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>no ivory
into the trash it goes

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>>1846126
Ivory was very ugly!

>>1846135
Austin desperately wanted to rail that back in the day.

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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1846031
>>1846049
It was all part of the plan.

Fuck Jim from Virginia guy is a fucking creep.

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This is Ryan from Cumberland, Maryland.

>>1846105
#1 creep

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>>1845928

>tl;dr
>society is sick
>up is down
>beautiful has become ugly
>health is sickness
>man into woman
>strength is weakness

In past eras, when America and the West was fighting fit, larger-than-life - Gods-amongst-men - aspirational figures were adored by the fans. Now in this age they seek a figure who represent nothing more than their-shitty-selves: Kevin "He's fat and got a neckbeard like me" Owens.

>tl;dr
>it is the jews

>>1845952
Agreed, anon. And oh my fuck I hate Kevin Owens. You can tell he feels uncomfortable in the presence of his tag team JeriKO because deep down inside he knows that Chris is the better man.

whoa youre redpilled bro

>>1845925
WWE writing fucked them up.

Ambrose should have kept the same look he had in the shield and not become a meme.

Reigns should have kept his mouth shut and just fuck shit up like Goldberg. But instead is a cheesy worse version of John Cena.

Rollins is fine as long as they fully make him face and change his fucking finisher. Give him God's Last Gift and Phoenix Splash.

>>1845925
deanetty sure was.

All they had to do was turn Reigns heel when fans were already booing him but instead they kept on trying to force him

>>>/wew/

>>1845856
Either that or the Shibata vs Ishii match
Or Zayn vs Nakamura

Roman Reigns vs. Triple H

Courtesy bump

I don't remember seeing the thread about Clash of Champions when it comes to results, mind posting them? I'm not sure if I got it all right

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>>1845808
Here you go.

>>1845802
You're getting worked

>>1845802
Cena fucked Renee

>>1845843
>cuck fantasies

So it's confirmed all Deano haters are cucks?

>>1845780
who?

Only for Nature Boy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a2LbapPLOlA

Eh, he's pretty based.

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>>1845771

> Wrestling fan

>Cheers for ending injuries

Pick one, faggot

>>1846008
you're right

i wish he died

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The only right answer

>>1845681
I would have railed the unironic shit out of prime Chyna and if you wouldn't you're a fucking homo

Didn't she eventually get a dick?,
Or is that just a rumor?
Because she was hot

>>1845681
Everytime Donald Trump gets in front of a mic, he reminds people of her.
>>1845690
me too, fapped plenty of times to her playboy photoshoot videos

>>1845631
What is he?

>>1845635
He's a non cookie-cutter. What are you?

>>1845646

Just a man wondering who this guy is. I work with bodybuilders, I need something to talk to them about other than the best lighting for working out.

Same, I haven't watched watched any of the shows other than a few highlights on youtube, phil ruined wrestling for me, all wrestlers loks like pusies now, connor was right.

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>>1845559
Couldn't agree more

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>this thread

>>1845547
Don't talk to me or my dead teammates ever again.

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>>1845568
kek

What did Bret say anyway?

>>1845633
That the Freebirds were nobodies outside of the south, and someone like Rick Rude deserves to be in there ahead of them. He's basically getting mad about a HOF for a business where the results are predetermined. Basically the brain damage (((Goldberg))) gave him is playing up again.

>>1845513

He's a libertarian, not even Americans are dumb enough to elect them

>>1845517
>I'm so retarded that I don't even know what I am talking about
Take a seat /asp/ie

>>1845513
Does he actually have any good ideas because I'm not gonna just vote for him because he's Kane.