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Hey anon, I know you feel like there's no hope now. I know how it sucks with what's going on right now. You have an election where you have to choose between a psycho and a narcissist. There is a group of extremists who want to see you burn and bleed. You're always feeling anxious when you wake up in the morning as you drive to school or work. You always feel like you don't deserve a woman. You always feel like there's no point of anything and decided to follow the writings of Neitzsche so you become a Nihilist because religions have failed you.

Well /asp/, I still believe in you. I still believe you're able to find that light in the tunnel and then some. All it takes is a little digging deep inside yourself.

Big Sexy loves you anon and here to tell you that everything will be ok.

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Hey anons, Wondering if this is the right place for paintball advice. I'm looking to drop a good couple thousand on my gear and marker. I'm going to pick up a yearly membership at the local field and wanted some advice.

Need everything.
I've been gravitating towards the Tippman X7 and Tippman Chronus for the mil-sim look and will be buying harness and mask/clothing to match that look. Need help figuring out what works best for masks, marker, and harness etc.
also question should I do a remote line or just keep the tank on my gun?
Thanks in advance for the help anons.

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>"It's like a street party atmosphere. We chant, we dance and we get stuff over. It doesn't detract from the in-ring at all, and so what if it did? We are part of the show as much as the wrestlers are, we are what makes it good in a lot of ways, WE enhance the talent more they enhance each other."

>"Anyways, why I am still talking to you, I paid for this ticket. Don't like, don't watch. Bye-bitch!"

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Was he a draw?

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Based Harper finally came back. This was in Chile

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This board is the absolute shits. If its seriously one person shitting it up, get a job my man. You need priorities because it might be too late when you finally do.

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>wwe buys tna tapes
>wwe now has to edit said tapes
>no clue if the themes will be used as in a co-deal to use the music trademarks
>all the tna music could be gone and redubbed


how the fuck is this going to work

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ITT: Wrestlers only you marked for

pic related; based The Masterpiece

he should have won in the Elimination Chamber match ;_;

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When did Kofi stop being Jamaican?

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Underrated entrance themes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3jqMvoMgG4

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I'll just leave this here

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Do I have a good look to become a pro wrestler?
I'm 6'3"

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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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Quiet

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Independent Wrestlers that are from your area. who has been the best draw or always make a good main event. Sideshow from New Port Richey, Florida.