ITT: Champions
Post champions
>>2045136
>>2045144
>top heel in all of WWE right now
>>2045155
Bryan is the heel
Miz is an innocent victim of his bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAj2t1CV5zI
>>2045107
He needs to put some pants on. He is going to get a cold wandering aimless down some road in the snow like that
>>2045107
The best wrestler in the world.
>The kind mixed with the wicked.
>The will to fight until the end.
>I'm not your enemy, I'm not your enemy or friend
>Respect, never came to those just waiting for it.
>This time, is the same as all they came here for.
>You will never see your name written in the sky
>I'm here to bring you down to earth.
Would Dana work as a face?
She's willing to put in the work.
Remember she is not someone's daughter or related to a famous person, so she will have an uphill battle.
Not a chance.
I still want to see a Big Momma Pump gimmick dammit
/ourguy/?
who?
>>2044696
It's Jessie gottard
>>2044639
Is this, dare I say it, literally who?
>TRIPLE H!
>TRIPLE H!
>TRIPLE H!
>TRIPLE H!
Has this chant literally ever happened in the entire history of professional wrestling?
>>2044601
This Wrestlemania.
>>2044601
Right before the hot tag from Shawn
Whenever he goes against someone the smarks hate
Oh based biker of /asp/, tell me who Sami Zayn's trade will be!
>>2044256
Hopefully for the ultimate jobber biker
The undercarder
>>2044256
This.
He's shown up once.
We Need to Summon Corbin more often.
Kalisto.
>will always work everyone forever
GOAT
>>2043345
>getting so angry at balls mahoney in a shoot interview your gassed for the rest of the hour.
Did New Jack kill Balls and Axel?
>>2043345
GOAT
BASED
>>2042641
Who?
>>2042644
HBK and Tomi Lahren
>>2042647
How is Tomi's beef game?
shit?
>>2042275
you mean based, that trial solo run, he did well and was booked strong.
>>2042275
Offensively so. He's one of WWE's worst manufactured vanilla mongoloids that gets a pass because he stands next to someone with a speck of marketable charisma.
>>2042291
>that trial solo run, he did well
Which one do you mean?
The one where Enzo got injured, and he cut a worst promo of the year contender, or the 1 (one) fatal four-way match he had, that he did approximately 30 seconds worth of moves in?
Cass is literally one of, if not the worst all-around talents in the company. He does absolutely nothing well.
>>2042298
Second after Roman
I want to die edition
Will Cortez Castro defeat The Claw and bring peace to the Aztec tribes?
SON OF HAVOC
The Battle of the Bulls continues this week
>Alberto Del Rio was reportedly involved in a backstage fight at Arena Naucalpan in Mexico this weekend, according to @Luchablog. Del Rio and Paige were in attendance for an IWRG show, likely to watch his brother wrestle in the main event.
>While backstage, local lucha star Alan Xtreme (Rafy of Ninja Turtles) was nearby and while what happened next isn't clear, it's believed Del Rio thought Alan touched him or touched Paige. The two started hitting each other and a brawl broke out, spilling over into a hallway that connects the locker room to a fan entrance way. Many fans witnessed what happened. No word yet on Del Rio's status after the fight but Alan's face was said to be marked up. Luchaworld reports that Alan is in bad shape but stable condition.
>Luchablog also reported that Paige and Del Rio were seen drinking before the fight.
JUST
>>2042069
What are the odds that one or both of them is dead by this time next year?
>>2042087
Paige getting beheaded by a Mexican drug cartel when?
>>2042069
What a surprise del rio is just another mexican faggot.
I'm scared guys
Is /ourguy/, Mickey going to get destroyed?
https://youtu.be/CpHFDc0_R8Y
If he wins it will make Punk look good
If he loses it will make Punk look bad
I hope he gets knocked out within first 3 seconds.
>>2042010
BASED Sage is going to avenger Punker.
>>2042016
>If he wins it will make Punk look good
>If he loses it will make Punk look bad
I don't think Punk can look much worse.
When do they hand the writing of the shows over to him?
>>2041891
Who
>>2041891
surgically correct your micropenis
>>2041894
Max Landis. Famous for having a father who literally murdered a bunch of people on the set of a movie.
It's obviously an ironic post though. Max Landis only ever parrots smark opinion as if it was his own. If Landis really is scripting WWE, it would go a long way to explaining why it's so fucking shit.
>finisher is called the "Bank Statement," indicating something quick and impact-based
>it's a submission move
>not the Receding Consciousness
>not the Hairline Fracture
>not the Chimp Out on Yo Limbs Nigga
>not the Horse Rider
>>2041426
>horse food
>>2041426
>not the jockey lock
>not the stable stretch
>not the horse hold
>not the neigh-neigh
>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iSweE-qVsk
>yfw
>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hlO_1JGTww
>yfw
>>2041295
>That dissapointment face
>3...2....1...
>buzzer
>the music starts
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOzIVWefgo
>yfw