley, Becky, Charlotte and Sasha Sbunks at Wrestlemania 33.
They'll also adapt Romina's catchphrase to ''I'm not a bad guy, I'm not a good guy, I'm a woman!''
>>1848239
Now thats fucking disgusting
Stephanie said they'll bring in lgbt storylines.
Believe that.
Roman honestly doesn't have the charisma to compete with men. Romina should be fine against wymen.
Don't mind me, just going to be the fist male and female champion before I destroy the entire company.
What does she mean by this?
>>1848217
So exactly what did she injure?...
Neck injury?
Knee?
>>1848233
Judging by the way she speaks, it was a fucking stroke.
>>1848217
I bet she loves sucking balls. Not like just licking balls but sucking them hard and making the popping sound with her mouth.
First of all I know I'm gonna be called a troll, but I don't give a hell about it. Say whatever you want.
I know that WWE is actualyl trying to push empowered women and lgbt community, but I think they are still not doing the best job at it by a long shot. I mean - I know it's not as terrible as it was in 1996, where there were maybe 4 women in the WWF, with one match per year and no women's title - It was a terrible time, but we are still not THERE yet.
I think that having just one diva title per brand is not enough. Why do men have 3 titles per brand and one of it is tag team and women have only 1 title? They should add more titles for women to fight for, like women championship for bigger ladies, tag team female championship.
Now the roster - divas from SD and RAW combined don't even make the amount of men that are on the roster of SD OR RAW alone. This is unacceptable in this day! They should have equal rosters.
Women also should be represented better. First of all, they should have their own PPVs, in which gay men could compete too. They should also have a co-main events at other PPVs, more matches at PPVs and main event more weekly shows, because it is atrocious that they just had their FIRST own main event last week. This is not enough.
And also, there should be less racism and more pro lgbt angles too. Put titles on more black people, especially the main titles. I guess they kinda want to please LGBT community with New Day, but that's not enough. Have much more gay, lesbian, bi and transgender angles! But not the typical gay-boys etc. to make fun of them, NO!
Not to mention - what about minorities in religion? I hate it that no muslim is pushed to the main event!!! THIS IS 2016 FOR FUCKS SAKE! Not 1999! This is racist that the only muslim characters were being mocked for their beliefs / characters. Make them serious, not to mock them.
So, who else agrees with me? I know a lot of people here think the same, but are either scared to say all that, or to agree. C'mon, let's unite and make WWE more 2016 than it is.
LOL DIDN'T READ
>>1848223
Lol, you didn't read it beacuse you are scared of the truth. But you are going to read this tldr that I made specifically for you:
1. Hire more women
2. Make more championships for women
3. Have female-only PPVs (LGBT people can compete there too)
4. More main events for females, especially on weekly shows, but also co-main events at PPVs
5. Push LGBT angles
6. Push black people (especially to the main titles spots)
7. More muslim people (but not the typical racist terrorist heel gimmicks)
You are welcome.