/lu/ - General

Will Cortez Castro defeat The Claw and bring peace to the Aztec tribes?

SON OF HAVOC

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The Battle of the Bulls continues this week

>Battle of the Bulls to determine #1 contendership to a cuck's title

really makes you think...

>>2045163
>Snek Moon
nice I love that snek so much

>>2042208

>No draw sexy Star

Great show

>>2045268
thats mariposa retard

>>2045281
oh shit my bad mang
I hit mariposa tho

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>>2045285
She'll be on tomorrow too, trying to seduce my boy Drago

>>2046208
I hope he spits the mist in her face

isn't mundo facing sexy star in a cage match this week?

>>2046274
That too. So we got the Bulls match, Kobra and Drago and Mundo/Sexy in a cage. Seems pretty comfy lads

SON OF HAVOC

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>>2046208

She'll probably bring out the sneks. They look pretty cool.

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>>2046208
Drago is king.

>>2046208
>>2048934
Drago is GOAT and should be LU Champion someday.

>>2046616
One is apparently Judas Devlin.

Who was a hot NXT prospect until his spine got DeMott'D.

>>2048934

I'm trying to figure out how Evans didn't kill himself taking that, and I can't. It looks like he jumped backwards onto the top of his head

>>2048953
Seems kinda like he cradled his head under Drago's arm?

Evans is an old pro tho: hoping that AAA firing him becomes his gain.

>>2048958
There are rumblings that he isn't properly "fired" per se. Apparently Dorian Roldan may have worked something out with LU. Because according to Konnan, if Evans left, so would Angelico.

>>2048995
Based Los Güeros del Cielo being Hermanos 4-life.

It'll be interesting to see what happens either way.

WWE had interested in Angelico a while back and you'd be a fool not to nab Evans for 205.

>>2049000
Evans on 205 Live would be horrible IMO. They hardly do anything there from what I've watched. Decent matches. Nothing awful, but nothing on Lucha Underground's level yet. Evans is a character too, but he's a flippy machine. They don't seem to like that with the Cruiserweights entirely.

>>2049153
This is a world in which 205 Live isn't getting VINCED.

almost times boys

so this the official band for lu now?

I kinda like the masked band t b h

Killshot, Dante, Mariposa and Jeremiah in one match? Fug i can't decide

Striker shut the fuck up

>it's a women are strong episdoe

>striker

I want Mairposa to sit on my face

>>2050503
what about marty?

Who is Dante? a new indie guy?

BASED EMO KID BRINING THE VIOLENCE

>>2050513
a street nigga

>>2050505
Yes

Man, why did they have to can Solomon Crowe
He was pretty based
Oh well

>>2050513
He's Killshots old friend, Cumshot

THAT FUCKING SPOT

>>2050521
Too based for Nxt

I do love me some chairs senpai

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>it's a comfy violence episoe

After 3 years, I can say I really really hate Striker

>>2050533
Up until someone doesn't hook the leg

I FUCKING SWEAR IF MARIPOSA WINS

>>2050537
He aint that bad, better than Cole

Oh fuck, that wad some spot

rip killshot

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RIP Killshot

RIP KILLSHOTS NECK

Crane is fucking red as a beet

BASED EMO KID

That was a comfy first match. Fucking rip Killshot.

SON OF HAVOC

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Probably would of missed that chair spot if freaking Xbone's system update was so damn slow.

Welp my stream is like 4 minutes behind

>>2050569
>>2050572
>not watching it on el rey network

>Godzilla special
El Rey is pretty based
What is it with Spics and their fascination of Asian stuff

>>2050577
we like wacky shit and no one produces more wacky shit than japs

how is killshot still alive after all these spots?

>>2050580
So what's with all the 70s Hong Kong movies
The current stuff is just as, if not more, insane

>That opening match

Too fucking based.

BASED WORLDWIDE UNDERGROUND

Based WWU

Sucks that this was recorded when Jack had his jaw wired shut

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>>2050576
But I am watching it on El Ray. I started the update an hour ago and it's STILL updating. I hate updating it.

Sexy already practicing for that boxing career

>it's a Sexy Star still has all her clothes on montage

>>2050600
Kek, she's gonna get PHILED

>>2050600
>>2050606
shes getting MUNDOED

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How can a chink like me get a qt latina bros

>>2050611
just Bee urself :)

>>2050611
I dunno but I'll gladly take your women

>>2050611
Hunt down latina weebs, they go crazy for chinks

>>2050611
Get a tan and you'll look like a native south american, seriously

>>2050611
Just don't be a fob kind of Asian and you should be ok. At least that's what high school taught me.

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>>2050618
>>2050620
>>2050622
>>2050623
I guess I should kick this shitposting habit first

Drago mah boy

>>2050622
This, spics and she spics are notorious weebs

my boy drago better not get bullied by kobra moons friends

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>>2050626
Where's the fun in that though?

WHAT THE FUCK

>>2050630
You ever seen that gif of Serperior Flygon vore?

>>2050630
EVERYBODY'S GETTING BULLIED

4 U

dat fucking ass mah dick

Either this dude is a giant or everyone is tiny. Holy fuck

He's a big guy

S N E K
S N E K

I like that big guy's mask

WHO IS THIS DICK HEAD BULLYING MY BOYS??????

IS THE SNEK UNDERTAKER

>BE ME
>BE PENTAGON DRAGO FENIX AND AEROSTAR MARK
>THEY ALL GET BULLIED BY GIRLS

>Undersnaker
Feud with Mil when

Is reptile rape dungeon a thing? It should be

LUCHASAURUS

*clap clap clap*

who the fuck is that huge snek nigga

>>2050659
just like the dolphin rape caves

>>2050665
Does anyone have 14 gb of that porn in a zip file?

I realized that it hurts the show by not showing the crowd the vignettes. For example, a while ago Joey Ryan snitched and got Mr. Cisco killed and Ryan is still super over with the crowd.

maybe i'm being worked...or trabajado in this case.

>>2050662
Gimmick immedietly buried

>>2050630
you jinxed him you fool!

>>2050669
The crowd shouldn't know about shit like Ryan and Castro being cops, if they did they'd just chant "he's a cop" whenever they shows up and that'd ruin things

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>tfw Sexy Star will never grab you by the throat and yell at in spanish

>>2050669
I feel it's better. We see the matches but don't see what lead up to it or why something happened. Then you'd have to watch it to start connecting the pieces.

>>2050671
:(

My nigger Angelico.

I want my boy Jack to win but I want Son of Havoc to win too... Such is life

>>2050659
The Internet holds the answers, and probably yes.

>i will never have hair like angelico

>Soft taco
>Not just saying taco

Fuck you, Vamp

RIP Jack's spine

That landing did not look pretty

RIP EVANS

Why is SoH so based?

BASED DAREWOLVE

Kek, Evans btfo

>He tea bagged me!

Jack BTFO'd by the Darewolf

>HE TEABAGGED ME

Dragon Azteca can't act to save himself from drowning

Rey Rey BTFO

>>2050796
He's an oscar winner compared to mr.cisco

>>2050802
No one in the show can act, expect Dario, but that's because duh

Jeremiah is one intense motherfucker

>snek brawn strongman

BASED PJ

>THIS IS LUCHA *clapclap clapclapclap*
believers get more fucking annoying every episode

SON OF HAVOC

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After that match is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

>>2052136
I actually like him now, way more than during his NXT days

also that sitout powerbomb is top tier.

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where my /hojo/ and /sex/ bros at

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>>2052186
We only /Undersnaker/ now

>>2052186
Banana doku a cute

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>>2052239
>>2052210

the broship is eternal

also, banana doku is best doku

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MUH DICK

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>>2052186
Reporting in

So who the fuck is that Undersnaker? I'm trying to find some info but can't. At least we can speculate Bestia 666 is the smaller snek.

>>2052291
>ywn get a signed autograph from your waifu

Undersnaker was based senpai

>>2052264
Joline?

Turns out Luchasaurus is quite agile

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLvAxh_jDw4/

>>2052294
Taller one is Judas Devlin.

>>2052396
So another ex-NXT guy who leaves to work in LU and so far looks pretty good

>>2052401
Guy was apparently close to being called up as part of The Wyatt Family before his spine got DeMott'D.

>>2052421
That would be interesting to see. Maskless he kind of looks like a taller Seth Rollins 2bh

Anyway I like the fact that we see quite a lot of new faces in the temple, makes it less boring. And if you don't see someone weekly in the ring it also helps a lot, makes you tune in to see if this week you'll see him.

>>2052426
From my incredibly faint memories of his days in NXT he was pretty solid.

Also: his ringname was fucking JUDAS DEVLIN.

How could you even get more awesome?

>>2052434
Paranormal satanistic names/gimmicks are my favourites 2bh, one of the reasons I sometimes tune in to watch AAA. Kayfabe is something long forgotten in WWE, so I have to resort to that.

Let's see in next weeks how the storyline turns out, but a stable full of lizards would be pretty neat

>>2052421

What if the wyatt family was him, Bray, HarpGOAT and Strowman? That would be totally based senpai

>>2052488
That sounds like a based as fuck stable of big guys 4 u

the new snakes look too silly imo, almost azteca's headdress level

undersnaker just looks like a furry and the other one is literally fat drago

>>2053042
It all depends on how they proceed with the storyline. Sure it's silly but so is Drago and his mask, and since they decided to go with the reptiles, they may as well go all in and have a fucking Undersnaker. He would probably look better if he had some upper body snek outfit like the smaller one.

I honestly love it because of how silly it is. Strong kayfabe makes wrestling fun.

>>2053047
He used to paint his neck up to his collarbone to match his mask. It looked great, no clue why he stopped doing it

>>2053047
I have no problem with the storyline, I just don't like the masks

I mean drago and kobra moon just invoke reptiles, they're not literally wearing the face of one like this is hotline lucha or something

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>>2053164
>hotline lucha

Book it Dario

>>2053145
Wasn't it only during his semi-heel turn when Vamp constantly said DARKER DRAGO?

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>>2053042
>undersnaker

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taya's movie on netflix when

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>LUCHASAURUS
heh, nice
>for 60 seconds straight
stop

>>2053260
WWU is hilarious in backstage segments 2bh

>HE TEABAGGED ME

this season has really picked up since that casket match between mil and puma, damn

The only Lucha Underground thing I've watched is the Aztec Warfare that Matanza debuted in

Would I be able to just jump in and watch the next episode?

>>2053602
You could but you'd miss out on a lot, obviously. I'd say watch it all, knowing that season 3 has a slow start and that there is a push someone gets that is pretty much disliked by everyone.

>>2053217
I remember him having it when he returned in the Fatal 4-Way, which I think is what you're referring to.

>>2053611
Thanks

I've always wanted to watch it but I always thought I didn't have the channel

>>2053260
I'd watch a movie with Taya in it if you catch my drift

>>2053260
God, WWU reminds me way to much of highschool.

>>2042208
I dont watch LU
Why does this anon want to kill himself everytime he makes a general?

>>2054852
Because his favourite wrestler, who happens to be Pentagon DANK, got both his arms broken and he won't appear on the show for I suppose quite a while, at least a few episodes.

>>2054881
Oh yeah i saw him wrestle Mysterio
Thanks dude

>>2054884
I won't spoil anymore lad but Mysterio has probably the highest powerlevel in all of LU. Which is kind of nice since he's a legend, sadly WWE never gave him anything more than just a midcard push, with the shitty WWE title reigns being more insulting than anything

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>>2042208
do it faget

>>2050611
wear bronzer; depending on how short you are, you could pull off beanermode (this may be moot if you're south east asian), and they'll accept you as their own

>>2054892
Well thats good to hear
Mysterio has always been one of my favourites and ive always tried to get to watch LU
you might have just gotten a new fan
Thank you Mr. Anon

>>2054881
Cero Miedo
Cero Master
Cero Friends
Cero Usable arms

>>2055758
Good to have you on board, anon